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  1. #21
    Ghost Black Hole
    lol meaikai is sitting here trying to explain to me how she finally defeated wariats logic and there is no possible thing he could come back with to refute her point that children act like children

    except I already knew the answer



    Originally posted by Ghost BUT ACCORDING TO OLDJE . COM THEY ALL LICK OLD MAN ASS, STAR TREK????????

    but all porn is holograms!

    Originally posted by aldra https://niggasin.space/thread/80608?p=1#post-1715275

    when people tell him that porn isn't the same as real life he legitimately interprets that as 'porn is all CG and holograms'

    his brain is fucked

    Originally posted by ner vegas I tried to tell him that porn is not real life once and he thought I was talking about holograms and lasers and shit

    don't even try

    Originally posted by Ghost imagine looking up in the night sky and seeing giant planet sized hardcore porn holograms

    but why can't he just get a 16 year oldje hooker to lick his ass?


    Originally posted by Warcry Dude me and star trek oaid a cabby take us to a brothel Star Trek paid a lot for the ride or extra they charged like 50 zloty for one minute drive gave him a rip and it wasn’t even open or q scam for us because Poland. And im supposed to be happy here?

    it's because he's a brain dead fucking retard caught in a mentally ill loop of mental sexual retardation and his only response to that is HURRR DURR U FUCK TRANNIES UR A DRUG ADDICT FUCK YOU OLDJE.COM DOG PORN AAS LICKING HURRR DURRR fucking brain dead retard stuck in the retard cycle

    Originally posted by Ghost dogs/beastiality
    poop/scat/piss
    porn/jacking off
    teenagers/15 16 14 13
    age of consent
    toxic masculinity
    MILF
    licking ass
    prison
    junkie brained morons
    DOOM and Quake

    teh wariat rotation
  2. #22
    Warcry Certified lover boy
    is this guy also to you a pedophile bcause theya r emaking her look 16 or so years old and she sonly 18 and hes like 83 and they even have her shaved her pussy liek a child so to you hes a pedophikle?

    https://www.oldje.com/sets/530/good-old-fucking-days.jpg
  3. #23
    Warcry Certified lover boy
    i pointed ana rticle to you did u evenr ead it descibing what pedophilia is?
  4. #24
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    The pedophile is immunized against all dangers: One may call him a scoundrel, nonce, diddler, molester, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a pedophile and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: "I’ve been found out".
  5. #25
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Warcry i pointed ana rticle to you did u evenr ead it descibing what pedophilia is?

    I would understand it better if you chased me down the street in broad daylight and shouted it at me
  6. #26
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Shoving bananas and marshmallows up your ass and leaving them there induces the shits
  7. #27
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Warcry so to you 16 year olds that can classify as being pedophiles themselves fucking them is being a pedophile is this what is in your twisted brain?

    „ Pedophilia is a paraphilia. In recent versions of formal diagnostic coding systems such as the DSM-5 and ICD-11, "pedophilia" is distinguished from "pedophilic disorder." Pedophilic disorder is defined as a pattern of pedophilic arousal accompanied by either subjective distress or interpersonal difficulty, or having acted on that arousal. The DSM-5 requires that a person must be at least 16 years old, and at least five years older than the prepubescent child or children they are aroused by, for the attraction to be diagnosed as pedophilic disorder. Similarly, the ICD-11 excludes sexual behavior among post-pubertal children who are close in age. The DSM requires the arousal pattern must be present for 6 months or longer, while the ICD lacks this requirement. The ICD criteria also refrain from specifying chronological ages.[5]”

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pedophilia#:~:text=In%20popular%20usage%2C%20the%20word,of%20physical%20or%20mental%20development.

    You're an idiot
  8. #28
    Originally posted by Instigator Shoving bananas and marshmallows up your ass and leaving them there induces the shits

    And if you add dish soap you even get some bubbles when you fart.
  9. #29
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ And if you add dish soap you even get some bubbles when you fart.

    Condoms work better...as per 'coneheads' movie
  10. #30
    Ghost Black Hole
    I had an idea for a anal lubricant pill where you shove it up someones ass and it's basically a alka seltzer tablet or the concept of baking soda + vinegar ior coke and mentos but it releases the CO2 in your ass and it explodes out in a foamy mess

    wut do you think star trek is this a marketable product
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  11. #31
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Ghost I had an idea for a anal lubricant pill where you shove it up someones ass and it's basically a alka seltzer tablet or the concept of baking soda + vinegar ior coke and mentos but it releases the CO2 in your ass and it explodes out in a foamy mess

    wut do you think star trek is this a marketable product

    Motor oil works just fine and is cheaper. It's free
  12. #32
    Bradley Florida Man
    i just dip my weiner in this jar of vaseline and go.

    also folks if I do have sex with a banana peel do you guys want me to post photos
  13. #33
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
  14. #34
    Bradley Florida Man




    4/10

    Yes I am eating the banana with pb melted on toast
  15. #35
    Bradley Florida Man
    You can't find this kind of content on other forums, folks
  16. #36
    Bradley Florida Man
    I have updated the OP to reflect the recent developments.
  17. #37
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
  18. #38
    Bradley Florida Man
    HTS you put a highlighter up your ass for sexual pleasure who the fuck are you to judge me,BRADLEYB!
  19. #39
    And we always thought smoking banana peels was bad.
  20. #40
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Bradley HTS you put a highlighter up your ass for sexual pleasure who the fuck are you to judge me,BRADLEYB!

    I was 15! You're 30!
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