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If you're not athletic or good at sports just kill yourself

  1. #21
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    I think I could dunk you, Mayfeather.

    10 foot rim, bitch. Like yo momma.
  2. #22
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by NARCassist i'll get the tube o' lube

    dont waste your time.

    im giving it to you dry and its only the bodily fluids from your torn orifices that are going to provide lubrication.
  3. #23
    Originally posted by RisiR † I think I could dunk you, Mayfeather.

    10 foot rim, bitch. Like yo momma.

    I have never tried to dunk. Nobody plays basketball in England faggot.

    I am excellent at soccer and never practice however. I was scouted by West Ham as a youth.
  4. #24
    This thread is now about athletic achievements.

    in before malice posts about the 1 plate bench it took him 6 months to build
  5. #25
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    shit I never figured you were british. you shame this fucking nation you little faggot.




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  6. #26
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    I have three participation trophies from little league baseball.
  7. #27
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Mayweather This thread is now about athletic achievements.

    in before malice posts about the 1 plate bench it took him 6 months to build

    this thread is about you posting selfies so everyone has a good pic of a bitch to fap to

    get on with it
  8. #28
    17.5 inch neck. Never been hurt sparring with heavyweights.
    Can cut 50lbs in 2 months without losing strength and without consuming protein shakes or supplements
    Can do muscle ups at competition weight


    Legit if I start roids I will be elite athletically
  9. #29
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Mayweather I have never tried to dunk. Nobody plays basketball in England faggot.

    I am excellent at soccer and never practice however. I was scouted by West Ham as a youth.

    You call it Soccer and were scouted by West Ham....

    I hope they beat the shit out of your scrawny faggot ass for speaking the language of the oppressor. I'd smoke you and 10 of your clones on the pitch like.. pfft.

    I'm German. Don't even talk to me.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  10. #30
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Mayweather 17.5 inch neck. Never been hurt sparring with heavyweights.
    Can cut 50lbs in 2 months without losing strength and without consuming protein shakes or supplements
    Can do muscle ups at competition weight


    Legit if I start roids I will be elite athletically

    those who got it, just do it. those who don't, bullshit about having it to any idiot who'll listen.




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  11. #31
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Mayweather 17.5 inch neck. Never been hurt sparring with heavyweights.
    Can cut 50lbs in 2 months without losing strength and without consuming protein shakes or supplements
    Can do muscle ups at competition weight


    Legit if I start roids I will be elite athletically

    How did you meassure the neck? I want to see if I double or triple you.
  12. #32
    'I'm a cuck. Don't even talk to me'.

    That's essentially what you said.

    "1 English is worth a 100 Germans"

    LEGIT
  13. #33
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by RisiR † How did you meassure the neck? I want to see if I double or triple you.

    with his imagination




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  14. #34
    Originally posted by RisiR † How did you meassure the neck? I want to see if I double or triple you.

    Risir's intelligence on display ladies and gentlemen.

    It's called a tape measure.

    Plus yours will probably be fat like sploo's.

    My neck is conditioned from years of bridges and neck harnesses.
  15. #35
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Mayweather 17.5 inch neck. Never been hurt sparring with heavyweights.
    Can cut 50lbs in 2 months without losing strength and without consuming protein shakes or supplements
    Can do muscle ups at competition weight


    Legit if I start roids I will be elite athletically

    the only physical aspect of yours that i want to know about is how well you can deepthroat and how far up your ass i can stick my dick before you flinch
  16. #36
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Mayweather Risir's intelligence on display ladies and gentlemen.

    It's called a tape measure.

    Plus yours will probably be fat like sploo's.

    My neck is conditioned from years of bridges and neck harnesses.

    more likely from bobbing back and forth with a cock in your gullet.
  17. #37
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    When I go around my throat I got 18 inches but that's not really an indicator for being muscular, haha.

    I'll try to do shoulder width.
  18. #38
    Originally posted by RisiR † When I go around my throat I got 18 inches but that's not really an indicator for being muscular, haha.

    I'll try to do shoulder width.

    lmao at this lying fat fuck

    That or your obese which is certainly possible

    Yes shoulder width is good to compare also waist.

    But aside from your penchant for self humiliation I don't see why you're doing this since we know you don't lift weights and are lying.
  19. #39
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by RisiR † When I go around my throat I got 18 inches but that's not really an indicator for being muscular, haha.

    I'll try to do shoulder width.

    i tried measuring mine. ive literally never done it before. depending on where and if i tense my neck muscles i get between 16 and 18
  20. #40
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    All around 56 inches.
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