If you're not athletic or good at sports just kill yourself

2017-06-07 at 5:10 AM UTC

#181

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by Malice I meant FAS.

Fetal Alcohol Syndrome? You can't get that after you're fucking born.

2017-06-07 at 5:11 AM UTC

#182

Mayweather weak

Originally posted by Lanny recap of the last 9 pages of this thread: mayweather being weak

What's FSA?

Lmao malice do you want to break the bad news or should I

Fuck it

Fetal alcohol syndrome Lanny

Its in your craniofacial folds. It rafies from your pores. You literally look a retarded cuck.

None of your so called intelligence translates to physical appearance

2017-06-07 at 5:12 AM UTC

#183

Mayweather weak

Originally posted by Dargo Fetal Alcohol Syndrome? You can't get that after you're fucking born.

Yes the joke is he looks like he has it Dargo.

2017-06-07 at 5:13 AM UTC

#184

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by Mayweather Yes the joke is he looks like he has it Dargo.

Oh. Whoops.

2017-06-07 at 5:15 AM UTC

#185

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Why are you guys continuing to feed the failtroll?

2017-06-07 at 5:16 AM UTC

#186

mmQ Lisa Turtle

Originally posted by Dargo Fetal Alcohol Syndrome? You can't get that after you're fucking born.

Yea. You can. :D

2017-06-07 at 5:17 AM UTC

#187

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by Captain Falcon Why are you guys continuing to feed the failtroll?

Careful. You're starting to sound victimized.

2017-06-07 at 5:20 AM UTC

#188

Mayweather weak

Originally posted by Dargo Careful. You're starting to sound victimized.

He is obsessed with me.

Its disconcerting

Being British ive always been disgusted by pakis and tried to avoid them

Outside of necessary contact like shop keepers cleaners etc

This behaviour translates to my online conduct

Subhuman race

2017-06-07 at 5:23 AM UTC

#189

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by Mayweather He is obsessed with me.

Its disconcerting

Living in Britain ive always been disgusted by pakis and tried to avoid them

This behaviour translates to my online conduct

It seems like everyone is obsessed with you.

Sheit tho. Britain. You gotta lot of handsome and well tanned individuals in your country now, so good luck with avoiding them. That must fucking suck.

2017-06-07 at 5:24 AM UTC

#190

mmQ Lisa Turtle

Originally posted by Mayweather He is obsessed with me.

Its disconcerting

Being British ive always been disgusted by pakis and tried to avoid them

Outside of necessary contact like shop keepers cleaners etc

This behaviour translates to my online conduct

Subhuman race

You're actually very very easy to make fun of, to the extent that I have like dozens of degrading comments windmilling about and can't ever decide which to use. You're like the Micheal Myers of insults. Sorry dude, you're just not fit for it anymore. There's only a few of us left and your victims and kill yourselves won't cut it.

PLEASE DIE. XD

2017-06-07 at 5:26 AM UTC

#191

Mayweather weak

Originally posted by Dargo It seems like everyone is obsessed with you.

Sheit tho. Britain. You gotta lot of handsome and well tanned individuals in your country now, so good luck with avoiding them. That must fucking suck.

I am moving to russia

You should psychoanalyze some if these people

Out of professional curiosity if nothing else

2017-06-07 at 5:26 AM UTC

#192

Lanny Bird of Courage

Originally posted by Mayweather Lmao malice do you want to break the bad news or should I

Fuck it

Fetal alcohol syndrome Lanny

Its in your craniofacial folds. It rafies from your pores. You literally look a retarded cuck.

None of your so called intelligence translates to physical appearance

least I'm not as weak as you tho

2017-06-07 at 5:29 AM UTC

#193

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by Mayweather I am moving to russia

You should psychoanalyze some if these people

Out of professional curiosity if nothing else

Fuck yeah Russia. That's where I'm from. If you need Ruski lessons let me know.

I did a sugar coated one on Sophie a while back, but haven't been assed to do any more. The faggotry here is quite rampant.

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Mayweather

2017-06-07 at 5:33 AM UTC

#194

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by Dargo Careful. You're starting to sound victimized.

NIGGERED

2017-06-07 at 11:46 AM UTC

#195

RisiR † 29 Autism

Originally posted by aldra that's the essence of pretty much any sport - when you break it down to pure action it sounds retarded; an outlet for competitiveness (dunno if that's even a word) is the main reason people do it

To me, sports is fast paced problem solving by applied physics through hand-eye coordination, game intelligence and muscle memory. Beautiful.

When you sprint down the pitch on a counter attack, the ball with a perfect touch infront of you while a defender is charging at you and another one is blocking the passing lane to your teammate, you shake him off with a slow body faint and break the rhythm just to explode into a fast first step that gives you just enough space to deliver a long cross across the pitch, perfectly bending into the runway of your teammate who jumps up and heads the ball into the net.

*heavy breathing*

I just came five times.

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