Becoming a firefighter 🚒

1. 2024-05-06 at 5:06 PM UTC

   #41
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by RIPtotse Ya lol I know a guy who made it thru all the fireman tests and shit and they were like 'ok great u got the job but just one question, u ever did droogz?' And he was all 'yah I smoked weed once when I was 6' then he didn't get the job
   
   
   Rofl america rulez

   
   Here everyone knows to deny it...then they piss test them
2. 2024-05-06 at 5:06 PM UTC

   #42
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by RIPtotse Lemme guess..
   
   He isn't white?

   
   He's white
3. 2024-05-06 at 5:14 PM UTC

   #43
   

   Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]

   Originally posted by infinityshock Bla bla bla propaganda. I watched a woman burn to death about 15 feet from her front door while the fire department lollygagged around to set up their hoses with zero sense of urgency
   
   I posted pics on whatever totse-derivative was up in 2012 or so

   
   So what were you doing at that point, playing with your hose?
   
   
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4. 2024-05-06 at 5:15 PM UTC

   #44
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Narc So what were you doing at that point, playing with your hose?

   
   Taking pictures
5. 2024-05-06 at 5:17 PM UTC

   #45
   

   Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]

   Originally posted by infinityshock Taking pictures

   
   Post pix, or were you coming so hard you didn't notice you had your finger over the lens?
   
   
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6. 2024-05-06 at 5:19 PM UTC

   #46
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Narc Post pix, or were you coming so hard you didn't notice you had your finger over the lens?
   
   
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   I posted them. On rdfrn...or skankery...whichever one was up back then
7. 2024-05-06 at 5:25 PM UTC

   #47
   

   Insane Alien Flying Frenzy African Astronaut
   Infinity where you actually there or where you seeing a photo and you reposted that photo? didn't someone grab one of those blankets they use to snuff out small fires (like that on people running around you would have to tackle with)
8. 2024-05-06 at 5:26 PM UTC

   #48
   

   Insane Alien Flying Frenzy African Astronaut
   https://www.amazon.com/Prepared-Hero-Emergency-Fire-Blanket/dp/B08TRTZS1T
9. 2024-05-06 at 5:44 PM UTC

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   Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
   Yeah okay real heroes don't go around with packaged fire blankets going IS ANYONE ON FIRE and stop dropping and rolling people for them. They are FIRE FIGHTERS they FIGHT FIRE with water and PPE. THey might be able to pull you out of a burning building, or your cat but if you're rolling around on the ground in front of them on fire they have zero duty to put you out
   
   You aren't a building. If you burn down to bone and ash as long as the fire doesn't spread it's not an issue, if they are there it's probably to put out a fire in a building. It's a matter of saving hundreds of lives versus one, the trolley issue.
10. 2024-05-06 at 5:45 PM UTC

    #50
    

    Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
11. 2024-05-06 at 5:59 PM UTC

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    Insane Alien Flying Frenzy African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Iron Ree Yeah okay real heroes don't go around with packaged fire blankets going IS ANYONE ON FIRE and stop dropping and rolling people for them. They are FIRE FIGHTERS they FIGHT FIRE with water and PPE. THey might be able to pull you out of a burning building, or your cat but if you're rolling around on the ground in front of them on fire they have zero duty to put you out
    
    You aren't a building. If you burn down to bone and ash as long as the fire doesn't spread it's not an issue, if they are there it's probably to put out a fire in a building. It's a matter of saving hundreds of lives versus one, the trolley issue.

    
    Maybe they're a standard on every rig. Oh, lady on fire.. grab blanket, BOB!
12. 2024-05-06 at 6:17 PM UTC

    #52
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Insane Alien Flying Frenzy Infinity where you actually there or where you seeing a photo and you reposted that photo? didn't someone grab one of those blankets they use to snuff out small fires (like that on people running around you would have to tackle with)

    
    I was literally 50 feet in front of the house with the garage totally in flames and smoke pouring out every window and the multiple firetrucks spooling out hoses with a 2010-vintage camera in my hand.
    
    If I get bored enough later I'll go look for the pictures