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Christmas alone ideas
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2023-12-23 at 2:42 PM UTC
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2023-12-23 at 3 PM UTCI bought myself a new gun for Christmas. I'm going to buy myself some liquor. With both I would come kill your cat for Christmas if I were closer.
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2023-12-23 at 3:05 PM UTC
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2023-12-23 at 3:07 PM UTC
Originally posted by POLECAT first year in 3 years I have been invited to the family's christmas dinner with the lefty side of the fam,, under the condition I do not talk politics, they will talk politics and I'm not supposed to so I said I already made plans cuz they never invite me,, aint no motherfucker gonna infringe on my free speech.
Learn how to be really condescending. Use lines like:
"wow, we haven't spoken in years, and you're talking about politics"
"you'd have to be crazy or stupid to support either side"
"they're both the same anyway"
"Did you get a new job? are you working in DC? Do you work in policy? Do you know Biden personally?" (said earnestly, not sarcastically, then when they say no act surprised then say say "oh. then why does it matter?")
"I worry about my own life and making myself better"
"what news program did you copy that talking point from"
"I don't think things you seen on TV makes good conversation" -
2023-12-23 at 3:12 PM UTC
Originally posted by Donald Trump Learn how to be really condescending. Use lines like:
"wow, we haven't spoken in years, and you're talking about politics"
"you'd have to be crazy or stupid to support either side"
"they're both the same anyway"
"Did you get a new job? are you working in DC? Do you work in policy? Do you know Biden personally?" (said earnestly, not sarcastically, then when they say no act surprised then say say "oh. then why does it matter?")
"I worry about my own life and making myself better"
"what news program did you copy that talking point from"
"I don't think things you seen on TV makes good conversation"
"politics is authority without accountablity -
2023-12-23 at 3:12 PM UTCjust act incredulous to anything they say
"six million? that's ridiculous, where did you hear that"
"gas chambers disguised as showers? you just now made that up didn't you" -
2023-12-23 at 3:13 PM UTC
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2023-12-23 at 3:15 PM UTCspecies mixing
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2023-12-23 at 4 PM UTC
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2023-12-23 at 4:24 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-12-23 at 4:38 PM UTCKafka's shitpussy is itching to be ripped open like a Christmas 🎁 present
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2023-12-23 at 4:58 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-12-23 at 5 PM UTCI just got home it freaks me out when I can feel Akira's little heartbeat. It sounds so small. She's having palpitations now.
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2023-12-23 at 5:04 PM UTCToday was decent ig it was the roughest massage I've ever had so I probably won't be able to move tomorrow. No decent food, idk if I should sort that now or just pass out. I missed my first appointment but Akira managed to keep me awake. Alarms can't wake me but when I heard her starting to tear up my carpet...
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2023-12-23 at 5:06 PM UTC
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2023-12-23 at 5:50 PM UTC
Originally posted by Kafka Today was decent ig it was the roughest massage I've ever had so I probably won't be able to move tomorrow. No decent food, idk if I should sort that now or just pass out. I missed my first appointment but Akira managed to keep me awake. Alarms can't wake me but when I heard her starting to tear up my carpet…
u can grow herb in there
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2023-12-23 at 6:30 PM UTC" I'll Be
HomeAlone For Christ-masss" -
2023-12-23 at 7:11 PM UTC
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2023-12-24 at 12:40 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-12-24 at 12:50 AM UTCAnytime
