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2024-05-04 at 4:37 PM UTC

#21

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by Bradley ya it's one of them jobs that's very boring until it isn't.

99.9% of the time is droll and boringly mundane bullshit

Then there's the crackheads who feign injury to get a free ride to the hospital for free drugs

2024-05-04 at 11:52 PM UTC

#22

Insane Alien Flying Frenzy African Astronaut

Start with conservation corps and work your way up to state FF and then apply for a city that pays well. like 6 figures.

Me personally would never do it. reason is that 6 figures is to pay for your future Fire Fighter Cancer 80 percent get at some point of their lives and only firefighters get. it's hazard pay.

be a Paramedic instead. they make like 10 fold what ambulance EMR/EMT make while still being apart of the fire fighter family

2024-05-05 at 1:29 AM UTC

#23

Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]

Originally posted by Insane Alien Flying Frenzy .

be a Paramedic instead. they make like 10 fold what ambulance EMR/EMT make while still being apart of the fire fighter family

Dealing with drug addicts and going to medical school would be lame. Just GINNE AN AXE! 🪓

2024-05-05 at 2:31 PM UTC

#24

Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga

Originally posted by infinityshock Obviously, considering the abundance of them that you've chugged, huffed, swallowed, and boofed.

not enough to traumatize me like they did to you

2024-05-05 at 2:32 PM UTC

#25

Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga

Originally posted by Iron Ree Just easily aroused?

im a sensitive guy

2024-05-05 at 2:33 PM UTC

#26

Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga

Originally posted by Bradley ya it's one of them jobs that's very boring until it isn't.

or until a burning tesla comes along

2024-05-06 at 3:07 AM UTC

#27

Insane Alien Flying Frenzy African Astronaut

Originally posted by Iron Ree Dealing with drug addicts and going to medical school would be lame. Just GINNE AN AXE! 🪓

Falling through a roof and burning near to death and then end up getting that 1 Cancer only Fire Fighters get before age 70 is not worth 120-200k a year.

not that I would know.

or that one chance you walked into a highrise that magically fell from a small fire.

2024-05-06 at 3:15 AM UTC

#28

Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]

Originally posted by Insane Alien Flying Frenzy Falling through a roof and burning near to death and then end up getting that 1 Cancer only Fire Fighters get before age 70 is not worth 120-200k a year.

not that I would know.

or that one chance you walked into a highrise that magically fell from a small fire.

That wouldn't happen if you do the job right and safe

2024-05-06 at 3:35 AM UTC

#29

Insane Alien Flying Frenzy African Astronaut

Originally posted by Iron Ree That wouldn't happen if you do the job right and safe

or some guy name Larry Silverstein and his 25 separate 1 million dollar policy with just 2 weeks left were to occur

2024-05-06 at 5:59 AM UTC

#30

Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]

Could you imagine if Scron was a firefighter on 9/11?

"I can't go up the towers Cap'n, my tranny boyfriend beat me up last night for stealing his favorite butt plug and now my asshole is still too sore"

2024-05-06 at 12:41 PM UTC

#31

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by Insane Alien Flying Frenzy Falling through a roof and burning near to death and then end up getting that 1 Cancer only Fire Fighters get before age 70 is not worth 120-200k a year.

not that I would know.

or that one chance you walked into a highrise that magically fell from a small fire.

Bla bla bla propaganda. I watched a woman burn to death about 15 feet from her front door while the fire department lollygagged around to set up their hoses with zero sense of urgency

I posted pics on whatever totse-derivative was up in 2012 or so

2024-05-06 at 3:05 PM UTC

#32

Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]

Originally posted by Narc Could you imagine if Scron was a firefighter on 9/11?

I would be in charge of the hologram projectors that convinced the world a terrorist attack happened

2024-05-06 at 3:08 PM UTC

#33

Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]

Originally posted by infinityshock I watched a woman burn to death about 15 feet from her front door while the fire department lollygagged around to set up their hoses with zero sense of urgency

A woman burning to death doesn't change the water pressure clearance for a hydrant hose. Safety first. If we all stopped to save burning women then the hose would never get un coiled and no fires would ever be put out, might as well just not even bother showing up at that point

It's all about the hose and that's why people that park in front of hydrants are the worst because the hose needs like 30 feet of wiggle room or else it fucks up and will wreck the hydrant

2024-05-06 at 3:09 PM UTC

#34

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by Iron Ree A woman burning to death doesn't change the water pressure clearance for a hydrant hose. Safety first. If we all stopped to save burning women then the hose would never get un coiled and no fires would ever be put out, might as well just not even bother showing up at that point

It's all about the hose and that's why people that park in front of hydrants are the worst because the hose needs like 30 feet of wiggle room or else it fucks up and will wreck the hydrant

The point was they took their sweet time and made zero effort at expediency. They have no risk nowadays

2024-05-06 at 3:17 PM UTC

#35

Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga

Originally posted by infinityshock The point was they took their sweet time and made zero effort at expediency. They have no risk nowadays

maybe they knew the woman deserved it.

2024-05-06 at 3:18 PM UTC

#36

Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]

I'm gonna be a hip cool fire safety instructor that does a power point seminar called "Hose before Hoes" "whoa there! you can get her number in the burn ward now lets discuss the clearance rate and quick thread connector types found on your common pumper truck hoses folks"

Now folx I really want you to pay attention to that area around the hydrant. Look at how much room those hoses need to stretch out, like your uncle at thanksgiving after the fourth plate of stuffing [hold for laugh here]

2024-05-06 at 4:13 PM UTC

#37

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina maybe they knew the woman deserved it.

You deserve it

2024-05-06 at 4:35 PM UTC

#38

RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]

Originally posted by infinityshock I know a dude who had a cushy fireman job that he shit away by getting caught with weed in his locker now he's a homeless crackhead who pimps his wife out and literally breaks into his brother's house to steal his underwear

Ya lol I know a guy who made it thru all the fireman tests and shit and they were like 'ok great u got the job but just one question, u ever did droogz?' And he was all 'yah I smoked weed once when I was 6' then he didn't get the job

Rofl america rulez

2024-05-06 at 4:36 PM UTC

#39

RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]

Originally posted by infinityshock I know a dude who had a cushy fireman job that he shit away by getting caught with weed in his locker now he's a homeless crackhead who pimps his wife out and literally breaks into his brother's house to steal his underwear

Lemme guess..

He isn't white?

2024-05-06 at 4:59 PM UTC

#40

Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]

The same thing happened to my cousin while applying to be an RCMP officer

Idk I've never been drug tested in my life and I would refuse one unless they thought I was high at work and I could prove I wasnt

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