2017-06-11 at 10:17 PM UTC
u jus dont liek my punishment
2017-06-11 at 10:23 PM UTC
Narc
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I would fucking love your punishment. if you were qualified to give it to me.
and if I hadn't said fruit ffs.
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2017-06-11 at 10:31 PM UTC
I never could really come to confess this before. It's difficult to explain, expecially those not in their childhood or teens in the 1970s.
One night, I saw my mom and pops sitting on the couch and my pops was arguing about a lady name Mary. My mom was furious because he really spoke bad of her. "She's a skinny bitch with no character"
at first I figured it was a close friend of my moms, but it wasn't really. But My mom seemed to really believe she knew her or the type. And apparently my mom (who was thin and large hipped) felt it was odd that pops didn't like Mary but a neighbor of hers.
I saw my mom look as if she was tearing up. not sure if she really was but I became furious and enraged that pops was doing this to my mumma
I grabbed the closest screwdriver in a kitchen drawer we had with a few tools.. and I ran as fast as I could into the living room and stabbed my pops in the shin region. He got a really bad bone infection and died a year later because he refused to have his leg taken off from the infection unable to be cured.
It turned out they were talking about Mary Tyler Moore and the character Rhoda. and how My mom related to Mary and He related to Rhoda.
They were too embarassed to tell anyone I stabbed him from this weird understanding but him dying from the fact a year later really kept my Mother from ever talking about it to anyone. R.I.P. pops. i carry this burden to this day of knowing I stabbed you to death with death coming slowly.
I figure know one knows who i am here plus it happened like 44 years ago. First time I ever spoke of it with anyone.
2017-06-11 at 10:34 PM UTC
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anyone who trash talks mary tyler moore deserves to be stabbed in the fucking balls. you are resolved my son.
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2017-06-11 at 10:42 PM UTC
TBH a nigga been pushin' shards hard for the past two years and bangin' skanks on the reg. I honestly want to be sober and clean and thinking about getting back with my ex gf and live some sort of a normal life. That country boy RestStop on the rise, with the 20 inch chrome wheels on the side!!!
2017-06-11 at 10:45 PM UTC
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Originally posted by RestStop
TBH a nigga been pushin' shards hard for the past two years and bangin' skanks on the reg. I honestly want to be sober and clean and thinking about getting back with my ex gf and live some sort of a normal life. That country boy RestStop on the rise, with the 20 inch chrome wheels on the side!!!
you'd be bored out of your mind my son, just accept your delicious addiction, embrace it, fucking own it. 2 my nigga's and 2 wagwan's for even contemplating such a thing.
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2017-06-11 at 10:48 PM UTC
I'v been off my meds for nearly 3 days now and the only feelings I have are these weird shocking sensations going up my neck and wanting to push the planet earth into the sun.
I'v payed more than my share of taxes and suddenly am getting cut off in 4 months from having medical benefits. So I might as well go cold turkey now and tell the system to shove it up its fucking ass
2017-06-11 at 11:04 PM UTC
I'm a little teapot short and stout
here is my handle here is my spout
when all the nigga's hear me shout
they tip me over and pour me out
you're not allowed to tip cows.. only people
2017-06-12 at 6:59 PM UTC
Bless me Narc for i have sinned. I have necro-bumped this thread for personal gain and i feel terrible about it.
2017-06-12 at 9:16 PM UTC
I have this on going fetish/fantasy where I'm 17 again and my mom married an extremely wealthy guy and Boxxy is my step sister. We share the entire top story of a lavish apartment complex in NYC and because our parents are uber rich we are often left alone to our own devices especially during the weekends.
I somehow end up making a bet with the coke whore bitch of a step sister Boxxy that if I can bang the virgin at our private catholic school then she will let me inside that sweet sweet ass but if I fail I have to give up my vintage luxury 1930's Bentley that has been great grandfathered to me. Will I give it my all and end up the victorious man on top? Or will I end the school year snatch-less and car-less? Time will tell...
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2017-06-12 at 9:49 PM UTC
Originally posted by RestStop
I have this on going fetish/fantasy where I'm 17 again and my mom married an extremely wealthy guy and Boxxy is my step sister. We share the entire top story of a lavish apartment complex in NYC and because our parents are uber rich we are often left alone to our own devices especially during the weekends.
I somehow end up making a bet with the coke whore bitch of a step sister Boxxy that if I can bang the virgin at our private catholic school then she will let me inside that sweet sweet ass but if I fail I have to give up my vintage luxury 1930's Bentley that has been great grandfathered to me. Will I give it my all and end up the victorious man on top? Or will I end the school year snatch-less and car-less? Time will tell…
Sounds like a movie i would watch.
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2017-06-12 at 9:50 PM UTC
Narc
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Originally posted by Sophie
Bless me Narc for i have sinned. I have necro-bumped this thread for personal gain and i feel terrible about it.
that's ok, however you can say 2 million my nigga's and 3.5 million wagwans for being a dirty little pedo. that should keep the kids safe for a while.
Originally posted by RestStop
I have this on going fetish/fantasy where I'm 17 again and my mom married an extremely wealthy guy and Boxxy is my step sister. We share the entire top story of a lavish apartment complex in NYC and because our parents are uber rich we are often left alone to our own devices especially during the weekends.
I somehow end up making a bet with the coke whore bitch of a step sister Boxxy that if I can bang the virgin at our private catholic school then she will let me inside that sweet sweet ass but if I fail I have to give up my vintage luxury 1930's Bentley that has been great grandfathered to me. Will I give it my all and end up the victorious man on top? Or will I end the school year snatch-less and car-less? Time will tell…
well I'm gonna say 10 my nigga's and 10 wagwan's because I got hard reading that. and you can also say 10 of each for impure thoughts. come again soon.
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2017-06-12 at 9:54 PM UTC
Originally posted by RestStop
That's Catie Wayne. Boxxy is an older(physically younger and much more attractive)entity.
Well i know who Boxxy is, i just haven't seen recent pics and when i Googled Boxxy this came up. Via Reddit, so of course it's all Reddit's fault.
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