I'm a 28 year old virgin now!

1. 2024-01-11 at 7:31 PM UTC

   #61
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Michael Myers Uh, aren't the gender roles reversed because I have a bigger than average schlong? Unless yours is bigger, that is.

   
   Behave or you're going to get your schlong taken away and donated to charity
   
   And yes, mine is bigger
2. 2024-01-11 at 7:32 PM UTC

   #62
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Michael Myers If they don't pray, then yes — otherwise, not really possible, as they are supposed to be in a state of cleanliness in order to pray.

   
   A firehose would do nicely.
3. 2024-01-11 at 7:33 PM UTC

   #63
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Michael Myers It's very cheap, too. It only costs 30 euro per half an hour. Or rather, there's a "you cum, you go" service. If you pay 30 and you finish within 30 minutes, then you're expected to pay another 30 if you want another round. I remember some guy begging his friends for some money so he could go another round. I started laughing on the spot, some dudes are just so downbad.

   
   That's cheaper than a date night at the movies.
4. 2024-01-12 at 1:20 AM UTC

   #64
   

   Mighest Houston

   Originally posted by Michael Myers It's very cheap, too. It only costs 30 euro per half an hour. Or rather, there's a "you cum, you go" service. If you pay 30 and you finish within 30 minutes, then you're expected to pay another 30 if you want another round. I remember some guy begging his friends for some money so he could go another round. I started laughing on the spot, some dudes are just so downbad.

   
   I'm going.
5. 2024-01-12 at 1:31 AM UTC

   #65
   

   Donald Trump Black Hole
   30 per half hour seems dead reasonable. It's at least 80 per half hour here.
6. 2024-01-12 at 1:52 AM UTC

   #66
   

   Donald Trump Black Hole

   Originally posted by Donald Trump
   He lives in Holland. He can go to Amsterdam, where the hookers rent out little units and dance in the windows. You just find one you like, wave, she waves back, you go in, agree on what you want, pay, do your business, and go.

   
   I went to visit one during a layover on my way to greece during covid in July 2020.
   
   I was walking around Amsterdam, feeling pretty fucked off. I had just dropped my wallet after downing a litre of beer, and some arab kid returned it to me. Shattered my preconceived notions. It was full of cash too, I insisted on giving him €50 in thanks, even though he didn't want it.
   
   I was walking around a wet and quiet amsterdam. I oogled multiple hookers. I must have looked like shit, fat and depressed. She waved at me and caught my eye. I noticed her, nice looking, so dutch. Most of the hookers I had seen were younger Arabs and blacks, and I was thinking about how that black girl I met in Kenya had worked in Holland.
   
   Anyway I went in and she was really nice and mom like. Not even joking, just like a mom. The room was small, but had a bed, a shower and a sink. I was kinda shy with her and said maybe the usual, OWO and sex. €100. OK. We were both wearing masks at this point. She washed my willy really well in the sink, including using disinfectant, then pulled her mask off and sucked it a bit. Then she put on a condom with her mouth and we fucked a little. Then I masturbated into some tissue paper she was holding while wearing a mask around my chin, while we kissed and she felt me up. It was pretty boss.
   
   Talking to her after I came she was terrified of coof, but needed the money from working. Considering what hookers make and her age I considered this to be pretty sad.