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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Old age dude, your hair is falling out and blockin dat tub.

    Ha yeah I guess that must be it. It worked perfectly one day and then the next day it was being backed up and weird so you'd think I must have lost a big clump of hair but it all still seems to be there. What's happening to me???!! lol

  2. WellHung Black Hole
    100 percent committed to fucking niggers.
  3. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Keep bread so we carry them toasters
  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    why not carry fryers so you can make mini donuts and more fun stuff out of bread than boring old TOAST
  5. Originally posted by mmQ Ha yeah I guess that must be it. It worked perfectly one day and then the next day it was being backed up and weird so you'd think I must have lost a big clump of hair but it all still seems to be there. What's happening to me???!! lol


    Did you hit 40 yet? Might be nose and ear hair...that shit doesn't exist at age 39 and then day after your 40th BOOOOM...
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Did you hit 40 yet? Might be nose and ear hair…that shit doesn't exist at age 39 and then day after your 40th BOOOOM…

    Still 38 I think. I've had fun little nose hairs for a long time though so it musn't be that. I pluck them often anyway with my fingers when I'm just chillaxing. It makes me sneeze and gives me a fun RUSH.

    Like I said I'm pretty sure it's just Michelle Obama somehow fucking with me.
  7. Originally posted by mmQ Like I said I'm pretty sure it's just Michelle Obama somehow fucking with me.

    Probably, everything went down the drain when those obama's got in...it's still all down there clogging things up. You need to get the power of Orange cleaner down there.
  8. Originally posted by mmQ Wasting your time thinking what THEY want or do not want is fake man stuff, big broom. Real man wouldn't be alive to give a fuck either way.

    I'm almost done I just need some DRANO as my little showypoo drain is partially clogged all of a sudden and slowly filling up my bathtub like a bird bath for my feet. I don't cum or shit in my tub and I'm not very hairy so it's a little peculiar. I'll blame Michelle Obama until proven otherwise.

    Using a toilet plunger applies more pressure to the clog.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Using a toilet plunger applies more pressure to the clog.

    Ah fuck I forgot that I could just plunging the drain in the shower. I guess I've never had to do that in my life. Probably because this is the first time in my life I've encountered this, but still I shouldve considered that option. If it works I'll Venmo you 5 duckets
  10. Originally posted by mmQ Ah fuck I forgot that I could just plunging the drain in the shower. I guess I've never had to do that in my life. Probably because this is the first time in my life I've encountered this, but still I shouldve considered that option. If it works I'll Venmo you 5 duckets

    Put some water in the drain first. Then the plunger pushes the water against the clog.
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Put some water in the drain first. Then the plunger pushes the water against the clog.

    I understand how plunging works I just forgot it was an option. Patroniser deluxer.
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Nope there's something in there for sure that a standard plunger can't remedy this far.
  13. Originally posted by mmQ Nope there's something in there for sure that a standard plunger can't remedy this far.

    Probably the drainage culverts outside are full or near capacity.
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Probably the drainage culverts outside are full or near capacity.

    I'm just gonna panic and call 911
  15. Originally posted by mmQ I'm just gonna panic and call 911

    Or you could run endless circles around your room while screaming like a hyena.
  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Or you could run endless circles around your room while screaming like a hyena.

    That's par for the course, spectral. C'mon now.
  17. Originally posted by mmQ That's par for the course, spectral. C'mon now.

    Are your hands placed squarely on the top of your head?
  18. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    I’m not sure, can I borrow a feeling? ~
  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Are your hands placed squarely on the top of your head?

    They're placed and taped behind my back in the bushy squirrel position.

    Yeah you're thinking about the user 🐿️ now too. SHES in Alberta last I heard.
  20. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Or you could run endless circles around your room while screaming like a hyena.



    Originally posted by mmQ That's par for the course, spectral. C'mon now.

    Like @0:23?

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