Having Sexual Relations with a Banana.

1. 2024-03-11 at 1:42 AM UTC

   #61
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Kingoffrogs Yeah, right? These guys are a bunch of amateurs.
   
   The object in question is of a desirable shape, but I'd like to use a long, old stick. One that will leave splinters in my ass.
   
   That's the ticket.

   
   amateurs is right.
   
   ive posted pics of baseball bats and the handle from a ships wheel that sunk during a hurricane that i took possession of while it was in the process of being sunk.
   
   amongst other assorted uncomfortably-shaped foreign objects
2. 2024-03-11 at 1:42 AM UTC

   #62
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Meikai bonus: if its a cumber you can fantasize about piccolo
   
   

   
   or pickle rick
3. 2024-03-11 at 1:46 AM UTC

   #63
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   Guys I'm not inserting the object in my ass. YOu guys are twisting this really badly. I wanna find stuff to stick my dick into.
4. 2024-03-11 at 1:46 AM UTC

   #64
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by EduCaTional CATastropHE everyone here just objectifying their produce like it's just some sort of object to be used for their gratification and then tossed in the compost scraps bin at the end of the day SMDH what about the needs of the banana or it's personality

   
   mmm...squash...
   
   
   
   
5. 2024-03-11 at 1:47 AM UTC

   #65
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   When the Hulk gets angry do you think he gets a giant green erection???
6. 2024-03-11 at 1:47 AM UTC

   #66
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I'll bet there's one or two zucchini enthusiasts in dis here tred.

   
   zucchini are too small
7. 2024-03-11 at 1:48 AM UTC

   #67
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bradley Someone was cleaning the bathroom today and asked why there was a banana peel in the garbage LOL

   
   more importantly...where is the banana that was in the peel
8. 2024-03-11 at 1:48 AM UTC

   #68
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   I was thinking about doing a watermelon next but I wanna be able to eat the food not just waste it and I don't wanna eat watermelon I ejaculated all over.
9. 2024-03-11 at 1:49 AM UTC

   #69
   

   Bradley Florida Man

   Originally posted by infinityshock more importantly…where is the banana that was in the peel

   
   
   
   
   I made it into a melted peanut butter banana sandwich
10. 2024-03-11 at 1:52 AM UTC

    #70
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bradley
    
    I made it into a melted peanut butter banana sandwich

    
    thats not disgusting or anything
11. 2024-03-11 at 1:53 AM UTC

    #71
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bradley Guys I'm not inserting the object in my ass. YOu guys are twisting this really badly. I wanna find stuff to stick my dick into.

    
    absolutely. insert the object in your ass and twist it really badly. then stick your dick in it
12. 2024-03-11 at 1:54 AM UTC

    #72
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bradley I was thinking about doing a watermelon next but I wanna be able to eat the food not just waste it and I don't wanna eat watermelon I ejaculated all over.

    
    
    that should be a decent simulation of reverse giving birth.
    
    use plenty of lube
13. 2024-03-11 at 1:58 AM UTC

    #73
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ What's your take on wieners?

    
    according to his previous posts, yes, he does.
14. 2024-03-11 at 2:02 AM UTC

    #74
    Warcry Certified lover boy
    meikai read discussion here
    
    https://japantoday.com/category/crime/51-year-old-man-arrested-for-allegedly-paying-minor-for-sex
15. 2024-03-11 at 10:19 AM UTC

    #75
    

    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    
16. 2024-03-11 at 7:28 PM UTC

    #76
    Warcry Certified lover boy

    Originally posted by Warcry meikai read discussion here
    
    https://japantoday.com/category/crime/51-year-old-man-arrested-for-allegedly-paying-minor-for-sex

    
    again read the comments scron and meikai most africans and third worlders agree with me not you guys or hardcore westerners with mdoern metoo feminine characteristics.
17. 2024-03-11 at 7:44 PM UTC

    #77
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Warcry again read the comments scron and meikai most africans and third worlders agree with me not you guys or hardcore westerners with mdoern metoo feminine characteristics.

    
    You're an idiot
18. 2024-03-11 at 7:46 PM UTC

    #78
    

    Bradley Florida Man

    Originally posted by infinityshock thats not disgusting or anything

    You don't like pb and banana sandwiches?
    
    
    

    Originally posted by infinityshock absolutely. insert the object in your ass and twist it really badly. then stick your dick in it

    
    No anal insertion.
    
    

    Originally posted by infinityshock that should be a decent simulation of reverse giving birth.
    
    use plenty of lube

    
    OK I will
19. 2024-03-11 at 8:04 PM UTC

    #79
    

    blackbird Tuskegee Airman
    Get a jack‐o‐lantern to give you a bj.
20. 2024-03-11 at 8:41 PM UTC

    #80
    

    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by blackbird Get a jack‐o‐lantern to give you a bj.

    
    but they have jagged teeth 🎃