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  1. Originally posted by Mayweather Attempted murder.

    One of the greatest men of our generation wouldn't get busted for attempted murder. They would follow through on that shit and get away with it.
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  2. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Mayweather How tall

    That's what really matters

    If you're taller than me i will admit you win

    185cm on a short day. Sometimes I'm a little taller...
  3. 260 at 6 foot is fat as fuck lmao

    This is just getting worse and worse for you

    No way you've even got the mobility to punch/kick
  4. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by infinityshock thats the type of shit that would happen to me.

    id pick a fight with some faggot looking fat fuck and then get my ass kicked.

    I believe you.
  5. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Mayweather 260 at 6 foot is fat as fuck lmao

    This is just getting worse and worse for you

    No way you've even got the mobility to punch/kick

    No, of course not. I can barely walk. Brock as example again, is only 5cm taller than me. Maybe my dick is 5cm longer so it equals out.
  6. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Picture of James Harrison who is shorter than me and weighs more.

  7. bling bling Dark Matter
    can u get hench just from aeting crisps and chocolat
  8. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Mayweather wtac has pictures of me

    I'll bet
  9. Originally posted by aldra I'll bet

    Context; wtac is his edgelord buttbuddy, so even if he doesn't have a photo of him, he'll say he does if Mayweather says so. They're basically gay for each other. That's not even a real response tbh.
  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What is wtac?
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by mmQ I would, in all seriousness, likely beat anyone here in any racket sport.

    I'd put up a strong competition in basketball, football, and baseball.

    I'd definitely win 1v1 volleyball.

    Parlor games I'd win if I was drunk and probably even sober.

    I'd put up a decent match in hockey and soccer.

    I'd lose in golf and track and field.

    That's what I thought bitches.
  12. Karate Tee

    high!
  13. Originally posted by mmQ What is wtac?

    User that used to be called Whore to A Chainsaw. Might even have been his version of DaGuru (AKA his imaginary friend). Who really knows? All we know is that Enter, Chi Chi (Mayweather) and WTAC all used to stroke each others' edgy dicks in a circle of angsty friendship.
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon User that used to be called Whore to A Chainsaw. Might even have been his version of DaGuru (AKA his imaginary friend). Who really knows? All we know is that Enter, Chi Chi (Mayweather) and WTAC all used to stroke each others' edgy dicks in a circle of angsty friendship.

    I am vaguely familiar with the latter part of that though it did if I recall happen before my time. I've heard of all of those except wtac. Anyway, thank you. Now play me in a tennis match and get absolutely RUINED.
  15. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by RisiR † I believe you.

    dont worry...it wont be you
  16. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ I am vaguely familiar with the latter part of that though it did if I recall happen before my time. I've heard of all of those except wtac. Anyway, thank you. Now play me in a tennis match and get absolutely RUINED.

    ill play you in tennis if you promise to wear one of those pretty short dresses with no panties under them
  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by infinityshock ill play you in tennis if you promise to wear one of those pretty short dresses with no panties under them

    Dress code has to be the same for all players.
  18. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ Dress code has to be the same for all players.

    no
  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by infinityshock no

    Ok. You lose by default for not adhering to regulations. 1-0 me.
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  20. Originally posted by Captain Falcon User that used to be called Whore to A Chainsaw. Might even have been his version of DaGuru (AKA his imaginary friend). Who really knows? All we know is that Enter, Chi Chi (Mayweather) and WTAC all used to stroke each others' edgy dicks in a circle of angsty friendship.

    Do Mayweather and wtac know each other in real life, or do they just cyber-fuck?
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