Users I'd Like to FUck (USILFs)

1. 2024-04-27 at 6:01 PM UTC

   #81
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by DontTellEm Stick to posting the same pictures over & over & over & maybe one will miraculously come to life & actually fuck you…. Oh wait. U might have to be a decent human being for that to happen :( go lay down

   
   Stick a post in your ass and your perpetual victimhood might resolve itself.
   
   Probably not but at least you'd get to enjoy a large foreign object in your asshole.
   
   Get back into your wine bottle you drunken sot
2. 2024-04-27 at 6:02 PM UTC

   #82
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Iron Ree What if he makes these posts while laying down? what then?

   
   It was a hopeful invitation to join him in his own bed
3. 2024-04-27 at 6:11 PM UTC

   #83
   

   Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]

   Originally posted by infinityshock That doesn't count as whoring

   
   I count it fully. I think its the only thing that kept half the guys I've dated around. D:
4. 2024-04-27 at 6:34 PM UTC

   #84
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Kinks I count it fully. I think its the only thing that kept half the guys I've dated around. D:

   
   No...if you're in a relationship it doesn't
   
   Men are only interested in sex
5. 2024-04-27 at 6:37 PM UTC

   #85
   

   Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]

   Originally posted by Kinks BASE jumping will do that pretty well
   
   shit I want to jump out of something higghhh

   
   I get quite an enjoyment out of blasting my face with air at high speeds. I think I could be in a 200mph drag race nitro car with no helmet or goggles and I wouldn't feel any anxiety or fear because I would have wind blasting my sinuses so hard that I would be able to breathe and go into a full god-like awareness state because I can actually oxygenate 100% of my limbs for once
6. 2024-04-27 at 6:39 PM UTC

   #86
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Iron Ree I get quite an enjoyment out of blasting my face with air at high speeds. I think I could be in a 200mph drag race nitro car with no helmet or goggles and I wouldn't feel any anxiety or fear because I would have wind blasting my sinuses so hard that I would be able to breathe and go into a full god-like awareness state because I can actually oxygenate 100% of my limbs for once

   
   That makes no sense.
   
   I've gone that fast with an open window/ door while flying and it's extremely annoying
7. 2024-04-27 at 6:43 PM UTC

   #87
   

   Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
   gotta just let it take you. like when you've taken too many drugs and you don't care about dying anymore from having so many panic attacks or high drug doses repeatedly.
   
   I desperately want to fly off a cliff or out of a plane
8. 2024-04-27 at 6:44 PM UTC

   #88
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Kinks gotta just let it take you. like when you've taken too many drugs and you don't care about dying anymore from having so many panic attacks or high drug doses repeatedly.
   
   I desperately want to fly off a cliff or out of a plane

   
   That doesn't count as flying
9. 2024-04-27 at 6:49 PM UTC

   #89
   

   Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
   I fly in my dreams all the time
   
   I want to jump off a cliff in one of those squirrel suits
10. 2024-04-27 at 7:05 PM UTC

    #90
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    YOu can jump off this dick.
11. 2024-04-27 at 7:20 PM UTC

    #91
    

    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    wouldn't fly far enough sry
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Iron Ree
12. 2024-04-27 at 7:33 PM UTC

    #92
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    "Where did you and dad meet?"
    
    "Well Johnny, we were both members of this lifestyles community on the internet called NIGGAS IN SPACE and I just thought your Brad Dad was sooooo funny I drove 14 hours to give him some pussy."
13. 2024-04-27 at 7:37 PM UTC

    #93
    

    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    I hope he was grateful
14. 2024-04-29 at 2:19 AM UTC

    #94
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    I wanna add Bradley to my list
15. 2024-04-29 at 2:58 AM UTC

    #95
    

    Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    I'm every womans sexual fantasy
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Kinks
16. 2024-04-29 at 2:59 AM UTC

    #96
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    I'm like Mr clean except dirty
17. 2024-04-29 at 2:59 AM UTC

    #97
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    I'M MR DIRTY
18. 2024-04-29 at 3:31 AM UTC

    #98
    

    Meikai Heck This Schlong

    Originally posted by Bradley I'M MR DIRTY

    
    
19. 2024-04-29 at 3:33 AM UTC

    #99
    

    Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Kinks
20. 2024-04-29 at 4:03 AM UTC

    #100
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Nobody. I don't believe in pre-marital sex.