5000 rockets hit Israel

1. 2024-02-28 at 4:22 PM UTC

   #3481
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by ner vegas he might be able to steal a jet if he knew how to fly it but they don't just sit on the runway fully armed

   
   And they're literally always 100% of the time under guard.
   
   Granted the 'watch' is one of the lowest ranks...but they're still guarded.
2. 2024-02-28 at 4:23 PM UTC

   #3482
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by jerryb I carried a 45 on some watches but people not running around armed. Don't know about the modern pussified military but in my time in port most fuckers half drunk, probably not a good ideal letting young drunk men going around armed.

   
   I was in the Andrew's afb luxury eating hall when a sentry in line for food, carrying an M16 on a sling, sent a round into the ceiling.
   
   Fun times
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   • jerryb
3. 2024-02-28 at 4:54 PM UTC

   #3483
   

   ner vegas African Astronaut
   German frigate "Hessen" mistakenly targets a US MQ9 drone, but both the missiles it fires fail to ignite and fall into the sea.
   
   it's like a really expensive Monty Python sketxh
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4. 2024-02-28 at 5:46 PM UTC

   #3484
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by ner vegas German frigate "Hessen" mistakenly targets a US MQ9 drone, but both the missiles it fires fail to ignite and fall into the sea.
   
   it's like a really expensive Monty Python sketxh

   
   I read one article on that and can't find anything else with any useful info.
   
   It's likely a US jammer took them out or the launching ship initiated a self destruct.
   
   Either way...it's about $5 million worth of fish food
5. 2024-02-28 at 7:41 PM UTC

   #3485
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by ner vegas he might be able to steal a jet if he knew how to fly it but they don't just sit on the runway fully armed

   
   Unless you're a raghead who did 5 hours in a flight simulator. Then you can execute near-impossible maneuvers and fly a jet like an expert.
6. 2024-02-28 at 9:59 PM UTC

   #3486
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Unless you're a raghead who did 5 hours in a flight simulator. Then you can execute near-impossible maneuvers and fly a jet like an expert.

   
   or start it. theyre turbojet engines...they dont just turn a key for a starter to crank them up
7. 2024-02-28 at 11:27 PM UTC

   #3487
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   Ya you can't just take a fighter jet for a stroll whenever
   
   Also not everyone in the airforce is a pilot you ignorant fuck lol
8. 2024-02-29 at 6:07 AM UTC

   #3488
   Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga

   Originally posted by ner vegas he might be able to steal a jet if he knew how to fly it but they don't just sit on the runway fully armed

   
   he could do it during one of his trainning sessions and just fly it into the embasssy.
   
   the bombs are not the only weapon on a plane.
9. 2024-02-29 at 6:09 AM UTC

   #3489
   Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga

   Originally posted by infinityshock or start it. theyre turbojet engines…they dont just turn a key for a starter to crank them up

   
   protocols are the refuge of the unimaginative
10. 2024-02-29 at 7:50 AM UTC

    #3490
    

    ner vegas African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Donald Trump
    
    Some US Air Force serviceman burned himself in front of the jedi embassy in Washington to protest the genocide in Gaza.

    
    guy was in an intelligence unit, was claiming on discord (lol) that he'd seen evidence US soldiers were fighting on the ground in Gaza the night before
11. 2024-02-29 at 1:03 PM UTC

    #3491
    Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga

    Originally posted by ner vegas guy was in an intelligence unit, was claiming on discord (lol) that he'd seen evidence US soldiers were fighting on the ground in Gaza the night before

    
    and he torched himself instead of chealsea-ing out ?
    
    has the US airforce became that good that no leaks are possible since that texiera guy ?
12. 2024-02-29 at 1:12 PM UTC

    #3492
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Chelsea was able to dump files directly onto a USB hard drive from her work systems, wasn't she?
    
    I'm sure they've put data loss controls in place by now, although that's a difficult thing to manage.
13. 2024-02-29 at 1:15 PM UTC

    #3493
    Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Donald Trump Chelsea was able to dump files directly onto a USB hard drive from her work systems, wasn't she?
    
    I'm sure they've put data loss controls in place by now, although that's a difficult thing to manage.

    
    or maybe they mutilated all the ports on their computer.
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14. 2024-02-29 at 1:18 PM UTC

    #3494
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina or maybe they mutilated all the ports on their computer.

    
    Aww fuck that's a bad thought
15. 2024-02-29 at 1:20 PM UTC

    #3495
    Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga
    inspired by FGM
16. 2024-02-29 at 1:20 PM UTC

    #3496
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina protocols are the refuge of the unimaginative

    
    Until you pull the wrong lever in a hanger and eject yourself into the roof
    
    It's happened
    
    Several times
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    • jerryb
17. 2024-02-29 at 1:21 PM UTC

    #3497
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by ner vegas guy was in an intelligence unit, was claiming on discord (lol) that he'd seen evidence US soldiers were fighting on the ground in Gaza the night before

    
    There is no need for evidence...they've admitted us troops are there
18. 2024-02-29 at 1:22 PM UTC

    #3498
    

    ner vegas African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Donald Trump Chelsea was able to dump files directly onto a USB hard drive from her work systems, wasn't she?
    
    I'm sure they've put data loss controls in place by now, although that's a difficult thing to manage.

    
    if he was talking about it on discord I don't think he was especially sharp
19. 2024-02-29 at 1:22 PM UTC

    #3499
    Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga

    Originally posted by infinityshock Until you pull the wrong lever in a hanger and eject yourself into the roof
    
    It's happened
    
    Several times

    
    lol. airbags have better safety features than ejextor seats.
20. 2024-02-29 at 1:25 PM UTC

    #3500
    

    ner vegas African Astronaut

    Originally posted by infinityshock Until you pull the wrong lever in a hanger and eject yourself into the roof
    
    It's happened
    
    Several times

    
    the F-35 can choose to eject you any time it wants