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Dying pigeon

  1. #61
    jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny just rats ?

    No about anything, but rats was his favorite and then snakes.
  2. #62
    Originally posted by jerryb No about anything, but rats was his favorite and then snakes.

    so anything that moves that will fit in its jaw.
  3. #63
    I have never seen a rat

  4. #64
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Kafka I found a pigeon in my garden, a cat was watching it closely and a few seagulls. I kept having to scare the cat away. I didn't see any injuries but it was very slow to move and seemed sick. I picked it up with some rags and have put it in the garage now and made sure no cats or anything can get it, but it's dark in there and I don't want its final moments to be in that dark garage, it's a bird. I don't know what to do with it or who to call.

    IF it has a broken wing or cannot fly or has blood that has clotted near the face, it will die unless you provide for its every need for the next 4-5 years till it kills itself because everyone hates you, Kafka. If it's damaged to that point, you need only step on it's head. Have no fear, another pigeon in the next few months or years that it's related to will give birth to him again and that's that. Not a big deal,
  5. #65
    Bradley Florida Man
    and then you should kill yourself to be with him forever, Irma.
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  6. #66
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Ember McLain I have never seen a rat


    How do geographical advantages solve a rat problem.
  7. #67
    jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley and then you should kill yourself to be with him forever, Irma.

    lol
  8. #68
    Originally posted by Bradley How do geographical advantages solve a rat problem.

    They don't. Our advantage is murder and propaganda


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  9. #69
    Kafka sweaty
    That lone pigeon is out there everyday and I can hear it. It's haunting me.

  10. #70
    Bradley Florida Man
    it's probably your dead father wanting you to join him in death
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  12. #72
    Bradley Florida Man
    Kafka aint going to be around forever folks enjoy her while you can cuz that bitch is not long for life.
  13. #73
    jerryb African Astronaut
    If that pigeon was pissed it would have dropped a load on her by now. We had dress inspections a couple times a year on the pier and someone always had a seagull crap on them.
  14. #74
    Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by jerryb If that pigeon was pissed it would have dropped a load on her by now. We had dress inspections a couple times a year on the pier and someone always had a seagull crap on them.

    lol

    Originally posted by Haxxor It had been homeless for months and stressed about upcoming exams, in addition it was being harassed by twenty pigeons who have crushes on it and wanted to rape it
    death was the only viable option
  15. #75
    Originally posted by Bradley Kafka aint going to be around forever folks enjoy her while you can cuz that bitch is not long for life.

    I've warned the neighborhood cats about her already
  16. #76
    Lion Yung Blood
    loks yum also am loin
  17. #77
    Haxxor Space Nigga
    **rolls eyes**
  18. #78
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    *rolls a joint*
  19. #79
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    It's not Christmas and who is that picture of on where kr0z's head should be?
  20. #80
    Originally posted by Sudo It's not Christmas and who is that picture of on where kr0z's head should be?

    It's closer to Christmas than Dec 25th is...Jesus was probably born in the spring as that's when they held the censuses...which was why they were traveling to Bethlehem in the first place...the End of the December thing was just made up to coincide with end of year Pagan festivals.
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