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  1. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Yes, the answer is that the author is unknown. I have already done my homework.

    You claim things you can't prove as usual you limp dick.
  2. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by RisiR † Yes, the answer is that the author is unknown. I have already done my homework.

    You claim things you can't prove as usual you limp dick.

  3. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Explain this.

    Originally posted by RisiR † Herod, a confirmed historical person, supposedly killed a whole generation of boys that would surely affect the area in a major way and is probably worth writing down but nope. No mention until 400 years after it suppedly happened and even that has to be interpreted in that way so yea….
  4. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    When they say "no mention" that doesn't directly translate to no historical documents ever existed. It simply means nothing more has been found. All this is quite irrelevant anyways.
  5. RisiR † 29 Autism
    You're an idiot.
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Corinthians 14:33King James Version (KJV)

    33 For God is not the author of confusion, but of peace, as in all churches of the saints.

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  7. Originally posted by Zanick Lol, speccy is trying to push his new age bullshit interpretation of the old testament on a man of actual faith

    Pretty much this. You make my head hurt Speckles. You never make sense.
  8. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Dargo Pretty much this. You make my head hurt Speckles. You never make sense.

    It's not hard to figure out. You just make it hard for yourself. God had made a promise with Abraham that his offspring would enter the promised land and become plentiful and fill the Earth. That promise was the Covenant. But in order for the promise to be fulfilled, the Israelites had to love God with their whole heart, their whole soul, and their whole mind. In time, they did not live up to their end of the relationship, the nation became wicked and self-serving, their adherence to Mosaic laws became a mockery, therefore the promise was withdrawn, the Covenant was broken, and the promise was instead given to peoples of all the Earth who are obedient to God from the heart, with Jesus and his loyal followers as the new obedient class, the new chosen people.
  9. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Do you go to church on Sunday, specard?

    Or, are you a lazy Christian that can't be fucked waking up early on Sunday?
  10. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by HampTheToker Do you go to church on Sunday, specard?

    Or, are you a lazy Christian that can't be fucked waking up early on Sunday?

    No, I don't go to church.
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Church goes to Spec.
  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by -SpectraL When they say "no mention" that doesn't directly translate to no historical documents ever existed. It simply means nothing more has been found. All this is quite irrelevant anyways.

    so how the fuck do you know about it then? leet haxing skills I suppose.




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  13. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    and I'm still waiting for speckles retort to this..

    Originally posted by NARCassist making loaves and fishes appear is a cheap magicians trick. curing illness, well if that makes you a messiah then this guy is a messiah also, you must agree.

    http://www.cracked.com/personal-experiences-1454-6-tricks-i-learned-as-faith-healer-for-scamming-you.html

    as for raising the dead, and rising from the dead himself, even as recently as within the past 100 years people have been wrongfully pronounced dead by physicians, only to later find scratches on the inside of the coffins. there is no way in jesus' times anybody could have absolutely been able to say that Christ or his 'patients' were actually dead in the first place. they could well have been comatose(or drugged). or he did like that^ guy and paid some hobo's to act.




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  14. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by NARCassist and I'm still waiting for speckles retort to this..






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    Jesus fed over 5,000 with fish and bread out of a single empty basket. That would be one hell of a magic trick.
  15. Originally posted by -SpectraL Jesus fed over 5,000 with fish and bread out of a single empty basket. That would be one hell of a magic trick.

    The basket wasn't completely empty you fucktard. Maybe you would know that if you ever bothered to go to church.
  16. RestStop Space Nigga
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  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Jesus fed over 5,000 with fish and bread out of a single empty basket. That would be one hell of a magic trick.

    weren't his pals fishermen??




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  18. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    The Devil also has capabilities, as a counterfeit offering to Christ's.
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