I'm a 28 year old virgin now!

1. 2024-01-11 at 7:31 PM UTC

   #61
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Michael Myers Uh, aren't the gender roles reversed because I have a bigger than average schlong? Unless yours is bigger, that is.

   
   Behave or you're going to get your schlong taken away and donated to charity
   
   And yes, mine is bigger
2. 2024-01-11 at 7:32 PM UTC

   #62
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Michael Myers If they don't pray, then yes — otherwise, not really possible, as they are supposed to be in a state of cleanliness in order to pray.

   
   A firehose would do nicely.
3. 2024-01-11 at 7:33 PM UTC

   #63
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Michael Myers It's very cheap, too. It only costs 30 euro per half an hour. Or rather, there's a "you cum, you go" service. If you pay 30 and you finish within 30 minutes, then you're expected to pay another 30 if you want another round. I remember some guy begging his friends for some money so he could go another round. I started laughing on the spot, some dudes are just so downbad.

   
   That's cheaper than a date night at the movies.
4. 2024-01-12 at 1:20 AM UTC

   #64
   

   Mighest Houston

   Originally posted by Michael Myers It's very cheap, too. It only costs 30 euro per half an hour. Or rather, there's a "you cum, you go" service. If you pay 30 and you finish within 30 minutes, then you're expected to pay another 30 if you want another round. I remember some guy begging his friends for some money so he could go another round. I started laughing on the spot, some dudes are just so downbad.

   
   I'm going.
5. 2024-01-12 at 1:31 AM UTC

   #65
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   30 per half hour seems dead reasonable. It's at least 80 per half hour here.
6. 2024-01-12 at 1:52 AM UTC

   #66
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   jh