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  1. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Shit user.
  2. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Shit troll.
  3. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Just shit.
  4. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Complete and utter shit.
  5. RestStop Space Nigga
    I love the fact that a thread about adopting a kid somehow has pussy/gun porn thrown into the mix. That's what makes this site ours. Stay classy niggas.
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  6. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by RestStop I love the fact that a thread about adopting a kid somehow has pussy/gun porn thrown into the mix. That's what makes this site ours. Stay classy niggas.

    stfu and post nude selfies of you butt plugging an uzi
  7. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by infinityshock stfu and post nude selfies of you butt plugging an uzi

    This post remind me a long time ago when I was still in High School my uncle and me somehow ended up looking at picture of a girl pussy chugging a bottle of Budweiser. We both feigned disgust but we both thought that bitch had it goin' on.
  8. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by RestStop This post remind me a long time ago when I was still in High School my uncle and me somehow ended up looking at picture of a girl pussy chugging a bottle of Budweiser. We both feigned disgust but we both thought that bitch had it goin' on.

    I don't have any uzis...mostly just a desert eagle.

    hell...that piece has had more pussy than most of the posters on this site. my truck has had more pussy than most of he posters on here.
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  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Malice I eat just fine, I've never had a problem affording food.

    so you can go to the store to buy food?




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  10. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by NARCassist so you can go to the store to buy food?




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    It's a 10 minute walk away!
  11. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Dargo Pretty much. The 'because I said so' line also wears out pretty quick.

    I'm not going to fuck him up - honestly I wish I'd gone to church when I was a kid. It sure would have saved me a lot of trouble later on. He'll ultimately be better for it.

    Why don't you teach him about ethics and philosophy instead of indoctrinating him and warping his worldview when he's at an age where he may not know better and will simply accept what authority figures tell him?

    Religion was simply an attempt to explain a world they didn't understand and control the masses. It's a book of ridiculous fables that's wildly inconsistent, filled with contradictions and some of the most abhorrent commands.
  12. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Yeah, like love your neighbor as yourself, do not steal, do not murder, do not covet your neighbor's wife - those are all heinous pieces of advice and wildly contrary to a wholesome and productive lifestyle. Do you even see how ridiculous you sound?
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    There are a far many more commands in the Bible than the 10 inscribed into stone tablets.
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  14. Originally posted by Malice Why don't you teach him about ethics and philosophy instead of indoctrinating him and warping his worldview when he's at an age where he may not know better and will simply accept what authority figures tell him?

    Religion was simply an attempt to explain a world they didn't understand and control the masses. It's a book of ridiculous fables that's wildly inconsistent, filled with contradictions and some of the most abhorrent commands.

    Because I'm a Christian and know it's the right thing to do? Damn straight I hope he accepts it, and damn straight I hope it changes his worldview.

    And please name one abhorrent command Christians are supposed to follow. Note first though, that the Mosaic Law is no longer applicable.
  15. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by mmQ There are a far many more commands in the Bible than the 10 inscribed into stone tablets.

    There's actually three stone tablets with a total of 40 commands on them. I have two been forever searching for the third.
  16. RestStop Space Nigga
    Also Dargo teaching the christian way of life isn't too much different than telling him basically to be a decent person. I realize there are people who get pretty hardcore and faggy with it but as long as he isn't refusing medical help when he has stage 3 lung cancer I think everything will be okay;.
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  17. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Dargo Because I'm a Christian and know it's the right thing to do? Damn straight I hope he accepts it, and damn straight I hope it changes his worldview.

    And please name one abhorrent command Christians are supposed to follow. Note first though, that the Mosaic Law is no longer applicable.

    That's correct. The jedis broke the Covenant (contract with God) to which the Mosaic law applied to. Once the contract was nullified by their wicked deeds and inadherence to the conditions set out in the Covenant, the Mosaic Law became null and void as well.
  18. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL That's correct. The jedis broke the Covenant (contract with God) to which the Mosaic law applied to. Once the contract was nullified by their wicked deeds and inadherence to the conditions set out in the Covenant, the Mosaic Law became null and void as well.

    fucking jedis...no wonder no one likes them
  19. Originally posted by -SpectraL That's correct. The jedis broke the Covenant (contract with God) to which the Mosaic law applied to. Once the contract was nullified by their wicked deeds and inadherence to the conditions set out in the Covenant, the Mosaic Law became null and void as well.

    Uh, no. It's not void... Christ simply fulfilled it, and thus made it inapplicable/unnecessary.
  20. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Dargo Uh, no. It's not void… Christ simply fulfilled it, and thus made it inapplicable/unnecessary.

    He fulfilled it when they couldn't. What I said is still true.
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