Users I'd Like to FUck (USILFs)

1. 2024-04-29 at 4:03 AM UTC

   #101
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Kinks clearly everyone knows who I want to bang, so wutevr

   
   I did not, ma'am. Whomst is it?
2. 2024-04-29 at 4:04 AM UTC

   #102
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Bradley I have a big cock and am pretty hot

   
   Lucky you, man. I'm just unattractive.
3. 2024-04-29 at 4:07 AM UTC

   #103
   

   Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]

   Originally posted by Michael Myers Nobody. I don't believe in pre-marital sex.

   
   Aren't you technically a polygamist?
4. 2024-04-29 at 4:09 AM UTC

   #104
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Iron Ree Aren't you technically a polygamist?

   
   I am not. I don't buy the "Abdul can have 4 wives" thing, some horny imam must have made that up. I only want one wife but nobody wants to be the wife of an unattractive man so I am nothing but doomed.
5. 2024-04-29 at 4:38 AM UTC

   #105
   

   Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
   Just give it a few more years. Looks aren't everything. CLOCK IS TICKING LADIES TICK TICK!!!! YOUR EGGS ARE GOING BAD AND YOUR GENETIC HERITAGE WILL DYE FOREVER UNLESS YOU MARRY A SINGLE MAN IN THIS THREAD
   
6. 2024-04-29 at 5:22 AM UTC

   #106
   

   Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]

   Originally posted by Michael Myers I did not, ma'am. Whomst is it?

   
   maashlehash
   
   shit there's a whole thread
   
   
   and im already old
7. 2024-04-29 at 5:28 AM UTC

   #107
   

   Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]

   Originally posted by Michael Myers I did not, ma'am. Whomst is it?

   
   everyone
8. 2024-04-29 at 5:37 AM UTC

   #108
   

   Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]

   Originally posted by Iron Ree everyone

   
   esp u
9. 2024-04-29 at 12:33 PM UTC

   #109
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bradley I wanna add Bradley to my list

   
   That's called masturbation
10. 2024-04-29 at 12:36 PM UTC

    #110
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Iron Ree Just give it a few more years. Looks aren't everything. CLOCK IS TICKING LADIES TICK TICK!!!! YOUR EGGS ARE GOING BAD AND YOUR GENETIC HERITAGE WILL DYE FOREVER UNLESS YOU MARRY A SINGLE MAN IN THIS THREAD
    

    
    That's funny.
    
    That's why im not involved with that sort
11. 2024-04-29 at 12:41 PM UTC

    #111
    

    Bradley Black Hole
    I finally got to fuck Bradley last night, boy his is a selfish lover. AS soon as he was done, the bastard just went to sleep and didn't cuddle or talk to me after or anything.
12. 2024-04-29 at 3:33 PM UTC

    #112
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bradley I finally got to fuck Bradley last night, boy his is a selfish lover. AS soon as he was done, the bastard just went to sleep and didn't cuddle or talk to me after or anything.

    
    That's why you get a gang bang. The cuddling never stops
13. 2024-04-29 at 4:41 PM UTC

    #113
    

    Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    i'm only interested in anal destruction
14. 2024-04-29 at 4:42 PM UTC

    #114
    

    Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    i'm definitely more deranged than wariat, I am just better at hiding it
    
    https://niggasin.space/search?q=anal&search_type=posts&author=
15. 2024-04-29 at 4:43 PM UTC

    #115
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Iron Ree i'm only interested in anal destruction

    
    That's was unlubricated baseball bats are for
16. 2024-04-29 at 4:58 PM UTC

    #116
    

    Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    I would totally fist punch and old grandmas cervix and blown out asshole and shove two inflatables in each of her holes and pump them up until she looks liked a inside out person but most ladies that age even cougars would think i'm disgusting and deranged (which I am) but that's why THEY ARE GONNA DIE ALONE AND I'M NOT!!!!
    
17. 2024-04-29 at 5:05 PM UTC

    #117
    

    Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    Like technologist for example who was an older lady and I was always quite flirty towards her because I am a saucy guy that likes to stir the loins of women and she was quite put off by everything about me. She reminds me of my mom, I would still fuck her though but not actually because she's so much like my mom that I don't think I could seduce her even with a lot of wine.
    
    I've always had this problem where I fall madly in love with older women like YES I WILL RAISE YOUR DIVORCED CHILDREN AND GO TO THE BRIDGE GAME WITH YOU FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES!!!! but they want someone "their age" because that's more PC in the modern culture. The idea of some yung buck wanting to root around in her ass is totally unappealing and I don't blame anyone for not being into hard drug abuse and ANAL DESTRUCTION but golly gosh no wonder so many drug addicts die alone and kill themselves it ain't easy to find a good date these days
    
    

    Originally posted by Technologist I’ve also lost close to 50 lbs. I had really packed it on when I was on gabapentin, I went off, and the pounds came off easily. Wish I hadn’t stayed on it for 3 years. I have 12 to go to get to my goal.
    
    So this is the old lady you’ve come to know.
    
    
    
    
    Hope most of ya are well.

    
    
    tl;dr - technologist is HAAWT!!!
18. 2024-04-29 at 5:30 PM UTC

    #118
    

    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    she pretty
    
    im glad I havent started to age, even though I basically hardly ever clean my face or use any products on my skin
    
    I think that actually may be helping lol
19. 2024-04-29 at 5:30 PM UTC

    #119
    

    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    I'm only half a slob but I literally never get dirty, cleaning my skin for the fuck of it will only make it blow off zombie style again
20. 2024-04-29 at 5:39 PM UTC

    #120
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Iron Ree I would totally fist punch and old grandmas cervix and blown out asshole and shove two inflatables in each of her holes and pump them up until she looks liked a inside out person but most ladies that age even cougars would think i'm disgusting and deranged (which I am) but that's why THEY ARE GONNA DIE ALONE AND I'M NOT!!!!
    

    
    I used those a few time for training inexperienced lasses.
    
    They don't work