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  1. #61
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I guess in Canada and the like they call it a "Record of employment" because a "Record of unemployment" would be too upsetting for them woke folk

    "I'm not a fat girl, I'm thicc"!

    it would also be pointless and retarded
  2. #62
    The basic Canadian military is like joining a marching band just do it dude.
  3. #63
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson ??
    You think records are only kept on resumes?



    This is why you are unemployed, unemployable and never leave the sofa…you're absolutely worthless as a human being. Again ANY notation of ANY REPORT…is a record….if your EMPLOYMENT REPORT/RECORD has an entry for the date of your initial claim for unemployment..THEN THAT'S AN UNEMPLOYMENT RECORD..that one individual line is A RECORD.

    Wow…no wonder you can't even hold down a job pushing a broom around a warehouse.

    Wow you really ripped Frankie's ass, Keenan!

    Now go Calm down and put you're head on you're little pillow
  4. #64
    Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra I would've said no way you're making it in 5 years or so ago, now maybe your methcrafting will make you a good sapper or trench digger or something

    Worked for other nazi fux. Pervatine. 3 days right through poland
  5. #65
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    it would be good for combat up to a point.
  6. #66
    Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Wow you really ripped Frankie's ass, Keenan!

    Now go Calm down and put you're head on you're little pillow

    It’s becoming painfully obvious now, you might want to try toning it down just a bit gak boi.

    ;-)
  7. #67
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Haxxor Scrons ROE is simply a blank page you actually had to have been employed to collect unemployment.

    He was collecting unemployment when he moved here, the big corporation he worked for went out of business and he had enuff qualifying hours. EI is legit, my disability money pales in comparison to what he was getting.

    But then I guess I don't have to work at all, and you can't put a price on freedom.
  8. #68
    Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Meikai He was collecting unemployment when he moved here, the big corporation he worked for went out of business and he had enuff qualifying hours. EI is legit, my disability money pales in comparison to what he was getting.

    But then I guess I don't have to work at all, and you can't put a price on freedom.

    Wait, Disability? did you get ink poisoning when you lost that sharpy pen up your hoo haw or is it Scron's ink that made you sick? asking for SWIM
  9. #69
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Chios Honey Wait, Disability? did you get ink poisoning when you lost that sharpy pen up your hoo haw or is it Scron's ink that made you sick? asking for SWIM

    Oooo OOOoooo I AM MENTALLY ILL LOOK AT ME IM MENTALLY ILL

    Being prone to magical thinking is a gateway to some pretty magical outcomes, like getting money for nothing. I think officially I have "intermittent psychotic disorder". I dunno. You tell a couple shrinks about the times you talked to God through ambient sounds in your environment and they look at you like you're crazy or something.
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  10. #70
    Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Meikai Oooo OOOoooo I AM MENTALLY ILL LOOK AT ME IM MENTALLY ILL

    Being prone to magical thinking is a gateway to some pretty magical outcomes, like getting money for nothing. I think officially I have "intermittent psychotic disorder". I dunno. You tell a couple shrinks about the times you talked to God through ambient sounds in your environment and they look at you like you're crazy or something.

    Happens to me. not God. them. Demons. I hear voices in running water but like really loud whispers. and tires rolling on the highway sounds like a fucking radio station at night.

    and I can't control my moods.

    But I don't get Social Security for this. its getting hard for me though. I'm not real old but I'm old for my father's side genetics which the last 4 generation died in their 50s. I'm almost 58.

    You're a kid. you're barely 30s? you got another 30 years before trying to collect an SSDI (Canadian version)
  11. #71
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    ching chong
  12. #72
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    Originally posted by Haxxor It’s becoming painfully obvious now, you might want to try toning it down just a bit gak boi.

    ;-)

    the hwhat
  13. #73
    Originally posted by Chios Honey Happens to me. not God. them. Demons. I hear voices in running water but like really loud whispers. and tires rolling on the highway sounds like a fucking radio station at night.

    and I can't control my moods.

    But I don't get Social Security for this. its getting hard for me though. I'm not real old but I'm old for my father's side genetics which the last 4 generation died in their 50s. I'm almost 58.

    You're a kid. you're barely 30s? you got another 30 years before trying to collect an SSDI (Canadian version)

    Sounds like you actually do have schizophrenia. Have you ever tried to seek a diagnosis? I’m pretty sure you would qualify for disability.
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  14. #74
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    Originally posted by Fox Sounds like you actually do have schizophrenia. Have you ever tried to seek a diagnosis? I’m pretty sure you would qualify for disability.

    hes also a retard and a low IQ moron that should suicide

    Originally posted by Chios Honey Fucking you are on another 20 year contratced website by the CIA

    Your Admin and Lover is a GLOW-SPEC

    GET THE FUCK OUT, NIGAhhhhs



    Originally posted by totse2118 shut the fuck up faggot
  15. #75
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Wow you really ripped Frankie's ass, Keenan!

    Now go Calm down and put you're head on you're little pillow

    I did, it's a new day and a new ass to rip!
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  16. #76
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    I have not discovered any over negative things about this idea. Except that all the bases are in bumfuck nowhere and I would probably have to move which I am NOT down for
  17. #77
    jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by totse2118 I have not discovered any over negative things about this idea. Except that all the bases are in bumfuck nowhere and I would probably have to move which I am NOT down for

    Yeah in the military you going to be moving around, lot of bases in shitty places.
  18. #78
    Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    Imagine joining the military and sarge is like "alright kiddo, you're going to Somalia to fight Al-Qaeda."
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  19. #79
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Bradley i heard they make weapons now that make men gay, you'd be perfect for operating it since even if you get hit by blowback, your faggot ass loves blowback.

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  20. #80
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs Imagine joining the military and sarge is like "alright kiddo, you're going to Somalia to fight Al-Qaeda."

    I thought he was about to rape me with that banana, phew
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