Dying pigeon

1. 2023-03-28 at 4:11 PM UTC

   #61
   

   jerryb African Astronaut

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny just rats ?

   
   No about anything, but rats was his favorite and then snakes.
2. 2023-03-28 at 4:22 PM UTC

   #62
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by jerryb No about anything, but rats was his favorite and then snakes.

   
   so anything that moves that will fit in its jaw.
3. 2023-03-28 at 4:25 PM UTC

   #63
   

   Ember McLain Houston
   I have never seen a rat
   
   
4. 2023-03-28 at 6:22 PM UTC

   #64
   

   Bradley Black Hole

   Originally posted by Kafka I found a pigeon in my garden, a cat was watching it closely and a few seagulls. I kept having to scare the cat away. I didn't see any injuries but it was very slow to move and seemed sick. I picked it up with some rags and have put it in the garage now and made sure no cats or anything can get it, but it's dark in there and I don't want its final moments to be in that dark garage, it's a bird. I don't know what to do with it or who to call.

   
   IF it has a broken wing or cannot fly or has blood that has clotted near the face, it will die unless you provide for its every need for the next 4-5 years till it kills itself because everyone hates you, Kafka. If it's damaged to that point, you need only step on it's head. Have no fear, another pigeon in the next few months or years that it's related to will give birth to him again and that's that. Not a big deal,
5. 2023-03-28 at 6:22 PM UTC

   #65
   

   Bradley Black Hole
   and then you should kill yourself to be with him forever, Irma.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • jerryb, 
   • Haxxor
6. 2023-03-28 at 6:23 PM UTC

   #66
   

   Bradley Black Hole

   Originally posted by Ember McLain I have never seen a rat
   
   

   
   How do geographical advantages solve a rat problem.
7. 2023-03-28 at 7:02 PM UTC

   #67
   

   jerryb African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Bradley and then you should kill yourself to be with him forever, Irma.

   
   lol
8. 2023-03-28 at 7:26 PM UTC

   #68
   

   Ember McLain Houston

   Originally posted by Bradley How do geographical advantages solve a rat problem.

   
   They don't. Our advantage is murder and propaganda
   
   
   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Sudo
9. 2023-03-29 at 6:42 PM UTC

   #69
   Kafka sweaty
   That lone pigeon is out there everyday and I can hear it. It's haunting me.
   
   
10. 2023-03-29 at 6:54 PM UTC

    #70
    

    Bradley Black Hole
    it's probably your dead father wanting you to join him in death
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • jerryb, 
    • Haxxor
11. 2023-03-29 at 7:01 PM UTC

    #71
    

    Big the Cat Houston
    
12. 2023-03-29 at 7:59 PM UTC

    #72
    

    Bradley Black Hole
    Kafka aint going to be around forever folks enjoy her while you can cuz that bitch is not long for life.
13. 2023-03-29 at 8:03 PM UTC

    #73
    

    jerryb African Astronaut
    If that pigeon was pissed it would have dropped a load on her by now. We had dress inspections a couple times a year on the pier and someone always had a seagull crap on them.
14. 2023-03-29 at 8:11 PM UTC

    #74
    

    Haxxor Space Nigga

    Originally posted by jerryb If that pigeon was pissed it would have dropped a load on her by now. We had dress inspections a couple times a year on the pier and someone always had a seagull crap on them.

    
    lol
    
    

    Originally posted by Haxxor It had been homeless for months and stressed about upcoming exams, in addition it was being harassed by twenty pigeons who have crushes on it and wanted to rape it
    death was the only viable option

15. 2023-03-29 at 8:11 PM UTC

    #75
    

    Big the Cat Houston

    Originally posted by Bradley Kafka aint going to be around forever folks enjoy her while you can cuz that bitch is not long for life.

    
    I've warned the neighborhood cats about her already
16. 2023-03-30 at 1:29 PM UTC

    #76
    

    Lion Yung Blood
    loks yum also am loin
17. 2023-03-30 at 2:10 PM UTC

    #77
    

    Haxxor Space Nigga
    **rolls eyes**
18. 2023-03-30 at 2:12 PM UTC

    #78
    

    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    *rolls a joint*
19. 2023-03-30 at 5:32 PM UTC

    #79
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    It's not Christmas and who is that picture of on where kr0z's head should be?
20. 2023-03-30 at 5:36 PM UTC

    #80
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sudo It's not Christmas and who is that picture of on where kr0z's head should be?

    
    It's closer to Christmas than Dec 25th is...Jesus was probably born in the spring as that's when they held the censuses...which was why they were traveling to Bethlehem in the first place...the End of the December thing was just made up to coincide with end of year Pagan festivals.