Iron Ree
African Astronaut
[my flyspeck near-blind refund]
Originally posted by Kingoffrogs
Heavy Metals contamination, botulism, cross contamination, etc. Can harm (or kill) you if you eat a food that was processed by machinery that was contaminated.
Failures of any individual processing method do not equate to processed foods being bad. Any third worlder can fuck up making bread and end up poisoning their entire village. Does that mean nobody should ever make bread ever? Just don't fuck it up, do it right and nobody will ever get sick ever.
This doesn't mean every bread company in the world should have inspectors with clipboards doing health and safety inspections with GOVERNMENT OVERSIGHT making sure every particle of yeast is free from dust. You can have quite a lot of rat poop and bug parts in any amount of food and still be perfectly fine. A lot of things taste better when you cut them with coffin ash and sawdust, it is what it is.
It's the same thing with illegal/unlicensed drugs WELL YOU CAN'T MAKE YOUR OWN HEADACHE MEDICATION FROM PLANTS BECAUSE WHAT IF LITTLE TIMMY DRINKS THE ACETONE INSTEAD!
yes that's why everything needs a child proof seal and should be locked behind a bulletproof glass so nobody ever takes anything ever and you need a manager to get a loaf of bread and you keep it on the TOP SHELF so your children don't get poisoned.
Originally posted by Meikai
Buzzwords! I'm willing to accept that certain processes involved in the modern industrial supply chain for food do, in fact, result in products which are capable of causing harm when consumed in excess. However, if you're going to talk shit about a food product for being "processed" ("HIGHLY" or otherwise), I expect you to articulate which processes led to the product in question being harmful, and explicate the nature of those harms.
If all you can do is scream "processed food bad" at people, you're retarded. "The genes are messed up" isn't much better.
Nah. Humans are animals and human industry is both the natural product and ultimate manifestation of our natural animal drives. Papa Ted was a brain-damaged, psycho-spiritually fried, former tranny. "Just gotta blow up one more PC repair shop and the industrial revolution will come grinding to a halt!" Truly a man of exalted genius.
Originally posted by Iron Ree
sorry but I drank from the lead hose and got ass molested by the babysitter and i'm perfectly healthy
I used to play at a park with a 'rocketship' that was about 50 feet high. They tore it down a few decades ago and can't rebuild it due to insurance restrictions.
RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
One of the park in my town had a sealed up tank in the playground. It was a smaller one idk what model. But it had the barrel and shit and we'd always try to get in but they welded everything shut
I haven't eaten in like five years and I can honestly say I don't have constipation, gas, or diahrea ever. That's kinda nice but I do miss the feeling of warm foods entering me and hot sauce.
Iron Ree
African Astronaut
[my flyspeck near-blind refund]
Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina
how high.
even dried meats are processed foods.
you aren't wrong
Originally posted by RIPtotse
If you think dried Meat is on par with red40 you might as well Harakiri
Azo dyes aren't processed food. I'd go as far to say it's not food at all. Doesn't mean you can't eat it though. Azo dyes are about as harmful as the fillers and buffers in pills so if you ever take a pill you will die, you should instead formulate the pure drug in a syringe and boof it up your asshole or you will be consuming microcrystaline cellulose and povidone. which is why ephedrine should be sold in pure USP grade crystaline form you COMMUNIST!
Originally posted by Bill Krozby's Ghost
I haven't eaten in like five years and I can honestly say I don't have constipation, gas, or diahrea ever. That's kinda nice but I do miss the feeling of warm foods entering me and hot sauce.
I can help you out if you have the hankerin' for some warm meat and hot sauce in you
RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
Originally posted by Iron Ree
you aren't wrong
Azo dyes aren't processed food. I'd go as far to say it's not food at all. Doesn't mean you can't eat it though. Azo dyes are about as harmful as the fillers and buffers in pills so if you ever take a pill you will die, you should instead formulate the pure drug in a syringe and boof it up your asshole or you will be consuming microcrystaline cellulose and povidone. which is why ephedrine should be sold in pure USP grade crystaline form you COMMUNIST!
Iron Ree
African Astronaut
[my flyspeck near-blind refund]
Originally posted by RIPtotse
I only inject the white fentanyl tho
the ironic part is you can find street drugs at a higher purity than USP grade formulations sometimes especially if you factor in all the GAAK. the reason sudafed doesn't work that well if you formulate it and if you actually purify your own and snort it you would notice it works 100x better
that's because ephedrine is a molecule from GOD and it does not interact properly with synthetic manmade plastics waxes and fillers. When they switched to phenylephrine the drug worked 'properly' again because it wasn't trying to jam a natural substance into a plastic pill
even taking pure plant epehdrine powder in a gelatine capsule from fish gelatine you extract yourself is harmful. Balance it with fish turmeric and syncans like our holy profit
Originally posted by The Self Taught Man
10 grams fish oil 3 grams St Johns Wort (MAOI) One tablespoon turmeric (MAOI) Four bags of gingko tea (MAOI) Multivitamin Two bags green tea 320mg caffeine 6 white castle japeleno cheeseburgers with hot sauce Teaspoon of black pepper
Pain
Originally posted by Ghost
I only eat one meal per day, sometimes once every two days. Eating food takes a lot of time out of the day that could be spent better meditating on religion.
It's a good way to keep thin, I have never weighed over 200lbs and it also teaches you to accept hunger and learn to suppress it which is an important survival skill.
Let's take a look at the typical meals of a Buddhist monk
Breakfast - Sweet potato, coconut with Lunumiris and desert watermelon Lunch - Rice, bread fruit, gotu kola, beans, red fish curry and a banana Dinner - yogurt and coffee
The Trianglist diet is very similar and involves the use of nootropic superfoods like turmeric and fish oil.
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