2023-12-21 at 1:50 AM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
Originally posted by Third Temple
did you buy an 86 Hilux that everyone raves about? they found out how durible these fuckers were when they found out about how taliban where driving these fucking things all over Afghanistan and never breaking a strut or axel. toyota apparently stop making them so durable because there was no way to make money off of them.
no but its a rust free one and it would make any terrorist happy to go to war in it
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2023-12-21 at 1:51 AM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
truck ran great on the interstate and I traded in the battery for a free new one at the walmart cuz the one it came with was not working right
2023-12-21 at 2:38 AM UTC
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2023-12-21 at 2:43 AM UTC
I been eating delicious pistachios in the shell and of course im left over with a few that barely cracked when roasted. I love how your fingernails are extremely painful and rekt after trying to pry them open. I could get up and get a micro screw driver for tightening glasses I suppose to wedge them open but whats the fun in that.
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2023-12-21 at 10:18 AM UTC
Drinking coffee, posting, & harassing female live streamers.
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2023-12-21 at 11:12 AM UTC
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2023-12-21 at 12:01 PM UTC
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2023-12-21 at 12:08 PM UTC
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Drinking coffee, nogging out.
Its 50mph winds outside and I need to go out.
2023-12-21 at 2:50 PM UTC
wondering if those asians ever did the bangkok bounce