Christmas alone ideas

1. 2023-12-13 at 1:07 PM UTC

   #41
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by EduCaTional CATastropHE my love language is screaming and crying and involves slamming doors, blood on the walls and down everyones arms, blackouts and having the cops come verify ur not hearing voices telling u to kill everyone but everyone just thinks im bipolar. just an example.

   
   Blah. Sounds like foreplay to me.
2. 2023-12-13 at 1:30 PM UTC

   #42
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Narc pull a cracker with your imaginary friend. try it.
   
   Cross theline gaiz
   
   
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   you must be like 50 by now.
   
   what it feels like to be 50.
3. 2023-12-14 at 2:29 PM UTC

   #43
   

   Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you must be like 50 by now.
   
   what it feels like to be 50.

   
   I've come to a lot of understanding how my psychology works now and seeing the patterns where I went wrong in life.
   
   Cross theline, and see the power an idea can have.
   
   
   .
4. 2023-12-14 at 2:31 PM UTC

   #44
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Narc I've come to a lot of understanding how my psychology works now and seeing the patterns where I went wrong in life.
   
   Cross theline, and see the power an idea can have.
   
   
   .

   
   Why do you keep saying “cross theline”
5. 2023-12-14 at 2:33 PM UTC

   #45
   

   Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
   And just turned 51 btw
   
   Cross theline
   
   
   .
6. 2023-12-14 at 2:33 PM UTC

   #46
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Narc And just turned 51 btw
   
   Cross theline
   
   
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   You're just a wee lad...
7. 2023-12-14 at 2:34 PM UTC

   #47
   

   Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]

   Originally posted by Fox Why do you keep saying “cross theline”

   
   You'll be finding out in due course. And when you do...
   
   Cross theline
   
   
   .
8. 2023-12-14 at 2:48 PM UTC

   #48
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Narc And just turned 51 btw
   
   Cross theline
   
   
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   where did all those years gone.
9. 2023-12-14 at 3:15 PM UTC

   #49
   

   Meikai Heck This Schlong

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny where did all those years gone.

   
   [*emit ni sdrawkcab gnitniop*] !yaw taht
10. 2023-12-14 at 4:18 PM UTC

    #50
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
11. 2023-12-22 at 9:49 AM UTC

    #51
    

    CandyRein Black Hole
    
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12. 2023-12-22 at 1:56 PM UTC

    #52
    Kafka sweaty
    Some if the groceries I ordered are unavailable so I have to go grocery shopping this close to Christmas it will be hectic.
    
    
13. 2023-12-22 at 1:57 PM UTC

    #53
    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut

    Originally posted by infinityshock Blah. Sounds like foreplay to me.

    
    well yea you gotta get urself hard before you move on to the main event
14. 2023-12-22 at 1:58 PM UTC

    #54
    

    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Toblerone.
    
    
15. 2023-12-22 at 2:04 PM UTC

    #55
    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Narc You'll be finding out in due course. And when you do…
    
    Cross theline
    
    
    .

    
    i practically cross lines for a living
    
    name a line i havent crossed
16. 2023-12-22 at 2:06 PM UTC

    #56
    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    ive crossed the line from south to north korea, LITERARY ffs
17. 2023-12-22 at 2:06 PM UTC

    #57
    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
18. 2023-12-22 at 2:08 PM UTC

    #58
    

    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Never seen da finishing line .
19. 2023-12-22 at 2:08 PM UTC

    #59
    Kafka sweaty
    Those were the only microwave dinners that I ordered so I'm worried I'll starve now if I can't manage to cook the other things.
20. 2023-12-22 at 2:16 PM UTC

    #60
    Kafka sweaty
    I have Loop earplugs to reduce noise but am freaking out now because Tesco is hectic when it isn't Christmas and there's going to be things out of stock and long queues.