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  1. Originally posted by Third Temple since there are three of them they clearly are in the desert or up in the Great white Northern Territory of Canada or a closed environment (which would explain the film set in the hanger that Hollywood owns) to take a photo.

    No, they're on the Moon.
  2. WellHung Black Hole
    Porking a nubian.
  3. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by Third Temple did you buy an 86 Hilux that everyone raves about? they found out how durible these fuckers were when they found out about how taliban where driving these fucking things all over Afghanistan and never breaking a strut or axel. toyota apparently stop making them so durable because there was no way to make money off of them.

    no but its a rust free one and it would make any terrorist happy to go to war in it
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  4. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    truck ran great on the interstate and I traded in the battery for a free new one at the walmart cuz the one it came with was not working right
  5. infinityshock Black Hole (banned)
    Originally posted by POLECAT truck ran great on the interstate and I traded in the battery for a free new one at the walmart cuz the one it came with was not working right

    check the tranny fluid
  6. Third Temple African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ No, they're on the Moon.

    they had a training ground including inside a hanger. the hanger was used not to film footage but to create the darkness they would experience with reflective soil (probably a sandstone surface or crushed limestone to simulate the intense reflective of the surface of the moon. the pyramids had a limestone cap so they would gleam during a full moon)
  7. CandyRein Black Hole
    On lunch break ❤️
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  8. Third Temple African Astronaut
    I been eating delicious pistachios in the shell and of course im left over with a few that barely cracked when roasted. I love how your fingernails are extremely painful and rekt after trying to pry them open. I could get up and get a micro screw driver for tightening glasses I suppose to wedge them open but whats the fun in that.
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  9. WellHung Black Hole
    Drinking coffee, posting, & harassing female live streamers.
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  11. CandyRein Black Hole
    Heading to sleep..with the next two days off ❤️✨
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  12. Instigator Space Nigga
    Drinking coffee, nogging out.

    Its 50mph winds outside and I need to go out.
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  14. DUSM Raylan Givens Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Third Temple I been eating delicious pistachios in the shell and of course im left over with a few that barely cracked when roasted. I love how your fingernails are extremely painful and rekt after trying to pry them open. I could get up and get a micro screw driver for tightening glasses I suppose to wedge them open but whats the fun in that.

    Yeah I use a pocket knife to just extend the slit/crack and then pull it apart with my hands.
  15. infinityshock Black Hole (banned)
    Originally posted by DUSM Raylan Givens Yeah I use a pocket knife to just extend the slit/crack and then pull it apart with my hands.

    Or just buy them pre-peeled
  16. Originally posted by infinityshock check the tranny fluid

    with your dip stick.
  17. Originally posted by Third Temple they had a training ground including inside a hanger. the hanger was used not to film footage but to create the darkness they would experience with reflective soil (probably a sandstone surface or crushed limestone to simulate the intense reflective of the surface of the moon. the pyramids had a limestone cap so they would gleam during a full moon)

    It's -250F on the Moon and +250F in the sun.
  18. infinityshock Black Hole (banned)
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny with your dip stick.

    Not using my dipstick...
  19. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    wondering if those asians ever did the bangkok bounce
  20. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ It's -250F on the Moon and +250F in the sun.

    Only 250° in the Sun? That seems low to me, Speckles.
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