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  1. WellHung Black Hole
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    Thirstennis
  3. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson REAL men have motorcycles not mopeds.

    sports moped are motocycle.
  4. Originally posted by mmQ REAAAAALLLLLLL men kill themselves the first chance they become sentient enough to realize life ultimately offers nothing of value regardless of the potential or achieved happiness joy and fulfillments one may experience.

    A real man wouldn't waste his time by living, as it is that very life that is in and of itself the very waste man so often desires to avoid.

    By living, we are wasting time, as all time is a waste. By being dead, we BECOME time itself. All emotions we can and have experienced as humans are deemed utterly meaningless, which they always were ,and always will be.

    A REAL MAN realizes the greatest pleasure and truly the only pleasure of all, is the pleasure of experiencing absolute nothingness, for what we would call, forever and ever.

    A real man wouldn't try to convince anyone of anything, because the real man wouldn't be able to do so, as the real man is dead dead dead.

    That's why all of us… We're fake men. Hai guyz! this fake man is gonna go clean his bathroom now and reward himself with a few ales and tomfoolery.

    real men enjoy peaceful idleness.
  5. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Using a toilet plunger applies more pressure to the clog.

    spoken like a woman.

    real men PULL the plunger to suck things out instead of pushing it in deeper.
  6. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny sports moped are motocycle.

  7. WellHung Black Hole
    Lol my dad got everyone posting about REAL men..i fucking love it. 👍💞
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  8. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny spoken like a woman.

    REAL men PULL the plunger to suck things out instead of pushing it in deeper.
  9. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny real men PULL the plunger

    zip...go ahead Caihong.
  10. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson zip…go ahead Caihong.

    me no gay.

    no no.
  11. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson zip…go ahead Caihong.

    ↑ britishman thinks zipping his pants will expose his penis.

  12. 2 responses to the same quote....chinaman got aroused.
  13. chinaman very productive.
  14. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny me no gay.

    no no.

    It's only gay if you cuddle after.
  15. This thread is now about one-pound dinosaurs.
  16. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ This thread is now about fucking negroes.
  17. CandyRein Black Hole
    Starving ...going to the microwave meow
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny real men enjoy peaceful idleness.

    We agree
  19. In the new system, in the paradise, all the things you now work and strive for will be completely free and just a hand's reach away. There will be a surplus of everything. No more war. No more death. No more pain. No more suffering. The evil ones will be no more, and you will live a life of leisure, pleasure and happiness, forever and ever. But first you have to earn a place there, or you don't get to go.
  20. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny real men enjoy pe…eness.

    Is that really what you think?
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