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  1. #81
    Originally posted by Kafka This is why I don't make good threads they're just always going to be toxic.

    this is why i rarely go into your threads
  2. #82
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    I bought myself a new gun for Christmas. I'm going to buy myself some liquor. With both I would come kill your cat for Christmas if I were closer.

    I'm probably just gonna set something on fire.
  3. #83
    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
  4. #84
    Originally posted by POLECAT first year in 3 years I have been invited to the family's christmas dinner with the lefty side of the fam,, under the condition I do not talk politics, they will talk politics and I'm not supposed to so I said I already made plans cuz they never invite me,, aint no motherfucker gonna infringe on my free speech.

    Learn how to be really condescending. Use lines like:
    "wow, we haven't spoken in years, and you're talking about politics"
    "you'd have to be crazy or stupid to support either side"
    "they're both the same anyway"
    "Did you get a new job? are you working in DC? Do you work in policy? Do you know Biden personally?" (said earnestly, not sarcastically, then when they say no act surprised then say say "oh. then why does it matter?")
    "I worry about my own life and making myself better"
    "what news program did you copy that talking point from"
    "I don't think things you seen on TV makes good conversation"
  5. #85
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Learn how to be really condescending. Use lines like:
    "wow, we haven't spoken in years, and you're talking about politics"
    "you'd have to be crazy or stupid to support either side"
    "they're both the same anyway"
    "Did you get a new job? are you working in DC? Do you work in policy? Do you know Biden personally?" (said earnestly, not sarcastically, then when they say no act surprised then say say "oh. then why does it matter?")
    "I worry about my own life and making myself better"
    "what news program did you copy that talking point from"
    "I don't think things you seen on TV makes good conversation"

    "politics is authority without accountablity
  6. #86
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    just act incredulous to anything they say

    "six million? that's ridiculous, where did you hear that"
    "gas chambers disguised as showers? you just now made that up didn't you"
  7. #87
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by CandyRein

    why do these cats look like beavers though
  8. #88
    species mixing
  9. #89
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by CandyRein This is why I can’t post in other threads because you highjack it and make it all about me ..

    Can I post to other people without you for once Good Lord

    lol segregation
  10. #90
    CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by aldra why do these cats look like beavers though

    The cats are goth ..goth cats wear beaver teeth like humans wear fangs ……..
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  11. #91
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Kafka's shitpussy is itching to be ripped open like a Christmas 🎁 present
  12. #92
    Kafka sweaty
    Reminds me of something I asked Bing to make.


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  13. #93
    Kafka sweaty
    I just got home it freaks me out when I can feel Akira's little heartbeat. It sounds so small. She's having palpitations now.
  14. #94
    Kafka sweaty
    Today was decent ig it was the roughest massage I've ever had so I probably won't be able to move tomorrow. No decent food, idk if I should sort that now or just pass out. I missed my first appointment but Akira managed to keep me awake. Alarms can't wake me but when I heard her starting to tear up my carpet...

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  15. #95
    Kafka sweaty
    It was as bad as it looks. The eyeballs were still in the shrimp.

  16. #96
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Kafka Today was decent ig it was the roughest massage I've ever had so I probably won't be able to move tomorrow. No decent food, idk if I should sort that now or just pass out. I missed my first appointment but Akira managed to keep me awake. Alarms can't wake me but when I heard her starting to tear up my carpet…


    u can grow herb in there

  17. #97
    Third Temple African Astronaut
    " I'll Be Home Alone For Christ-masss"
  18. #98
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Third Temple " I'll Be Home Alone For Christ-masss"

    the best place to be
  19. #99
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by CandyRein The cats are goth ..goth cats wear beaver teeth like humans wear fangs ……..

    oh. thanks for clearing that up.
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  20. CandyRein Black Hole
    Anytime
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