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  1. Originally posted by Donald Trump We've started cooking everything in the happy pot, even meat. A pressure cooked joint roast sounds tasteless, but throw some herbs on it and use the bare minimum of water so it just steams and it's delicious, tender and juicy.

    does your babushka cook well ?
  2. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Donald Trump We've started cooking everything in the happy pot, even meat. A pressure cooked joint roast sounds tasteless, but throw some herbs on it and use the bare minimum of water so it just steams and it's delicious, tender and juicy.

    nice, NIIIICE. i shoulda got one of those but i got a crock pot instead L O L
  3. Kafka sweaty
    The roasties didn't turn out the way I wanted but this is my first try.

  4. Instigator Space Nigga
    We're lighter twins.

    That gravy looks a bit thick aswell but good try 👍
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  5. Kafka sweaty
    I'm gonna rest then might go to my Christmas room.

  6. Kafka sweaty
    I could have sworn I heard someone on the landing last night and just now my bedroom door handle made a noise, that never happens. Do spirits visit during Christmas?
  7. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    its santa coming to give u ur lump of coal
  8. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    i mean probably though, that would suck if you get to the next life after death and its just like this one but shittier and you go to your first day of work and everyones just like "yea i bet u think u get christmas day off in heaven too dont u lmao"
  9. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by EduCaTional CATastropHE its santa coming to give u ur lump of coal

    Akira came back today covered in coal, wonder if it's an omen.
  10. Kafka sweaty
  11. Armitage Yung Blood
    Originally posted by Kafka The roasties didn't turn out the way I wanted but this is my first try.


    Is that the giant piece of frozen meat in the earlier picture? It looks delicious
  12. Armitage Yung Blood
    Originally posted by Kafka I could have sworn I heard someone on the landing last night and just now my bedroom door handle made a noise, that never happens. Do spirits visit during Christmas?

    Things on my entertainment center were moved around and the bathroom door opened on its own yesterday so they probably do. I’m always catching glimpses of something moving in my peripheral vision.
  13. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Armitage Is that the giant piece of frozen meat in the earlier picture? It looks delicious

    It is. It only took an hour to cook it all but ig the roasties didn't get enough time. I coated them in duck fat so that would take longer.
  14. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Armitage Things on my entertainment center were moved around and the bathroom door opened on its own yesterday so they probably do. I’m always catching glimpses of something moving in my peripheral vision.

    Who do you think is haunting you?
  15. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Armitage Things on my entertainment center were moved around and the bathroom door opened on its own yesterday so they probably do. I’m always catching glimpses of something moving in my peripheral vision.

    Santa claus is coming...

    Don't sleep on your stomach...
  16. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kafka Who do you think is haunting you?

    Santa claus is coming to molester...
  17. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by infinityshock Santa claus is coming to molester…

    Originally posted by aldra
  18. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny civilized societies dont celebrate some fat men in weird costume sneaking into childrens bedrooms stealthly at the dead of snowy nights to give them gifts for no known reason other than being "well behaved"; ie, keeping secrets,
  19. Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Kafka I'm not spending Christmas with my family in Galway this year and know they're going to try and guilt-trip me for that so I have to emotionally prepare myself. I always buy myself presents to avoid disappointment because I'm determined not to let my mum make me hate Christmas. Anyway this year I don't have Mik to play chess with and idk if I want to hang with people from my old community. Does anyone have ideas? It will be me and my cat.

    So is that the same Mik from the 14 year old kidnap fred?


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  20. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Narc So is that the same Mik from the 14 year old kidnap fred?


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    No. Mik has never been on this site. Someone just made an account pretending to be him bcus I talked about him a lot.
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