Users I'd Like to FUck (USILFs)

1. 2024-04-27 at 4:43 PM UTC

   #61
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Kinks I was a virgin until I was 21 or some shit, from srs self esteem issues lol

   
   That's a horrible travesty...good thing you have those cats.
   
   consider a homosexual relationship. That's the trend nowadays to the perpetually un-partnered.
2. 2024-04-27 at 4:44 PM UTC

   #62
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by DontTellEm WHO me? / blush
   
   You creep.

   
   Amateur. I have something better to stick in your asshole that you'll enjoy much more
3. 2024-04-27 at 4:48 PM UTC

   #63
   DontTellEm Black Hole

   Originally posted by infinityshock You're the alcoholic here…it's your job. Go have some more… It'll repress all the pain of your victimhood and hopefully you pass out to save the universe from reading your constant whining.

   
   Right….Irony explained in a single post 🌹
4. 2024-04-27 at 4:52 PM UTC

   #64
   

   Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
   You can tell you know a person well when you know exactly at what point the inside of their rectum starts to get bendy and twisty AH YES AT EXACTY 420mm I TURN SLIGHTLY TO THE RIGHT
5. 2024-04-27 at 4:58 PM UTC

   #65
   DontTellEm Black Hole
   Um
6. 2024-04-27 at 5:20 PM UTC

   #66
   

   Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]

   Originally posted by infinityshock That's a horrible travesty…good thing you have those cats.
   
   consider a homosexual relationship. That's the trend nowadays to the perpetually un-partnered.

   
   nah it was cool, I never went whore cuz of it ya know
7. 2024-04-27 at 5:23 PM UTC

   #67
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   This thread is making me soooooooo horny.
8. 2024-04-27 at 5:31 PM UTC

   #68
   

   Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
   I don't want to have sex with anyone unless they buy me benadryl and mcdonalds nuggets first and guess what folks I have a girl that wakes me up with an ass in my face and shoves two benadryl in my mouf and rubs the pills down as i'm still wiping the sleep from my eyes and then throws a mcdonalds bag at me and says "Morning, loser" and honestly I don't think 72 virins could seduce me at this point
9. 2024-04-27 at 5:32 PM UTC

   #69
   

   Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
   Benadryl is so gay, come on
10. 2024-04-27 at 5:36 PM UTC

    #70
    DontTellEm Black Hole

    Originally posted by Iron Ree I don't want to have sex with anyone unless they buy me benadryl and mcdonalds nuggets first and guess what folks I have a girl that wakes me up with an ass in my face and shoves two benadryl in my mouf and rubs the pills down as i'm still wiping the sleep from my eyes and then throws a mcdonalds bag at me and says "Morning, loser" and honestly I don't think 72 virins could seduce me at this point

    Then stop throwing ur ass around on the internet ya weird. Show some respect dillweed.
11. 2024-04-27 at 5:37 PM UTC

    #71
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Kinks nah it was cool, I never went whore cuz of it ya know

    
    My condolences
12. 2024-04-27 at 5:38 PM UTC

    #72
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by DontTellEm Then stop throwing ur ass around on the internet ya weird. Show some respect dillweed.

    
    Stop being jealous and go play with the cats that don't want to play with you
13. 2024-04-27 at 5:41 PM UTC

    #73
    

    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]

    Originally posted by infinityshock My condolences

    
    its all good, whenever I have an actual bf I def go whore 100%
14. 2024-04-27 at 5:42 PM UTC

    #74
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Stick to posting the same pictures over & over & over & maybe one will miraculously come to life & actually fuck you…. Oh wait. U might have to be a decent human being for that to happen :( go lay down
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    • Iron Ree
15. 2024-04-27 at 5:45 PM UTC

    #75
    

    Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]

    Originally posted by Kinks Benadryl is so gay, come on

    i like getting oxygen in my brain
16. 2024-04-27 at 5:45 PM UTC

    #76
    

    Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]

    Originally posted by DontTellEm Stick to posting the same pictures over & over & over & maybe one will miraculously come to life & actually fuck you…. Oh wait. U might have to be a decent human being for that to happen :( go lay down

    
    What if he makes these posts while laying down? what then?
17. 2024-04-27 at 5:46 PM UTC

    #77
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Kill YOURSELF?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Iron Ree
18. 2024-04-27 at 5:46 PM UTC

    #78
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    ;) Dummy.
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    • Iron Ree
19. 2024-04-27 at 5:58 PM UTC

    #79
    

    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]

    Originally posted by Iron Ree i like getting oxygen in my brain

    
    BASE jumping will do that pretty well
    
    shit I want to jump out of something higghhh
20. 2024-04-27 at 5:59 PM UTC

    #80
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Kinks its all good, whenever I have an actual bf I def go whore 100%

    
    That doesn't count as whoring