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  1. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Lol I saw your pics on zoklet and you looked like fat death with no shoulders or hair way back then.

    Yeah, that's when he was a warlock.
  2. Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Lol I saw your pics on zoklet and you looked like fat death with no shoulders or hair way back then.

    I never posted one photo of me on Zoklet. I was the blue tortuous. aka tortugaazul

    I think you think I have 0 shoulders because of this photo. It's a FX filter
    it was like a warped fisheye lens or punch FX




    I dont look like this^.


    this is me. I have very broad muscular shoulders. or did. I dont do Pull-ups anymore and they're a bit undeveloped However;. and my should slope forward and I have a little bit of Scoliosis. a few of my family members have it really bad. I dont' have it as nearly bad as them but I have a wide V shape frame.


  3. Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Yeah, that's when he was a warlock.

    Was it a video of me doing a cold-read on camera in acting class? everyone was like "What the fuck is up with your shoulders". it was me trying to scratch my back and everyone was laughing.
  4. Pete Green African Astronaut
    Here they look narrow because they slope forward. I always have to roll them back. it's caused by scoliosis I guess. but when I straighten them out with proper posture I have very broad shoulders. this was taken on west 72nd across from the Dakota Building. I was SHTOOOPING

  5. Bradley would fuck it
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  6. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Pete Green Here they look narrow because they slope forward. I always have to roll them back. it's caused by scoliosis I guess. but when I straighten them out with proper posture I have very broad shoulders. this was taken on west 72nd across from the Dakota Building. I was SHTOOOPING


    That is at least 10 years ago and look at the hairline then. Broad shoulders to pour of one's neck like warm playdough.
  7. I think his ears have become more pointed with age.
  8. Pete Green African Astronaut
    My feelings aren't the slightest bit hurt. its nice growing older. You really dont give a fuck about vanity over your health.

    LOSERS!
  9. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Pete Green My feelings aren't the slightest bit hurt. its nice growing older. You really dont give a fuck about vanity over your health.

    LOSERS!

    Oh your feelings are hurt...
  10. Bradley Florida Man
    how much bar food will speedy parker eat at his establishment int he first six months? How will this affect his already decrepit body? Will he succumb to rapid weight gain, heart disease, losing the rest of his nose in a Donald Trump motivated political attack? We will see.
  11. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Pete Green My feelings aren't the slightest bit hurt. its nice growing older. You really dont give a fuck about vanity over your health.

    LOSERS!

    speedy parker is way more successful than you. You will end up doing deliveries for 4$ a run for his business and be happy to have the work, lol. Bro there's tiers of success and you're kinda at the first on the ladder in my opinion.
  12. Where would you be on that ladder Bradders?
  13. Bradley Florida Man
    right below you so when you die in five months I can go one ring higher and be where you're at.
  14. Bradley Florida Man
    put me in your will bro, aint nobody gonna love you like your son bradders love you (if you leave me a house and a nice vehicle, and maybe like idk some cash be real cool, I think we're the same size clothing so I'll take that too if it's cool, not like your ex wife needs your clothing, money, house or car, fuck it leave it to me)
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  15. Originally posted by Bradley right below you so when you die in five months I can go one ring higher and be where you're at.

    I remember Bill Krozby saying soemthing similar
  16. In all seriousness though I'm not on the ladder...this is more my style.

  17. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley how much bar food will speedy parker eat at his establishment int he first six months? How will this affect his already decrepit body? Will he succumb to rapid weight gain, heart disease, losing the rest of his nose in a Donald Trump motivated political attack? We will see.

    I had a Cobb salad from the menu yesterday. It's not bar food you simp.

    And Trump had nothing to do with my nose. That was club related.
  18. Originally posted by Bradley put me in your will bro, aint nobody gonna love you like your son bradders love you (if you leave me a house and a nice vehicle, and maybe like idk some cash be real cool, I think we're the same size clothing so I'll take that too if it's cool, not like your ex wife needs your clothing, money, house or car, fuck it leave it to me)

    Round things up and take the wife, too.
  19. Originally posted by Speedy Parker I had a Cobb salad from the menu yesterday…

    Please do not eat the inventory.
  20. Bradders is gonna be dead before either I, speedy or spectral.
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