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  1. Kafka sweaty
    My sister wants to come to the beach w me and Jade, and I'm acc glad because it could make it less awkward if she still likes me.
  2. MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Draining my balls directly into my new girlfriend
  3. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by Kafka My sister wants to come to the beach w me and Jade, and I'm acc glad because it could make it less awkward if she still likes me.

    and even more awkward when you kill jade at the beach
  4. Kafka sweaty
    I'm acc angry af because of my sister. She said I should phone my GP saying I'm going to kill someone or myself. Like really encouraged me out of the blue. I told her that's how you get sectioned and she said that wouldn't happen. I tried to tell her about something that was affecting my mental health and she said she wouldn't take me seriously, that I was away with the fairies.

    Good to know I have no family. No parents and my sister is an enemy.
  5. Kafka sweaty
    I think I'd get married just so she never becomes my next of kin.
  6. Kafka sweaty
    I'm having flashbacks of my mum sounding like a gremlin saying "nobody listens to you. Nobody cares" repeatedly. It was like she knew it was abuse and wanted to damage me.
  7. Kafka sweaty
    I think my sister wants me sectioned so she can have the house, that's the only way she can get it.
  8. Kafka sweaty
    My life never stops being a movie
  9. Kafka sweaty
    Okay so I can choose anyone to be my next of kin, I'm going to do this. https://www.rochelegal.co.uk/news/what-rights-does-your-next-of-kin-have/
  10. Kafka sweaty
    This is such a relief I thought only a spouse could override a family member as next of kin. I've chosen someone and am going to straight to the solicitors if they agree. I chose a Gen Z empath that sees me as a genius and is interested in social justice to an annoying extent.
  11. CandyRein Black Hole
    Relaxed
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  12. Originally posted by Meikai Me too, in limited capacity.

    to spit or not to spit
  13. Originally posted by CandyRein Relaxed

    because you are with white
  14. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Kafka This is such a relief I thought only a spouse could override a family member as next of kin. I've chosen someone and am going to straight to the solicitors if they agree. I chose a Gen Z empath that sees me as a genius and is interested in social justice to an annoying extent.

    I hope your next of kin stabs you in your sleep
  15. WellHung Black Hole
    Fillabon
  16. WellHung Black Hole
    Correnthis
  17. Kafka sweaty
    I'm overwhelmed and nervous about meeting Jade because she wants to get drunk and stoned on the pitch black beach in this little hut people probably have sex in in the middle of the night and she may still like me or try something. Ik it will be at least a half hour walk from civilisation.

  18. Kafka sweaty
    I think my sister showing up may be guardian angel intervention tbh. Jade seems like she just wants us to be alone. But now my sister knows her name so if anything happens to me.
  19. Kafka sweaty
    I'm convinced I have a guardian angel because there's been so many close calls.
  20. Kafka sweaty
    I feel drunk but am sober
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