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  1. Originally posted by Kafka I almost threw up in the store

    Try to avoid throwing up when you eat a couple of bottles of pills tonight.
  2. MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Who do you think you are, Thoreau Epps?
  3. Kafka sweaty
    I dreamt of dead birds. Think the worst of it has passed but still too warm
  4. Kafka sweaty
    It's only 3pm... Can't deal with this sunlight. I have information overload so I won't feel better until I throw up.
  5. MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    I can tell the future, faggot
  6. Originally posted by MuscleStud69 Mongoloid engineering^

    No it just happens to rhyme

    ↑ dalit cant fathom engineering
  7. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by MuscleStud69 I can tell the future, faggot

    Me too, in limited capacity.
  8. Kafka sweaty
    I rearranged furniture and stuff so it looks like I just moved in. I'm a virgo and freak out when there's nothing left to clean. Wat do
  9. Kafka sweaty
    hate being the only lit one
  10. Kafka sweaty
  11. Kafka sweaty
    I'm a bit confused because Jade was genuinely infatuated w me for two years. Jump to 10 years later and there's signs she still likes me. I can't see that as normal because all the people I was infatuated with, I hate their guts now and there is 0 attraction. Is this normal?
  12. Kafka sweaty
    Like I think, at the beach hut she's either gonna kill your darlings stab me or kiss me when I'm high.
  13. Kafka sweaty
    Alls I know is I look a lot better than I did ten years ago.
  14. Kafka sweaty
    I didn't even use hair conditioner back then.
  15. MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Meikai Me too, in limited capacity.

    Oh yeah? Try to predict what you'll say next.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  16. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by MuscleStud69 Oh yeah? Try to predict what you'll say next.

    I nailed it.
  17. Kafka sweaty
    Why do I never buy food
  18. Kafka sweaty
    Didn't expect to get drunk this fast, consequences of barely eating brekky
  19. Kafka sweaty
    I had the minimum carbs so I wouldn't throw up, then I died on the garden grass for ahilw. That's it plus skittles.
  20. Kafka sweaty
    No one's alive so I might cut out wallpaper to stick in my chest of drawers, or go back to gaming
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