I'm a 28 year old virgin now!

1. 2024-01-08 at 4:47 PM UTC

   #1
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Two more years before I finally become a wizard and I'm able to cast epic spells, guys. Can't wait.
   
   Well, one year and slightly less than eleven months. :)
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2. 2024-01-08 at 4:47 PM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole
   You should familiarize yourself with roofies and duct tape
3. 2024-01-08 at 4:48 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   1 night with me and you wont be ;)
4. 2024-01-08 at 4:49 PM UTC

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   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Don't you dare! I want my magic powers.
5. 2024-01-08 at 4:56 PM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Michael Myers Don't you dare! I want my magic powers.

   
   That's a myth. If virginity and celibacy were so laudable explain why every ruler in history was a slut with their own harem
   
   Solomon was such a Kool wee-zerd...yet he had one of the largest historical harems, ever.
6. 2024-01-08 at 4:58 PM UTC

   #6
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by infinityshock That's a myth. If virginity and celibacy were so laudable explain why every ruler in history was a slut with their own harem
   
   Solomon was such a Kool wee-zerd…yet he had one of the largest historical harems, ever.

   
   Did you just casually destroy my one cope? Do you want me to experience an existential crisis? Why would you do that?! :(
7. 2024-01-08 at 5:16 PM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Michael Myers Did you just casually destroy my one cope? Do you want me to experience an existential crisis? Why would you do that?! :(

   
   Stick your dick in a chick. It's much more rewarding than virginity
8. 2024-01-08 at 6:55 PM UTC

   #8
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by infinityshock Stick your dick in a chick. It's much more rewarding than virginity

   
   I don't want to have pre-marital sex.
9. 2024-01-08 at 7:05 PM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Michael Myers I don't want to have pre-marital sex.

   
   That's a ridiculous and outdated ritual invented by an idiotic cult that had no qualms about molesting small children
   
   I think it's called 'christianity'
10. 2024-01-08 at 7:29 PM UTC

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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by infinityshock That's a ridiculous and outdated ritual invented by an idiotic cult that had no qualms about molesting small children
    
    I think it's called 'christianity'

    
    Well, if you see it that way, I won't try to change your mind. But I personally will gladly continue that "ridiculous and outdated ritual."
11. 2024-01-08 at 8:04 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Michael Myers Well, if you see it that way, I won't try to change your mind. But I personally will gladly continue that "ridiculous and outdated ritual."

    
    My condolences
12. 2024-01-08 at 8:04 PM UTC

    #12
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by infinityshock My condolences

    
    You won't say that when I get my wizard powers soon!
13. 2024-01-08 at 8:51 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    IM A 28 YEAR OLD VIRGIN NOW!
14. 2024-01-08 at 9:42 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Michael Myers You won't say that when I get my wizard powers soon!

    
    ill send you more when you dont
15. 2024-01-08 at 9:52 PM UTC

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    Instigator Space Nigga
    u weat wooden shoes ?
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16. 2024-01-09 at 3:35 AM UTC

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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood IM A 28 YEAR OLD VIRGIN NOW!

    
    Really? You're 28? I thought you were in your early 30s.
17. 2024-01-09 at 3:35 AM UTC

    #17
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by infinityshock ill send you more when you dont

    
    Kk, can't wait.
18. 2024-01-09 at 3:35 AM UTC

    #18
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Instigator u weat wooden shoes ?

    
    I don't, no -- no one does, really.
19. 2024-01-09 at 3:40 AM UTC

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    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    >28
    
    hes a widdle baby 🥺
20. 2024-01-09 at 3:41 AM UTC

    #20
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Meikai >28
    
    hes a widdle baby 🥺

    
    Aren't you 29 or 30? We're practically the same age -- or widdle babies. 🥺