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  1. Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Keep your effeminate chaos out of this thread pauliwog

    Im sorry that triggered you enough to respond. how will you deal with the stress of 'Dine and Runners' when it happens?

    800 dollar bill running out the door
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    how do walmart executives deal with the STRESS of having thousands of dollars stolen from them every day?

    They don't care. It's just part of the process. Plus dining and dashing isn't nearly as common as one might think. Plus for big orders where they're getting multiple drinks I'm sure they generally have to run their card first so they'll have the people's info. Then you got, you know, CCTV and such. I don't think dine and dashing is what makes or breaks any establishment ever lol.
  3. Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ how do walmart executives deal with the STRESS of having thousands of dollars stolen from them every day?

    They don't care. It's just part of the process. Plus dining and dashing isn't nearly as common as one might think. Plus for big orders where they're getting multiple drinks I'm sure they generally have to run their card first so they'll have the people's info. Then you got, you know, CCTV and such. I don't think dine and dashing is what makes or breaks any establishment ever lol.

    its much bigger outside of ND, My little Norwegian fren

    very common in the western states. even in Arizona.
  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Pete Green its much bigger outside of ND, My little Norwegian fren

    very common in the western states. even in Arizona.

    define VERY COMMON lol. how would you know this? Of course it happens but I don't think it's any type of stressful alarming rate and if it were I'm sure it would be easy to change a restaurant's policy to require a card upfront if its such a revenue draining issue for them
  5. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Pete Green

    I'm not running a business in Comiefornia where the prosecutors work for Soros. So stop derailing out of jealous rage you fat bald lonely simp.
  6. Their insurance pays the losses, and then they double the sticker prices to recoup the losses again. They never lose a cent. Plus, they get billion-dollar corporate welfare handouts regularly in exchange for towing the political narratives of the day. It's a win-win situation for them.
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Their insurance pays the losses, and then they double the sticker prices to recoup the losses again. They never lose a cent. Plus, they get billion-dollar corporate welfare handouts regularly in exchange for towing the political narratives of the day. It's a win-win situation for them.

    What insurance company repays walmart for their theft losses?
  8. Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ define VERY COMMON lol. how would you know this? Besides you stop talking about my sugar-dadda, Speedy Parker like thjat you crass 0ld bastard. or I will scrathch yoothe

    Hey hey hey. Calm Down Mrs Speedy Parker
  9. Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I'm not running a business in Comiefornia where the prosecutors work for Soros. So stop derailing out of jealous rage you fat bald lonely simp.

    non-sequitur. what what what?
  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    YUCKY. can't even have a normal conversation with you. Bye bye.
  11. Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ YUCKY. can't even have a normal conversation with you. Bye bye.

    did you grow a fucking vagina in the past year?

    OK who stole wrens account
  12. Originally posted by mmQ What insurance company repays walmart for their theft losses?

    Any insurance company which offers special rider insurance. All the big retailers like Walmart have it.

    https://www.investopedia.com/terms/r/rider.asp
  13. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Pete Green did you grow a fucking vagina in the past year?

    OK who stole wrens account

    Wren has been dealing with people like you his entire life, Peedy. He is sick and tired of it, by now.
  14. Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung Wren has been dealing with people like you his entire life, Peedy. He is sick and tired of it, by now.

    Oh my gosh. My whole world is shook. suddenly I give a fuck
  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Any insurance company which offers special rider insurance. All the big retailers like Walmart have it.

    https://www.investopedia.com/terms/r/rider.asp

    Hmm. From what I see it looks like they're self-insured or just 'eat their losses.' People tend to say a few different things though. I can't find much on them actually having an insurance company that would pay them billions of dollars a year in theft loss.
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  16. Pete Green African Astronaut
    this riders insurance is a pyramid scheme because few people will make claims and take most lost. it isn't until they're robbed more than once (like the entire days count-drops and all) that rider insurance is contacted. the kitty grows. it's like gambling and claiming just at the right time. if you get a bad year with lots of claims, the pot because smaller and acceptable payouts get smaller.

    I worked a few years at farmers. "riders" is apart of the "gap" insurance coverage
  17. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Pete Green Oh my gosh. My whole world is shook. suddenly I give a fuck

    You don't give a fuck because you can't afford one.
  18. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by mmQ I can't find much on them actually having an insurance company that would pay them billions of dollars a year in theft loss.

    Yeah, I'm not saying this doesn't happen, but uhh... like... that doesn't seem like an issue where insurance is the applicable solution. I'm an idiot and pondering this has really revealed some gaps in my reasoning. I think I maybe don't really "get" insurance generally. But like... in this case especially. Walmart knows roughly how much stock is going to be stolen in a given year, and the insurance company's actuaries know the same, so how does this work? Are the insurance companies gambling that their actuaries have better forecasting abilities than Walmart's accountants/inventory management guys? Like... they're engaging in some kind of weird 'uncertainty arbitrage'? That seems like an unholy amount of number crunching for something where the profit margins would necessarily be miniscule (because the amount of money to be made insuring their inventory is constrained by the size of the gap in ability between actuaries at Walmart and the insurer, and both have the resources to ensure they employ only the most talented actuaries).
  19. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Like, life insurance and health insurance make sense: actuaries are superhuman forecasters relative to the average client, so you can be pretty confident you'll turn a profit on any given policy. People have no idea how likely they are to be hospitalized in a given year, but an insurance company will have a fairly robust statistical model for predicting that kind of thing. It's so easy to make money in that scenario that it's practically cheating (assuming you have a large enough base of clients to smooth out the edge case massive pay-outs).

    If we had just as much insight into these matters as insurers (as Walmart more-or-less does), the game would change completely - we'd have gone from ~blindly hedging our bets to being in a position where we know almost exactly how muchwe should pay for a policy, and the insurance company knows almost exactly how much they need to charge to guarantee x profit. And that amount is going to be higher, by necessity, than what I know I should pay. So we're going to have to meet somewhere in the middle, and at the end of the day it's going to come down to pure luck (and/or the aforementioned miniscule gap in forecasting ability) whether or not it turns out to be a good investment for me or the insurer.

    It goes from being a stable business model to gambling when the clients have their own actuaries, no? I don't understand.
  20. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    That's the same thing casinos do
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