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Dying pigeon
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2023-03-28 at 4:11 PM UTC
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2023-03-28 at 4:22 PM UTC
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2023-03-28 at 4:25 PM UTC
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2023-03-28 at 6:22 PM UTC
Originally posted by Kafka I found a pigeon in my garden, a cat was watching it closely and a few seagulls. I kept having to scare the cat away. I didn't see any injuries but it was very slow to move and seemed sick. I picked it up with some rags and have put it in the garage now and made sure no cats or anything can get it, but it's dark in there and I don't want its final moments to be in that dark garage, it's a bird. I don't know what to do with it or who to call.
IF it has a broken wing or cannot fly or has blood that has clotted near the face, it will die unless you provide for its every need for the next 4-5 years till it kills itself because everyone hates you, Kafka. If it's damaged to that point, you need only step on it's head. Have no fear, another pigeon in the next few months or years that it's related to will give birth to him again and that's that. Not a big deal, -
2023-03-28 at 6:22 PM UTCand then you should kill yourself to be with him forever, Irma.
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2023-03-28 at 6:23 PM UTC
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2023-03-28 at 7:02 PM UTC
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2023-03-28 at 7:26 PM UTC
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2023-03-29 at 6:42 PM UTC
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2023-03-29 at 6:54 PM UTCit's probably your dead father wanting you to join him in death
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2023-03-29 at 7:01 PM UTC
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2023-03-29 at 7:59 PM UTCKafka aint going to be around forever folks enjoy her while you can cuz that bitch is not long for life.
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2023-03-29 at 8:03 PM UTCIf that pigeon was pissed it would have dropped a load on her by now. We had dress inspections a couple times a year on the pier and someone always had a seagull crap on them.
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2023-03-29 at 8:11 PM UTC
Originally posted by jerryb If that pigeon was pissed it would have dropped a load on her by now. We had dress inspections a couple times a year on the pier and someone always had a seagull crap on them.
lol
Originally posted by Haxxor It had been homeless for months and stressed about upcoming exams, in addition it was being harassed by twenty pigeons who have crushes on it and wanted to rape it
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2023-03-29 at 8:11 PM UTC
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2023-03-30 at 1:29 PM UTCloks yum also am loin
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2023-03-30 at 2:10 PM UTC**rolls eyes**
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2023-03-30 at 2:12 PM UTC*rolls a joint*
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2023-03-30 at 5:32 PM UTCIt's not Christmas and who is that picture of on where kr0z's head should be?
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2023-03-30 at 5:36 PM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo It's not Christmas and who is that picture of on where kr0z's head should be?
It's closer to Christmas than Dec 25th is...Jesus was probably born in the spring as that's when they held the censuses...which was why they were traveling to Bethlehem in the first place...the End of the December thing was just made up to coincide with end of year Pagan festivals.