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  1. #21
    I had a dream that I went to this bar and there was a very long wheelchair ramp and speedy parjer was like GOD DAMN DEMOCRATS MAKE ME PUT IN FUCKING RAMP MAZE JUST TO GET IN THE DOOR

    Originally posted by Pete Green The more money you make the more the City wants to find a way to tax you. like a Dance Tax or some stupid shit.

    THATS WHY YOU GET A CHURCH MOVED INTO YOUR BASEMENT
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  2. #22
    blob6106 Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Go shit in one of your threads retard

    I'll shit in your establishment and not flush and crop dust on the way in and out
  3. #23
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by blob6106 I'll shit in your establishment and not flush and crop dust on the way in and out

    You can't afford the gas to get there baldy
  4. #24
    WellHung Black Hole
    Congratulations, Speedy. Kingman, Arizona is the place to be, baby. Plenty of Navajo sandstone around.
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  5. #25
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    I've heard hospitality is an awful business. It's very competitive, meaning you have to watch your costs. You can't pay staff enough to keep them interested, so absenteeism and turnover is a constant issue. Dealing with employees in general is a nightmare, and you quickly learn how crazy the average person is.

    Your customers are entitled and always want everything to be perfect. You have to be on top of your game every single day. One slip up and they start complaining. You don't get to have a day where you say "I'm hung over this morning, I'll just do a shitty job today and catch up tomorrow". Customers don't make appointments and don't tell you what they want ahead of time. You can't plan out how much food you need precisely. Customers turn up and want whatever their whims dictate. And if you don't have it they start complaining and looking for stuff for free.

    You can't just decide to take a weeks holiday without having someone you trust to cover for you. It's like a ball and chain. You will never be able to completely relax.

    I'll definitely visit you and laugh at you, I'll be sucking down bud lights and chicken wings and acting like a jackass while I'm watching you fussing about inventory levels and staff who won't come in that day.

    I'll be your typical customer. I'll park crooked like a jackass in the parking lot, taking up 2 or 3 spaces. I'll come in with dirty boots and sit somewhere I shouldn't. I'll order, then 5 minutes later I'll change my mind and demand something else. I'll be loud and profane. I'll complain the food is too cold. Then when you heat it up, I'll complain that it's too hot. I'll insist on talking to your pretty little waitress for hours on end. I'll scratch myself inappropriately. I'll spill food all over the place, including on myself. I'll get drunk. I'll complain about other customers. I'll steal your cutlery. I'll leave a holocaust in the bathroom. I'll leave without tipping. I'll stand outside, smoking. I'll scratch someone else's car in the parking lot.

    You will see a lot of customers like me.
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  6. #26
    I plan to become a regular at this establishment, im scouting the area
  7. #27
    Originally posted by ⋅⋆*$Pβ‚³C3β˜†πŸκ’°-β– ^β– κ’±vπŸ‘πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈβ«·α”•πŸŒŸα”•β«Έβš‘5H33Pβ‹†Β°βœ©πŸͺ I plan to become a regular at this establishment, im scouting the area

    Probably need to check if Greyhound go there first.
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  8. #28
    Bradley Black Hole
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker After 10 years if being retired (yes I retired at 51) I've decided to do something. I'm buying a successful popular bar and grill in Kingman Arizona.

    The asking price is $650,000. The owner is financing. I'm coming with $200,000 down and he is going to carry $450,000 for 15 years with a nallon payment option after 10 years and no penalty fir early payoff.

    It has a class 12 liquor license which men's the sales must be a minimum of 40% food. Currently it's averages 57% food and 43% liquor with a total gross sales average of about $250,000 per month. My payments will be about $3500 per month.

    I'm getting a turn key operations complete with staff, management, stock, loyal customer base which all know and like me, 5 acres of property with ample parking, and all recipes. I do have to sign an NDA on his Jack Daniels beans.

    Anyhow this is all set to close on or before September 1st. Once I have they keys I'll let you know where it is and what it's called. That way the internet tuff guyz can vist anytime they wish.

    Is this the same place where you were jacking off to Donald Trump youtube videos and had to beat up Hilary Clinton's son with your cane? You remember that?



    Pretty sure they don't like you, bro.
  9. #29
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Probably need to check if Greyhound go there first.

    Lol nice dig, Daddy-O.
  10. #30
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker He's paying an average of 7 k a month just in liquor sales tax at a 5.68% rate. That's in the neighborhood of 135k just in booze. Which of course has a higher profit margin than food. I did look at his food cost and most dishes are in the 30Ωͺ range.

    I'm like... really dumb.
  11. #31
    Originally posted by β €β €β €β €β €β € Canerz Corner

    The Americane Dream

    Mondo Cane

    KilCaney
  12. #32
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Meikai I'm like… really dumb.

    No disagreement but what makes you say so?
  13. #33
    Originally posted by Meikai I'm like… really dumb.

    Yeah, that's just not true. Quite the opposite.
  14. #34
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny The Americane Dream

    Mondo Cane

    KilCaney

    Caner's Cove
  15. #35
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
  16. #36
    Canes 'R' Us Bed Breakfast and Beating
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  17. #37
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Probably need to check if Greyhound go there first.

    Im pretty sure they closed operations here since covid. It doesnt go anywhere. I was planning on becoming a railway πŸš‚πŸšƒ or if I ever move to USA , the Biden Bullet Train πŸš† πŸš…
    πŸšƒ
  18. #38
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Probably need to check if Greyhound go there first.

    There is a bus stop on Route 66 outside of town at the habeeb truck stop. It's only about 15 minutes by cab from there.
  19. #39
    Originally posted by WellHung Lol nice dig, Daddy-O.

    You're kicked out of the bleatnivks, you gotta win a fight against me at THE ⚑ THUNDER DOME 😠 aka speedy Parker's Special K - Bar & QTβ„’gril
    3. `=[|☒☒☒>`

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker There is a bus stop on Route 66 outside of town at the habeeb truck stop. It's only about 15 minutes by cab from there.

    Oh shit 66 I wonder if theres a demonic or Indian magic nearby . 666
    I might come through a dimensional gate 😎 I'll visit Sophie's 🍻 🍺 bar in hell on the way
  20. #40
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by β €β €β €β €β €β € Canes 'R' Us Bed Breakfast and Beating

    If you're nice maybe I'll let your shitty band play for bike day some day.
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