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  1. Third Temple African Astronaut
    I have to poop.

    fiber shit aint working. fuck you Fibercon. you conned me well.
  2. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Haxxor Check to see if they’re slow dissolving anal Adderall…no tongue needed…..problem solved.

    Insufflation...
  3. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Third Temple I have to poop.

    fiber shit aint working. fuck you Fibercon. you conned me well.

    Firehose...
  4. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Third Temple I have to poop.

    fiber shit aint working. fuck you Fibercon. you conned me well.

    Try Colon Blow

  5. Instigator Space Nigga
    You lewd, crude, bag of pre-chewed food dude!
  6. I'm feeling violated right now. I just took the most violent, pungent, otherworldly shit and it feels like infinityshock just got done ravaging my shitpussy. My asshole is swollen like a sore thumb and pulsating faster than my heart right now.
  7. Originally posted by Kingoffrogs I'm feeling violated right now. I just took the most violent, pungent, otherworldly shit and it feels like infinityshock just got done ravaging my shitpussy. My asshole is swollen like a sore thumb and pulsating faster than my heart right now.

    Count yourself lucky you didn't suffer a chestburster.
  8. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs I'm feeling violated right now. I just took the most violent, pungent, otherworldly shit and it feels like infinityshock just got done ravaging my shitpussy. My asshole is swollen like a sore thumb and pulsating faster than my heart right now.

    proof that it wasnt me is theres no deluge of white creamy goodness fountain-ing out of your ears and nostrils
  9. Originally posted by Haxxor Vinny obviously prefers sausages……Vienna sausages

    non sequiteur.

    at the rate hes eating coochies hes gonna get OD on coochies soon enough.
  10. CandyRein Black Hole
    I got the munchies…

    *cuts slice of pie*

    *pours glass of milk*
  11. CandyRein Black Hole
    Loved 💖
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  12. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs I'm feeling violated right now. I just took the most violent, pungent, otherworldly shit and it feels like infinityshock just got done ravaging my shitpussy. My asshole is swollen like a sore thumb and pulsating faster than my heart right now.

    If you want the best shits on a regular basis just eat kraytom for a few days in a row, it sort of constipates you like opioids but not to the same degree so you're still able to shit, but it's always much bigger and better formed when I take kraytom. I told some people it should be a treatment/cure for IBS.
  13. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Rape Monster If you want the best shits on a regular basis just eat kraytom for a few days in a row, it sort of constipates you like opioids but not to the same degree so you're still able to shit, but it's always much bigger and better formed when I take kraytom. I told some people it should be a treatment/cure for IBS.

    ive had several positive user reports that after ive finished sodomizing them and blowing a reasonably sized load into the depths of their digestive tract their general digestive flow rate is improved

    fun fact: i had one ex who was like 4'11" and after a pregnancy her lower digestive tract was pretty much fucked up. she'd get frequent constipation from the kid ruining her innerds.

    she absolutely hated anal and for the most part refused to do it but one of the times after she gave in she noticed that afterwards her constipation was relieved. the fun part was she actually came to me to fuck her in the ass when she went too long without a natural purging of her plumbing. she needed my pipe cleaner to do a good pound and pump
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  14. A penis plunger.
  15. Originally posted by infinityshock ive had several positive user reports that after ive finished sodomizing them and blowing a reasonably sized load into the depths of their digestive tract their general digestive flow rate is improved

    fun fact: i had one ex who was like 4'11" and after a pregnancy her lower digestive tract was pretty much fucked up. she'd get frequent constipation from the kid ruining her innerds.

    she absolutely hated anal and for the most part refused to do it but one of the times after she gave in she noticed that afterwards her constipation was relieved. the fun part was she actually came to me to fuck her in the ass when she went too long without a natural purging of her plumbing. she needed my pipe cleaner to do a good pound and pump

    to be degraded into a mere cleaning utility
  16. CandyRein Black Hole
    Last hour ..last rounds…I excite!! …. to be off and start my Saturday night ❤️
  17. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny to be degraded into a mere cleaning utility

    ill role play whatever it takes to get orifice access
  18. Originally posted by infinityshock ill role play whatever it takes to get orifice access

    how about becoming a cleaning product
  19. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny how about becoming a cleaning product

    its a date

    now grab your ankles and squeal nice and sexy for your back door douching...
  20. Originally posted by infinityshock its a date

    now grab your ankles and squeal nice and sexy for your back door douching…

    no thanks.

    i checked, my plumbing is clean and deposit-free.
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