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If you're not athletic or good at sports just kill yourself

  1. 2017-06-07 at 2:31 AM UTC
    #141
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ Ok. You lose by default for not adhering to regulations. 1-0 me.

    no
  2. 2017-06-07 at 2:40 AM UTC
    #142
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by Dargo Do Mayweather and wtac know each other in real life, or do they just cyber-fuck?

    Idk. They might have met.
  3. 2017-06-07 at 2:41 AM UTC
    #143
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by infinityshock no

    What part don't you understand? If you're not willing to play by the rules you lose. Please don't challenge me unless you have the fortitude to see it through instead of being self conscious about your dangly bits. THANKS.

    1-0
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  4. 2017-06-07 at 2:45 AM UTC
    #144
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I used to be on track and swim team
  5. 2017-06-07 at 2:47 AM UTC
    #145
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Context; wtac is his edgelord buttbuddy, so even if he doesn't have a photo of him, he'll say he does if Mayweather says so. They're basically gay for each other. That's not even a real response tbh.

    I know, I remember thinking they were likely the same person but their posting styles were pretty different so I figured there were at least 2, being that enter and chi were around long before mayweather.

    my post was just gay innuendo
  6. 2017-06-07 at 2:48 AM UTC
    #146
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Track is definitely one of the weirdest sports. Oh hey we can run fast. Like, that's nice. Do you have any actual skills? Well... I mean, I can totally run like a bunch, just so fast. Yeah but what else, I mean anyone k can run, well.. I can run a little faster. Oh. OH. I CAN WALK SLOWER. 1V1 ME FAAAAAAGGOT!!
  7. 2017-06-07 at 2:52 AM UTC
    #147
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by mmQ Track is definitely one of the weirdest sports. Oh hey we can run fast. Like, that's nice. Do you have any actual skills? Well… I mean, I can totally run like a bunch, just so fast. Yeah but what else, I mean anyone k can run, well.. I can run a little faster. Oh. OH. I CAN WALK SLOWER. 1V1 ME FAAAAAAGGOT!!

    I'm just not a team player so thats why I was good at sports like swimming and track. And by the way some people have a real hard time at the hurdles and I didn't
  8. 2017-06-07 at 2:53 AM UTC
    #148
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I'm just not a team player so thats why I was good at sports like swimming and track. And by the way some people have a real hard time at the hurdles and I didn't

    But those are team sports. Track TEAM. Swim TEAM. You should've checked out tennis. I mean, you still can.
  9. 2017-06-07 at 2:54 AM UTC
    #149
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by mmQ Track is definitely one of the weirdest sports. Oh hey we can run fast. Like, that's nice. Do you have any actual skills? Well… I mean, I can totally run like a bunch, just so fast. Yeah but what else, I mean anyone k can run, well.. I can run a little faster. Oh. OH. I CAN WALK SLOWER. 1V1 ME FAAAAAAGGOT!!

    that's the essence of pretty much any sport - when you break it down to pure action it sounds retarded; an outlet for competitiveness (dunno if that's even a word) is the main reason people do it
  10. 2017-06-07 at 2:56 AM UTC
    #150
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by aldra that's the essence of pretty much any sport - when you break it down to pure action it sounds retarded; an outlet for competitiveness (dunno if that's even a word) is the main reason people do it

    You're right and I was thinking about it as I typed it.. ie i can shoot a ball better or avoid tackles better.

    I guess with running it's just so.. there's no DEFENSE. I think that's why I find it cringier.
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  11. 2017-06-07 at 2:56 AM UTC
    #151
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by mmQ But those are team sports. Track TEAM. Swim TEAM. You should've checked out tennis. I mean, you still can.

    Yes I get that they are technically team sports... but you don't have to pass a ball or "block" for someone..
  12. 2017-06-07 at 4:14 AM UTC
    #152
    Mayweather weak
    Bill Krozby definitely looks like an athlete athlete lack of glutes aside.

    Ever boxed? You've got the height length and reach for it.
  13. 2017-06-07 at 4:18 AM UTC
    #153
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Mayweather Bill Krozby definitely looks like an athlete athlete lack of glutes aside.

    Ever boxed? You've got the height length and reach for it.

    Is that all you can do is BOX?

    That's a pretty short repertoire of SKILLZ.
  14. 2017-06-07 at 4:19 AM UTC
    #154
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    incredibly weak thread, by an incredibly weak poster.
  15. 2017-06-07 at 4:26 AM UTC
    #155
    Mayweather weak
    Originally posted by Lanny incredibly weak thread, by an incredibly weak poster.

    Ok skinnyfat autist go make more cooking videos that get 2 views

    You pretended for years to be a girl on zoklet and are supposedly straight

    Your only interest is computers (autism)

    You are a virgin

    Legit you have the lowest test i have ever seen

    Plus you look like you have both klinefelters and FAS
  16. 2017-06-07 at 4:27 AM UTC
    #156
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    "test"

    you are absolutely pathetic
  17. 2017-06-07 at 4:28 AM UTC
    #157
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by Mayweather Ok skinnyfat autist

    Bro. Have you seen Lanny lately? He had a live weigh in with Bill Krozby. It was epic.
  18. 2017-06-07 at 4:30 AM UTC
    #158
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Lanny's alcoholism reached a point where he retroactively game himself FSA.

    And alcohol actually can increase your estrogen and decrease your testosterone levels.
  19. 2017-06-07 at 4:32 AM UTC
    #159
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Mayweather Ok skinnyfat autist go make more cooking videos that get 2 views

    You pretended for years to be a girl on zoklet and are supposedly straight

    Your only interest is computers (autism)

    You are a virgin

    Legit you have the lowest test i have ever seen

    Plus you look like you have both klinefelters and FAS

    I'm sorry buddy but stop. Autist virgin victim jokes are used ironically here these days. I like your effort, but it's futile. You should hang with Jill you two would probably enjoy one another's 'humor.'
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  20. 2017-06-07 at 4:51 AM UTC
    #160
    Mayweather weak
    Originally posted by Dargo Bro. Have you seen Lanny lately? He had a live weigh in with Bill Krozby. It was epic.

    He is truly a pitiful sight.

    I saw the cooking video and actually felt bad

    That's why I don't attack lanny for the most part

    some are so crushed by life and genetics that it is sufficient punishment
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