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  1. #21
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by cryptographiccontrarian plus im fucking tired of hearing you little bitches cry about everything

    are you alright bbygirl u been in a bad mood the last couple of days whats wrong
  2. #22
    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock Sounds more like you've been crying entirely too much

    Go find a box of tissues, some preparation-h, and a semi truck full of midol

    my box of tissues is your face after i hog tie you on my concrete bathroom floor and leave you bleeding there naked in the cold for 12 hours after cutting LOL into your skin 100 times with a box cutter then i slam a huge shot of meth and jerk off for 5-6 hours after 2 weeks of abstinence and bust a nut so fucking caustic and toxic it leaves chemical burns on your lips
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  3. #23
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by cryptographiccontrarian my box of tissues is your face after i hog tie you on my concrete bathroom floor and leave you bleeding there naked in the cold for 12 hours after cutting LOL into your skin 100 times with a box cutter then i slam a huge shot of meth and jerk off for 5-6 hours after 2 weeks of abstinence and bust a nut so fucking caustic and toxic it leaves chemical burns on your lips

    Sounds like a hot date. How long is it going to take you to get dressed and do your makeup? I'll be right over
  4. #24
    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    crying tears of joy from that sweet nut im going to bust on your face

    can you imagine the trails of 2nd degree burns and hives welling up on your face after, sticking around for a few weeks after in the ABSOLUTELY UNMISTAKABLE pattern of cum dripping off your nose, lips, eyes, down the side of your face and neck, lmao that shit is going to be fucking hilarious bro imagine like what the fuck is the grocery store clerk going to think of you when they see that etc
  5. #25
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by cryptographiccontrarian crying tears of joy from that sweet nut im going to bust on your face

    can you imagine the trails of 2nd degree burns and hives welling up on your face after, sticking around for a few weeks after in the ABSOLUTELY UNMISTAKABLE pattern of cum dripping off your nose, lips, eyes, down the side of your face and neck, lmao that shit is going to be fucking hilarious bro imagine like what the fuck is the grocery store clerk going to think of you when they see that etc

    Hurry up and do your hair and makeup...enough with the foreplay and let's get on with it already...
  6. #26
    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock Hurry up and do your hair and makeup…enough with the foreplay and let's get on with it already…

    good bring some cherryade and solvents
  7. #27
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by cryptographiccontrarian good bring some cherryade and solvents

    The only thing I'm bringing is my erection. If you want to clean yourself after I'm done with you...call a maid service. And you're not getting any lube...pray your torn orifices provide enough lubrication
  8. #28
    Originally posted by Meikai cucumber and tomato salad is a fruit salad 🤭

    NO
  9. #29
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    there is only 1 h this isn't the 4H club where you can just throw h's around like the 5H club
  10. #30
    I’m sorry hwhat did you say
  11. #31
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    haitch what
  12. #32
    Garret you are a wet fart.
  13. #33
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by frala Garret you are a wet fart.

    Do tell more about your experiences with rectal dysfunction disorder...
  14. #34
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by frala Garret you are a wet fart.

    A pleasant surprise. Yes, I know. 😂 😂 😂 😂
  15. #35
    Since when has anybody ever farted and realized it wasn’t just a fart and been like oh wow…wow you know what yeah that really just made my day how exciting…I’m pleasantly surprised right now. I’m gonna sit here and enjoy this moment.

    Originally posted by infinityshock Do tell more about your experiences with rectal dysfunction disorder…

    In your dreams pal
  16. #36
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by cryptographiccontrarian my box of tissues is your face after i hog tie you on my concrete bathroom floor and leave you bleeding there naked in the cold for 12 hours after cutting LOL into your skin 100 times with a box cutter then i slam a huge shot of meth and jerk off for 5-6 hours after 2 weeks of abstinence and bust a nut so fucking caustic and toxic it leaves chemical burns on your lips

    Originally posted by cryptographiccontrarian crying tears of joy from that sweet nut im going to bust on your face

    can you imagine the trails of 2nd degree burns and hives welling up on your face after, sticking around for a few weeks after in the ABSOLUTELY UNMISTAKABLE pattern of cum dripping off your nose, lips, eyes, down the side of your face and neck, lmao that shit is going to be fucking hilarious bro imagine like what the fuck is the grocery store clerk going to think of you when they see that etc

    Originally posted by infinityshock Hurry up and do your hair and makeup…enough with the foreplay and let's get on with it already…

    Originally posted by infinityshock The only thing I'm bringing is my erection. If you want to clean yourself after I'm done with you…call a maid service. And you're not getting any lube…pray your torn orifices provide enough lubrication

    I literally take estrogen and get fucked in the ass on a regular basis, and I have never in my life seen a more homoerotic display than this. Boys. Boys. Get a fucking room.
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  17. #37
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by frala Since when has anybody ever farted and realized it wasn’t just a fart and been like oh wow…wow you know what yeah that really just made my day how exciting…I’m pleasantly surprised right now. I’m gonna sit here and enjoy this moment.



    In your dreams pal

    There's no reason you can't tell the class about your dysfunctional dooper...it's not like everyone doesn't already know
  18. #38
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Meikai I literally take estrogen and get fucked in the ass on a regular basis, and I have never in my life seen a more homoerotic display than this. Boys. Boys. Get a fucking room.

    Don't be jealous...you can have him when I'm finished with him.

    What's left...
  19. #39
    Motherphukkers in this thread GONNA PISS ME THE H. OFF, TODAY
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  20. #40
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Petition to change infinityshock's usertitle to "Aggressively Homoerotic".
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