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  1. Originally posted by Third Temple that comes with age anyways. it takes more effort to stay in shape because muscle mass is harder to maintain which is replaced by fat and or loose skin.

    but I have to set goals.

    Can't you just put on 25 pounds of weight and then take it off to lose weight?
  2. Third Temple African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Can't you just put on 25 pounds of weight and then take it off to lose weight?

    cute question but if you put on 25 pounds you would most likely aid in the loss of body weight by having to work harder to carry the weight.

    did I poo poo your question?
  3. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Could be arsenic. Do you have a life insurance policy out on you?

    cyanide compounds are the ones that smell bittery-almondy

    arsenic is generally tasteless...which is why it works...worked...so well on rats

    (CBRN grad-yee'ate)
  4. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Third Temple cute question but if you put on 25 pounds you would most likely aid in the loss of body weight by having to work harder to carry the weight.

    did I poo poo your question?

    use a backpack filled with other peoples body parts
  5. Third Temple African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock use a backpack filled with other peoples body parts

    Well I guess in theory any weight regardless would work. rocks, body parts of people or animals, iron weights, water weights, water jugs, jugs of milk, cans of motor oil, dirty or clean laundry but maybe wet for more weight.

    the list goes on, psycho beans
  6. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Third Temple Well I guess in theory any weight regardless would work. rocks, body parts of people or animals, iron weights, water weights, water jugs, jugs of milk, cans of motor oil, dirty or clean laundry but maybe wet for more weight.

    the list goes on, psycho beans

    human body parts more closely resemble the BMI and density you'd want to go for, sweet cheeks
  7. Third Temple African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock human body parts more closely resemble the BMI and density you'd want to go for, sweet cheeks

    weight is weight. its going to burn off the same weight regardless of what you stuff in a backpack, pal
  8. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Third Temple weight is weight. its going to burn off the same weight regardless of what you stuff in a backpack, pal

    theres no fun in that

    its like fucking a blowup doll...it feels the same but theres no satisfaction or crying about it 'being too big'
  9. Third Temple African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock theres no fun in that

    its like fucking a blowup doll…it feels the same but theres no satisfaction or crying about it 'being too big'

    you weren't hugged much by your mother where you. but it sounds like you got hugged by Big Daddy or that uncle of yours?
  10. Originally posted by Third Temple Well I guess in theory any weight regardless would work. rocks, body parts of people or animals, iron weights, water weights, water jugs, jugs of milk, cans of motor oil, dirty or clean laundry but maybe wet for more weight.

    the list goes on, psycho beans

    What weighs more, a 25-pound pack of ball bearings or a 25-pound pack of tissue paper?
  11. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Third Temple you weren't hugged much by your mother where you. but it sounds like you got hugged by Big Daddy or that uncle of yours?

    all that matters is how tightly your prostate is going to squeeze the shaft of my cock
  12. Third Temple African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock all that matters is how tightly your prostate is going to squeeze the shaft of my cock
    fuck off you fucking psychotic fag. no one appreciates your sexual harassment
  13. Third Temple African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ What weighs more, a 25-pound pack of ball bearings or a 25-pound pack of tissue paper?

    Finny's Cawk in your gay smudge hole if it were 25 pounds
  14. Originally posted by Third Temple Finny's Cawk in your gay smudge hole if it were 25 pounds

    Alright, what falls faster? A pillowcase with an anvil in it or a pillowcase with feathers in it?
  15. Third Temple African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Alright, what falls faster? A pillowcase with an anvil in it or a pillowcase with feathers in it?


    if the feathers are encased in a pillow case then the rate of velocity is the same.
  16. Third Temple African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock all that matters is how tightly your prostate is going to squeeze the shaft of my cock

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  17. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Third Temple fuck off you fucking psychotic fag. no one appreciates your sexual harassment

    that was the idea. bring your purty mouth over here and i shall commence with the off fucking

    its not sexual harassment. its foreplay
  18. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Third Temple Finny's Cawk in your gay smudge hole if it were 25 pounds

    im not putting my cock on a diet just to accommodate your pretty mouth.

    open wider and we'll get through this together

    no pun intended. or was. same difference
  19. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Alright, what falls faster? A pillowcase with an anvil in it or a pillowcase with feathers in it?

    his lips when theres a 25 pound cock in front of his face
  20. Third Temple African Astronaut
    kek

    If 3 fishes drove 1305 mph going north and 8 crabs drove 900 mph east and they intersected one another then what is the total velocity of Lanny Rogers foot was run over


    I got 2 minutes of hang time on chatGPT before spitting this out

    (still havn't caused it to crash yet. I heard it will if you ask it shit like this)

    The question you've posed involves unrelated elements (fishes, crabs, and Lanny Rogers' foot) and seems to be constructed in a way that doesn't lend itself to a coherent answer based on standard physics or logic.

    Velocity is a vector quantity that has both magnitude and direction. To determine the total velocity when two objects are moving in different directions, you typically use vector addition. However, the question as stated doesn't provide enough information to calculate a meaningful answer.

    If you have a specific question or scenario you'd like assistance with, please provide more context or clarify the details, and I'll do my best to help!
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