I want to stand on a street corner in trenchcoat near a school around the time it lets out. I'll wait until nerdy looking white kids walking home without any friends walk by. "Pstt, kid, over here. You like computers?". When the draw near I'll kneel down and whisper into their ear "The set of problems solvable in polynomial time is equivalent to the problems solvable in nondeterministic polynomial time", look at them knowingly, and gently push them on their way without saying another word. Hopefully one will be puzzled by the meaning of this, look into it, over their life dig deeper and deeper into it, and eventually find a solution because they're absolutely convinced it's true even if they can't prove it yet. This is how I'm going to win a millennium prize by proxy
When I was in high school right after I got my license my friend and I used to drive around pestering elementary school kids who were walking home from school. We used to drive up to them and ask them if they wanted some candy or tell them that their mom told us to pick them up and hop in.
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When I was in high school right after I got my license my friend and I used to drive around pestering elementary school kids who were walking home from school. We used to drive up to them and ask them if they wanted some candy or tell them that their mom told us to pick them up and hop in.
We were fucking idiots…
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Originally posted by 1337
When I was in high school right after I got my license my friend and I used to drive around pestering elementary school kids who were walking home from school. We used to drive up to them and ask them if they wanted some candy or tell them that their mom told us to pick them up and hop in.
I like how all the Bitcoiners have now given up the idea that Bitcoin is supposed to be used as a currency and that the transactions are free. Now nobody wants to get rid of them because they're used for speculation only, not to mention the transaction backlog because everybody's trying to dump their coins
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Originally posted by 1337
When I was in high school right after I got my license my friend and I used to drive around pestering elementary school kids who were walking home from school. We used to drive up to them and ask them if they wanted some candy or tell them that their mom told us to pick them up and hop in.
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You think average junkies are going into a dying patients room and stealing a couple hundred milligrams of fentanyl right out of their IV?
One of my family members used to go into another family member's hospital room (dying of cancer) and stick needles right through the iv bag and pull out as much hydromorphone as however many needles they had on them would fit
The nurses would then come in and bitch out the dying family member but she would never say anything about what happened
