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  1. #41
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Mayweather lmao at this lying fat fuck

    That or your obese which is certainly possible

    Yes shoulder width is good to compare also waist.

    But aside from your penchant for self humiliation I don't see why you're doing this since we know you don't lift weights and are lying.

    the only lying going on here is you.

    im telling the truth. i really want pics of you to fap to
  2. #42
    Originally posted by RisiR † All around 56 inches.


    What? Are you genuinely retarded?

    Shoulder to shoulder you dumb faggot.

    Just shut up
  3. #43
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by RisiR † All around 56 inches.


    we all know where this is leading.




    everybody whip out your cocks...with a tape measure...

    go.
  4. #44
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Mayweather lmao at this lying fat fuck

    That or your obese which is certainly possible

    Yes shoulder width is good to compare also waist.

    But aside from your penchant for self humiliation I don't see why you're doing this since we know you don't lift weights and are lying.

    I swear it on my mother. Completely lose,not touching the traps.

    I've seen the toothpick your ugly face wiggles on. Did you meassure with your traps?
  5. #45
    Originally posted by Mayweather I don't engage pakis in any form.

    Go take a shower curry boy.

    you don't have to get engaged to me, I'll just rape your ass and not call you.
  6. #46
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Mayweather What? Are you genuinely retarded?

    Shoulder to shoulder you dumb faggot.

    Just shut up

    I got my girl to meassure around me. Shoulders and chest.

    I'll do shoulder to shoulder and waist now.
  7. #47
    Haha risir is an embarrassing idiot.

    His 'dreamgirl' is measuring him for a forum supposedly and he's contradicting himself at every turn.

    Plus you're the second person to have claimed to see me. Again, only wtac has and he is in jail for attempted murder.
  8. #48
    Originally posted by RisiR † I swear it on my mother. Completely lose,not touching the traps.

    I've seen the toothpick your ugly face wiggles on. Did you meassure with your traps?

    Brock Lesnar has a 19 inch neck.

    Risir, untrained, claims to have as big a neck as Brock Lesnar. A steroid user with unparalleled genetics.

    Just lol.

    Plus didn't you admit on zoklet your mother is a dead prostitute
  9. #49
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Shoulder to shoulder 24 inches.

    Waist 14.5 inches.

    Thighs 22 inches.
  10. #50
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    I'm not untrained.
  11. #51
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Never posted on Zoklet.
  12. #52
    Originally posted by RisiR † Shoulder to shoulder 24 inches.

    Waist 14.5 inches.

    Thighs 22 inches.


    fucking lmao OK you got me good faggot

    When you said you were German did you mean disabled?

    You have got to be fucking with me.
  13. #53
    Originally posted by RisiR † I'm not untrained.

    Bench
    Squat
    Dead

    Number of pullups no kipping

    1RM

    100m time

    Vertical leap

    Everyone should know these things
  14. #54
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    I actually compared myself a couple of times to Brock when desrcibing my physics.

    I'll post a picture one day out of the blue and have you all get semis in your panties you little cutie pies.
  15. #55
    Originally posted by RisiR † Never posted on Zoklet.

    So your neck looks like this

  16. #56
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Mayweather Bench
    Squat
    Dead

    Number of pullups no kipping

    1RM

    100m time

    Vertical leap

    Everyone should know these things

    I do.

    What is 1RM, though?
  17. #57
    Originally posted by RisiR † I actually compared myself a couple of times to Brock when desrcibing my physics.

    I'll post a picture one day out of the blue and have you all get semis in your panties you little cutie pies.

    You are shameful. Get out of my thread.
  18. #58
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Mayweather So your neck looks like this


    Yup.
  19. #59
    Originally posted by RisiR † I do.

    What is 1RM, though?

    Risir is a disabled cuck german faggot
  20. #60
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Mayweather fucking lmao OK you got me good faggot

    When you said you were German did you mean disabled?

    You have got to be fucking with me.

    I'm 100% dead honest.

    I have no problem talking about my emotional weaknesses or my problems and how I suck at a lot of things. I often play the idiot for lulz. I have no reason to lie.

    Those are "legit" meassurements, done once by myself and my girlfriend. Haha.

    Want me to go to SportsScience and punch a pig liver next?
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