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2024-03-08 at 11:03 PM UTC
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2024-03-08 at 11:42 PM UTC
Originally posted by Migh Ive been eating lobster daily for a while now.
Will I die?
Originally posted by Lanny Apparently they used to make dog food out of lobster because no one wanted to eat it. No idea why, I guess because the way lobsters look, but equally bizarre that it’s transformed into a delicacy.
Nigga u gay
they didnt have salted butter back then -
2024-03-08 at 11:45 PM UTClol salt and butter are like the oldest foods modern humans have
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2024-03-09 at 12:53 AM UTC
Originally posted by Bradley how hard can lobsters squeeze their claw like could they actually hurt a man?
The reason I've tried 4 different kinds is because the little jar ist he size of a golf ball so I can cuff it easily in my palm and I just steal it cuz it's like 9-15$ so I wanted to see why it's so great.
i never found out. when i was a little kid we fished one out of an unattended lobster tank at the grocery store and took its bands off. it scurried across the floor slowly.
we stuck a small back of chips intentionally into its claws and it clamped down on the bag, without letting go. the last i saw it, it scurried under a shelving unit and we left. -
2024-03-09 at 12:59 AM UTCdamn I bet it smelled really bad and they forever wondered how it got out.
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2024-03-09 at 1:01 AM UTCGoogle says they can break a finger joint with 100lb of pressure, often cutting while they do it.
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2024-03-09 at 1:10 AM UTClobscouse
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2024-03-09 at 1:21 AM UTC
Originally posted by Bradley damn I bet it smelled really bad and they forever wondered how it got out.
it didnt smell at all. this was in the 70s before they had video cameras everywhere and the store was about to close so it was pretty much completely empty.
we think they found it because the next day we went back and looked under the shelves and it wasnt there...but who knows. obviously it was found at some point because its death would have advertised to the world once its smell started wafting... -
2024-03-09 at 2:18 AM UTCI'm saying if the lobster went under a shelf and died it smelled really bad after
That's a bummer they found it, I love making places that sell/serve food extra stinky. -
2024-03-09 at 8:54 PM UTCLobster again. Beer too. 100% free.
Also, $500+ cash for the day and set up for $1k+ in gift cards.
Its a good day. -
2024-03-09 at 9:51 PM UTCWorked. Free Red Lobster again. This will likely be changed just like the other systems I tinker with.
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2024-03-09 at 9:52 PM UTCOPERATION LOBSTER POT
