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  1. #1
    Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    That's right ladies, catch me on the next sexy fireman calendar I will be on call selling drugs to the chicken heads and then BEEP BEEP sorry I gotta save the local drug house from an inferno.

    Not all heroes wear capes. Some wear PPE and rebreathers
  2. #2
    infinityshock Black Hole
    I know a dude who had a cushy fireman job that he shit away by getting caught with weed in his locker now he's a homeless crackhead who pimps his wife out and literally breaks into his brother's house to steal his underwear
  3. #3
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    Do it
  4. #4
    CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by CandyRein

    😍

    Ya

    :)
  5. #5
    Originally posted by infinityshock I know a dude who had a cushy fireman job that he shit away by getting caught with weed in his locker now he's a homeless crackhead who pimps his wife out and literally breaks into his brother's house to steal his underwear

    what else did you, i mean that someone you knew,

    steal.
  6. #6
    Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    *sets own home on fire*



    Originally posted by infinityshock I know a dude who had a cushy fireman job that he shit away by getting caught with weed in his locker now he's a homeless crackhead who pimps his wife out and literally breaks into his brother's house to steal his underwear

    lol sucks for him, it's legal here
  7. #7
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina what else did you, i mean that someone you knew,

    steal.

    Your mother's anal virginity
  8. #8
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Iron Ree *sets own home on fire*


    All of them have dicks...
  9. #9
    Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    even better
  10. #10
    Originally posted by infinityshock All of them have dicks…

    their little penises make you feel insecure ?
  11. #11
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina their little penises make you feel insecure ?

    Their little penises make you feel aroused
  12. #12
    Originally posted by infinityshock Their little penises make you feel aroused

    because unlike you, im not easily intimidated by penises.
  13. #13
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina because unlike you, im not easily intimidated by penises.

    Obviously, considering the abundance of them that you've chugged, huffed, swallowed, and boofed.
  14. #14
    Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina because unlike you, im not easily intimidated by penises.

    Just easily aroused?
  15. #15
    Bradley Florida Man
    I'd suck you off if u were a real firefighter. Not just a retard who LARPs as a firefighter/arsonist.
  16. #16
    Be a firefighter who goes into burning houses and quickly pockets all the jedielry and gold valuables and loose cash before running back out saying the fire is too bad or something
  17. #17
    Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    When I lived in crack shack ville I dated a girl that was big into fire training and fire academy and was a volunteer trainee firefighter and now she's the fire chief of the entire town and makes the big bucks

    it seems like one of those jobs where if you just wanna do that and live in an area you can probably do it for the rest of your life. Also seems pretty chill just sitting around waiting for fires to happen, idk. There is a pumper station on my block and I hear them every other day responding to some shit.

    Seems like an easy job just spray some water and do safety shit. I bet most of the time they just end up responding to minor things and false alarms and spend the rest of the time smoking cigs and playing cards with your dog in the station at the top of the pole area with your bunk and radio and maybe take a nap on a chair and drink a beer
  18. #18
    Bradley Florida Man
    I'd give that fire fighting bitch my fire hose
  19. #19
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Iron Ree When I lived in crack shack ville I dated a girl that was big into fire training and fire academy and was a volunteer trainee firefighter and now she's the fire chief of the entire town and makes the big bucks

    it seems like one of those jobs where if you just wanna do that and live in an area you can probably do it for the rest of your life. Also seems pretty chill just sitting around waiting for fires to happen, idk. There is a pumper station on my block and I hear them every other day responding to some shit.

    Seems like an easy job just spray some water and do safety shit. I bet most of the time they just end up responding to minor things and false alarms and spend the rest of the time smoking cigs and playing cards with your dog in the station at the top of the pole area with your bunk and radio and maybe take a nap on a chair and drink a beer

    ya it's one of them jobs that's very boring until it isn't.
  20. #20
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley I'd suck you off if u were a real firefighter. Not just a retard who LARPs as a firefighter/arsonist.

    I'm literally a qualified firefighter

    And I have a rupee
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