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  1. #61
    u jus dont liek my punishment
  2. #62
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Originally posted by NARCassist

    just kill yourself now you dickless piece of shit.




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    Huh I didn't think you were an asshole till now,oh well.
  3. #63
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    I would fucking love your punishment. if you were qualified to give it to me.

    and if I hadn't said fruit ffs.




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  4. #64
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Originally posted by Narc I would fucking love your punishment. if you were qualified to give it to me.

    and if I hadn't said fruit ffs.




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    Not even gonna nuke your other account, thats gotta be breaking some code somewhere. it's dirty and immoral you must ascend before you can be reborn. oh lol you got victimised nvm.
  5. #65
    Originally posted by Narc I would fucking love your punishment. if you were qualified to give it to me.

    and if I hadn't said fruit ffs.




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    VIOLATION OF THE INTEGRITY OF THE GAME
  6. #66
    I never could really come to confess this before. It's difficult to explain, expecially those not in their childhood or teens in the 1970s.

    One night, I saw my mom and pops sitting on the couch and my pops was arguing about a lady name Mary. My mom was furious because he really spoke bad of her. "She's a skinny bitch with no character"

    at first I figured it was a close friend of my moms, but it wasn't really. But My mom seemed to really believe she knew her or the type. And apparently my mom (who was thin and large hipped) felt it was odd that pops didn't like Mary but a neighbor of hers.

    I saw my mom look as if she was tearing up. not sure if she really was but I became furious and enraged that pops was doing this to my mumma

    I grabbed the closest screwdriver in a kitchen drawer we had with a few tools.. and I ran as fast as I could into the living room and stabbed my pops in the shin region. He got a really bad bone infection and died a year later because he refused to have his leg taken off from the infection unable to be cured.

    It turned out they were talking about Mary Tyler Moore and the character Rhoda. and how My mom related to Mary and He related to Rhoda.

    They were too embarassed to tell anyone I stabbed him from this weird understanding but him dying from the fact a year later really kept my Mother from ever talking about it to anyone. R.I.P. pops. i carry this burden to this day of knowing I stabbed you to death with death coming slowly.

    I figure know one knows who i am here plus it happened like 44 years ago. First time I ever spoke of it with anyone.
  7. #67
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    anyone who trash talks mary tyler moore deserves to be stabbed in the fucking balls. you are resolved my son.




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  8. #68
    RestStop Space Nigga
    TBH a nigga been pushin' shards hard for the past two years and bangin' skanks on the reg. I honestly want to be sober and clean and thinking about getting back with my ex gf and live some sort of a normal life. That country boy RestStop on the rise, with the 20 inch chrome wheels on the side!!!
  9. #69
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by RestStop TBH a nigga been pushin' shards hard for the past two years and bangin' skanks on the reg. I honestly want to be sober and clean and thinking about getting back with my ex gf and live some sort of a normal life. That country boy RestStop on the rise, with the 20 inch chrome wheels on the side!!!

    you'd be bored out of your mind my son, just accept your delicious addiction, embrace it, fucking own it. 2 my nigga's and 2 wagwan's for even contemplating such a thing.




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  10. #70
    I'v been off my meds for nearly 3 days now and the only feelings I have are these weird shocking sensations going up my neck and wanting to push the planet earth into the sun.

    I'v payed more than my share of taxes and suddenly am getting cut off in 4 months from having medical benefits. So I might as well go cold turkey now and tell the system to shove it up its fucking ass
  11. #71
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 I'v been off my meds for nearly 3 days now and the only feelings I have are these weird shocking sensations going up my neck and wanting to push the planet earth into the sun.

    I'v payed more than my share of taxes and suddenly am getting cut off in 4 months from having medical benefits. So I might as well go cold turkey now and tell the system to shove it up its fucking ass

    yeh you tell em son, and tell em 202 my nigga's and 404 wagwan's while your at it.




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  12. #72
    202 Accepted

    The request has been accepted for processing,
    but the processing has not been completed. The request might or might not eventually be acted upon, as it might be disallowed when processing actually takes place. There is no facility for re-sending a status code from an asynchronous operation such as this.


    The server has not found anything matching the Request-URI. No indication is given of whether the condition is temporary or permanent. The 410 (Gone) status code SHOULD be used if the server knows, through some internally configurable mechanism, that an old resource is permanently unavailable and has no forwarding address. This status code is commonly used when the server does not wish to reveal exactly why the request has been refused, or when no other response is applicable.

    Even a 418 is relivent in webworldz

  13. #73
    I'm a little teapot short and stout

    here is my handle here is my spout

    when all the nigga's hear me shout

    they tip me over and pour me out

    you're not allowed to tip cows.. only people
  14. #74
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Bless me Narc for i have sinned. I have necro-bumped this thread for personal gain and i feel terrible about it.
  15. #75
    RestStop Space Nigga
    I have this on going fetish/fantasy where I'm 17 again and my mom married an extremely wealthy guy and Boxxy is my step sister. We share the entire top story of a lavish apartment complex in NYC and because our parents are uber rich we are often left alone to our own devices especially during the weekends.

    I somehow end up making a bet with the coke whore bitch of a step sister Boxxy that if I can bang the virgin at our private catholic school then she will let me inside that sweet sweet ass but if I fail I have to give up my vintage luxury 1930's Bentley that has been great grandfathered to me. Will I give it my all and end up the victorious man on top? Or will I end the school year snatch-less and car-less? Time will tell...
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  16. #76
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by RestStop I have this on going fetish/fantasy where I'm 17 again and my mom married an extremely wealthy guy and Boxxy is my step sister. We share the entire top story of a lavish apartment complex in NYC and because our parents are uber rich we are often left alone to our own devices especially during the weekends.

    I somehow end up making a bet with the coke whore bitch of a step sister Boxxy that if I can bang the virgin at our private catholic school then she will let me inside that sweet sweet ass but if I fail I have to give up my vintage luxury 1930's Bentley that has been great grandfathered to me. Will I give it my all and end up the victorious man on top? Or will I end the school year snatch-less and car-less? Time will tell…

    Sounds like a movie i would watch.
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  17. #77
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Sophie Bless me Narc for i have sinned. I have necro-bumped this thread for personal gain and i feel terrible about it.

    that's ok, however you can say 2 million my nigga's and 3.5 million wagwans for being a dirty little pedo. that should keep the kids safe for a while.

    Originally posted by RestStop I have this on going fetish/fantasy where I'm 17 again and my mom married an extremely wealthy guy and Boxxy is my step sister. We share the entire top story of a lavish apartment complex in NYC and because our parents are uber rich we are often left alone to our own devices especially during the weekends.

    I somehow end up making a bet with the coke whore bitch of a step sister Boxxy that if I can bang the virgin at our private catholic school then she will let me inside that sweet sweet ass but if I fail I have to give up my vintage luxury 1930's Bentley that has been great grandfathered to me. Will I give it my all and end up the victorious man on top? Or will I end the school year snatch-less and car-less? Time will tell…

    well I'm gonna say 10 my nigga's and 10 wagwan's because I got hard reading that. and you can also say 10 of each for impure thoughts. come again soon.




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  18. #78
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support


    Never mind, turns out she is retarded.
  19. #79
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Sophie Never mind, turns out she is retarded.

    That's Catie Wayne. Boxxy is an older(physically younger and much more attractive)entity.
  20. #80
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by RestStop That's Catie Wayne. Boxxy is an older(physically younger and much more attractive)entity.

    Well i know who Boxxy is, i just haven't seen recent pics and when i Googled Boxxy this came up. Via Reddit, so of course it's all Reddit's fault.
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