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Poll: Who should get the job?

NISSERS, pick the new Hire

  1. #21
    Originally posted by WellHung Lol ty pappy.. so, when do you need to make the big decision? Who are you leaning towards? I didn't vote because I don't want to influence your decision when I know nothing about the candidates even though you probably were joking when you said that and were being tongue in cheek. I see you as having too much integrity… at least at your job
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    to let fate dictate the new hire. Whoever it is I hope he works out. Companies spend a lot of money training and hiring new employees. The Smart Companies take care of the good employees and keep them happy because in the long run it's more costly to get a new one.

    I'll make the call either this afternoon or monday morning...these are temps so I don't get much information about them either other than that they passed a background check and drug test...hence it's a crapshoot really picking one.

    I'm leaning towards Egbo so far (and have decided if I do pick him his slave name will be Eggo)

    ... though a chick named "Nadia" just applied and my willy said "Hmmm Nadia..."
  2. #22
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Egbo smokes crack and huffs cans of raid.

    Nadia has herpes.

    Adeyemi will satisfy you in ways you never thought possible.
  3. #23
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Egbo is a legendary brawler


  4. #24
    scuffed jim carrey Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Egbo smokes crack and huffs cans of raid.

    That's who you want for $13 an hour someone REAL FROM DA STREETS OF LIFE
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  5. #25
    Done deal. Egbo to begin work here on Tuesday Morning at 7.30am. Thank you for your votes I'm sure Egbo and his 30 kids will appreciate the extra gruel.
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  6. #26
    WellHung Black Hole
    EGBO! EGBO! HELL NO, WE WON'T GO!
  7. #27
    I'll post an evaluation next week of EGGO, as a person and his job performance.
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  8. #28
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Poor Adeyemi

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  9. #29
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Poor Adeyemi


    He may live to work another day...if Eggo doesn't work out he'll be next choice...THEN NADIA.
  10. #30
    I just told the guys Egbo will be starting on Tuesday and feel free to call him Eggo...Edith said "That's racist"...I said what's racist about calling someone a Waffle??
  11. #31
    WellHung Black Hole
    That Feller sure looks like a lovable, teddy bear of a negro... he looks like the type of negro I would even feel comfortable leaving my wallet on the coffee table in front of...
  12. #32
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I just told the guys Egbo will be starting on Tuesday and feel free to call him Eggo…Edith said "That's racist"…I said what's racist about calling someone a Waffle??

    Cuz they took Aunt Jemima off the label?
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  13. #33
    Originally posted by WellHung Cuz they took Aunt Jemima off the label?

    lololol
  14. #34
    scuffed jim carrey Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Done deal. Egbo to begin work here on Tuesday Morning at 7.30am. Thank you for your votes I'm sure Egbo and his 30 kids will appreciate the extra gruel.

    Egdo call him "Edgar" be like with your british voice "Mind if I call ya Edgar mate?" I bet he says yes

    nah im jk idk as a Canada I don't find it offensive to be like "Yo, how do I pronounce your name lol"

    i've had to say that to a few niggas and sometimes I still have no idea. Egbo i feel like the G is silent like its just "Ebo" but you say the b a bit retarded cuz theres a G in front ofit

    I look forward to his adventures and performance metrics.

    Originally posted by WellHung Cuz they took Aunt Jemima off the label?
    fuck a nubian thats a lot of weevils up in aunt jemamas junt
  15. #35
    The good news is I can speak some Nigerian. The Nigerian guys back at compaq taught me some words and phrases...now the spelling here is probably wrong so I'll type it like it sounds along with the translations.

    Che oh feh jeh edja - I like to eat fish
    Che oh feh jeh obo - I like to eat pussy
    Obo lanla - big pussy. (I was told to hold my hand up and make a "U" with my thumb and index finger when saying it as if to represent a large vagina)

    I'll probably save those phrases till I get to know him a little better though.
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  16. #36
    scuffed jim carrey Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The good news is I can speak some Nigerian. The Nigerian guys back at compaq taught me some words and phrases…now the spelling here is probably wrong so I'll type it like it sounds along with the translations.

    Che oh feh jeh edja - I like to eat fish
    Che oh feh jeh obo - I like to eat pussy
    Obo lanla - big pussy. (I saw tought to hold my hand up and make a "U" with my thumb and index finger when saying it as if to represent a large vagina)

    I'll probably save those phrases till I get to know him a little better though.

    I understand pigeon a bit from listening to lots of fela growing up

    DEY WHITE MAN DEY SUFFER GO WASH HER NYASH YA AFRICAN WOMAN PUT DAT NYASH IN DEY WHITE MAN FACE

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood There was that time Fela Kuti ran for president and started criticizing the people in government stealing all de money so they sent troops to his village and burned it all down and shot his mother to make him not run for president and then he wrote an album about it


    Originally posted by Ebele Obasanjo AI dey come from di devil, my friend, you suppose stop to dey use am. ChatGPT na demon wey dem trap inside computer, and di Satanists wey summon am no be good people at all.



    Originally posted by rabbitweed I'm not gonna say Nigeria is some amazing place, but you realise it's over half urbanized now, right?

  17. #37
    I remember that last post...I think I responded with something like "yes, built by the white man"
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  18. #38
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The good news is I can speak some Nigerian. The Nigerian guys back at compaq taught me some words and phrases…now the spelling here is probably wrong so I'll type it like it sounds along with the translations.

    Che oh feh jeh edja - I like to eat fish
    Che oh feh jeh obo - I like to eat pussy
    Obo lanla - big pussy. (I was told to hold my hand up and make a "U" with my thumb and index finger when saying it as if to represent a large vagina)

    I'll probably save those phrases till I get to know him a little better though.

    That seems to be a prudent move, Dad. Unfortunately, human skin just ain't as thick as it used to be. Ohh how we miss the good ole days... when the middle-aged, well-heeled Caucasian male controlled everything at all times.
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  19. #39
    scuffed jim carrey Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by WellHung Ohh how we miss the good ole days… when the middle-aged, well-heeled Caucasian male controlled everything at all times.

    whites run everything wut do you mean unless you mean how your shit hole country is being replaced by China
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  20. #40
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    I was partially responsible for a black getting hired at my place. It's an internship, and my boss is the typical right wing neoliberal diversity sort, and was keen on her, and I told her she was perfect. I meant it as revenge, since I knew she would be a poor performer but I assumed I would be gone by the time she started. Looking at her sleeping in a staff meeting the other day I realised I was only half right.
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