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Coming out of retirement

  1. Bradley Florida Man
    eh well see, i feel like for some reason at 30 i've made it far along that I'll probably now see 80. Most people living lifestyles I lead die between 12-25 ish, at 30 years old and looking like an old man, i'm a lot better off then I was young dumb and full of cum, now i'm just kinda middle age and there's no reason to shoot me.
  2. Bradley Florida Man
    Giving up hard drugs everyday, and only using small amounts here and there, will add a long time to my natural life as well.

    I plan to quit drinking for another couple years one of these days, kinda nervous too, but i Gotta and I know it. So I figure i'll be alright.

    Lol @ 60 year old men telling 30 year old men they will out live them, keep hoping grandpa.
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  3. Originally posted by Bradley eh well see, i feel like for some reason at 30 i've made it far along that I'll probably now see 80.

    Bill Krozby was in his early 30s...

    ETA: and had a job/his own place.
  4. Bradley Florida Man
    ya he also had skitzophrenia and would use 3.5grams of meth in a weekend while drinking and talking about his (living) dead daughter over and over again, he did too much meth and stabbed himself.

    Not very similar to myself, bud.
  5. Originally posted by Bradley ya he also had skitzophrenia and would use 3.5grams of meth in a weekend while drinking and talking about his (living) dead daughter over and over again, he did too much meth and stabbed himself.

    Not very similar to myself, bud.



    ...wait was this a serious post?
  6. Bradley Florida Man
    Pretty sure not sleeping for a day and coming up with delusional fantasies about dogs and Austin Police Department searching for child porn, causing him to barricade himself ina room and stab himself/bleed out isn't in the cards for my future.
  7. Fakes identity to get a gas station job
    Lives with a pedophile
    Hangs out with undesirables
    is over 30...and still behaving like he's 18...

    etc
  8. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson

    …wait was this a serious post?

    Yeah it's the truth.
  9. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Fakes identity to get a gas station job
    Lives with a pedophile
    Hangs out with undesirables
    is over 30…and still behaving like he's 18…

    etc

    Yep. Sure am.
  10. Originally posted by Bradley Yeah it's the truth.

    ..is delusional
  11. Originally posted by Bradley put me in your will bro, aint nobody gonna love you like your son bradders love you (if you leave me a house and a nice vehicle, and maybe like idk some cash be real cool, I think we're the same size clothing so I'll take that too if it's cool, not like your ex wife needs your clothing, money, house or car, fuck it leave it to me)

    "i hereby bequeath all my dildos, fleshlights and a multitude of other sex related paraphernalia to my homosexual son breadly"
  12. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Bradders is gonna be dead before either I, speedy or spectral.

    I've told many if the departed young dipshits here the same thing over the years. Where are they now? Gone, all gone.


    Anyhow back on topic. Here's a sample of half the menu, I can't be assed to edit the other pages for security.

  13. Originally posted by Speedy Parker …for security.

    I already know the name and location of your restaurant.
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I already know the name and location of your restaurant.

    4.5 stars from 1.3k reviews?
  15. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    oh my fuck those prices tho
  16. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by RIPtotse oh my fuck those prices tho

    That's normal prices for that sort of place where I live
  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I see the previous owner offering one star review people 50 dollar gift cards. That makes me want to just leave one star reviews on every restaurant in my town and try to get a bunch of free food from the owners trying to 'make it right.'
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  18. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I already know the name and location of your restaurant.

    Then post it with my permission.
  19. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by RIPtotse oh my fuck those prices tho

    Keeps out the riff raff.
  20. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Then post it with my permission.

    That would be free advertising.
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