Christmas alone ideas

1. 2023-12-13 at 9:46 AM UTC

   #21
   EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
   bake yourself into a pie and then have a trusted friend feed u to the homeless on xmas day
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • aldra, 
   • Sudo
2. 2023-12-13 at 9:50 AM UTC

   #22
   EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
   listen to this while u hang urself
   
3. 2023-12-13 at 10:02 AM UTC

   #23
   

   Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
   pull a cracker with your imaginary friend. try it.
   
   Cross theline gaiz
   
   
   .
4. 2023-12-13 at 10:04 AM UTC

   #24
   EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
   throwin knives if im crossin their invisible lines they msut be outta their minds in their miserable livez
5. 2023-12-13 at 10:20 AM UTC

   #25
   

   Meikai Heck This Schlong
   im not saying to kill yourself because i disapprove of our status as a suicide cult, i'm just saying if you ever wanted to make people feel guilty for mistreating you the holiday season would be a great time to unalive oneself. they'd never be able to enjoy christmas again, unless that actively despised you, so you'd be ruining the happy season for countless people
6. 2023-12-13 at 10:26 AM UTC

   #26
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Meikai im not saying to kill yourself because i disapprove of our status as a suicide cult, i'm just saying if you ever wanted to make people feel guilty for mistreating you the holiday season would be a great time to unalive oneself. they'd never be able to enjoy christmas again, unless that actively despised you, so you'd be ruining the happy season for countless people

   
   kind of counterproductive, the people that already don't like you won't care much, you'll just upset the people that do
7. 2023-12-13 at 10:39 AM UTC

   #27
   EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
   yea a much better way would be to just permanently mutilate them in a way that will affect their mobility for the rest of their lives, like totally severing their ACL or some shit then just lil peeping ur way out of the world with a pretty smiling face so thats what they remember ever time they wanna get up for a glass of water
8. 2023-12-13 at 10:41 AM UTC

   #28
   EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
   or just wait til their kid is walking home from school then go find them and blow ur head off w/ a shotgun in front of them so theyre permanently traumatized af and are sure to create a mountain of problems in the next 15 years or so that their parents will find ultimately insurmountable
9. 2023-12-13 at 11:51 AM UTC

   #29
   Kafka sweaty

   Originally posted by Meikai im not saying to kill yourself because i disapprove of our status as a suicide cult, i'm just saying if you ever wanted to make people feel guilty for mistreating you the holiday season would be a great time to unalive oneself. they'd never be able to enjoy christmas again, unless that actively despised you, so you'd be ruining the happy season for countless people

   
   I almost forgot I woke up one Christmas morning to a photo from my ex gf of her slit wrist. I think it was so I'd spend the day online with her instead of my family. I know where she lives so maybe I should send something dramatic.
10. 2023-12-13 at 11:53 AM UTC

    #30
    Kafka sweaty
    Nvm I already sent her a message in blood once and my hospital wristband.
11. 2023-12-13 at 12:11 PM UTC

    #31
    

    General Butt.Naked Space Nigga
    My body is almost in pain from how hard op makes me cringe
12. 2023-12-13 at 12:13 PM UTC

    #32
    

    General Butt.Naked Space Nigga
    Its like the sensation of watching someone fall nuts first onto a railing….only for weapons grade autism instead of hilarious injury
13. 2023-12-13 at 12:51 PM UTC

    #33
    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    u cant know love without first knowing hate
    u cant know truth without first knowing liez
    u cant know urself without first knowing cringe
14. 2023-12-13 at 12:51 PM UTC

    #34
    

    Meikai Heck This Schlong

    Originally posted by aldra kind of counterproductive, the people that already don't like you won't care much, you'll just upset the people that do

    
    yeah but that only matters if the feeling is mutual and sometimes you hate the people who'd care
15. 2023-12-13 at 12:51 PM UTC

    #35
    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    if u dont deserve me at my worst u cant handle me at my best thats for goddamn certain
    
    
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Meikai
16. 2023-12-13 at 12:52 PM UTC

    #36
    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    if u really hate someone so much just shove a highlighter up their ass
17. 2023-12-13 at 12:53 PM UTC

    #37
    

    Meikai Heck This Schlong

    Originally posted by EduCaTional CATastropHE if u really hate someone so much just shove a highlighter up their ass

    
    but shoving highlighters up asses is a love language
18. 2023-12-13 at 12:58 PM UTC

    #38
    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Meikai but shoving highlighters up asses is a love language

    
    one persons love language is anothers rape language. just ask phinny
19. 2023-12-13 at 1 PM UTC

    #39
    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    my love language is screaming and crying and involves slamming doors, blood on the walls and down everyones arms, blackouts and having the cops come verify ur not hearing voices telling u to kill everyone but everyone just thinks im bipolar. just an example.
20. 2023-12-13 at 1:06 PM UTC

    #40
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Kafka I almost forgot I woke up one Christmas morning to a photo from my ex gf of her slit wrist. I think it was so I'd spend the day online with her instead of my family. I know where she lives so maybe I should send something dramatic.

    
    Return the favor
    
    Tis the season...