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  1. Originally posted by CandyRein Was that…a joke?

    I didn't get it either.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. Instigator Space Nigga
    Refer.
  3. Originally posted by CandyRein Was that…a joke?

    Quiet as a church mouse hiding from Vinny's frying pan in here..

    You were better off posting about your life if you wanna be a comedian…

  4. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I didn't get it either.

  5. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    I don't wanna go to work today
  6. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I didn't get it either.

    Lolz
  7. am just glad my slave came back on her own volition.

    saved me reward money and the paper works of getting slave recocery services.
  8. Ghost Black Hole
    Someones been bitten by the love big
  9. CandyRein Black Hole
    Those are bedbug bites on him...

    Ot

    About an hour and I'm free im so Tide... ULTRA
  10. CandyRein Black Hole
    My damn feet hurt...gonna do my foot spa and toke..
  11. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Just slept in my new bedroom for the first night. Im liking it. Moved my bedroom ome room over so i can repair the cieling in my old bedroom, its t that stupid 'popcorn' cieling type so hopefully i can get some plastic down and patch it or just tear it all down and make a new cieling here within the next few weeks
  12. real men sleep on the couch.

    or on the floor right infront of the tv.
  13. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Just slept in my new bedroom for the first night. Im liking it. Moved my bedroom ome room over so i can repair the cieling in my old bedroom, its t that stupid 'popcorn' cieling type so hopefully i can get some plastic down and patch it or just tear it all down and make a new cieling here within the next few weeks

    In which room do your parents stay?
  14. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny real men sleep on the couch.

    or on the floor right infront of the tv.

    Real men have electricity
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  15. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Real men have electricity

    real men fight in real wars.
  16. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny real men fight in real wars.

    REAL men have motorcycles not mopeds.
  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    REAAAAALLLLLLL men kill themselves the first chance they become sentient enough to realize life ultimately offers nothing of value regardless of the potential or achieved happiness joy and fulfillments one may experience.

    A real man wouldn't waste his time by living, as it is that very life that is in and of itself the very waste man so often desires to avoid.

    By living, we are wasting time, as all time is a waste. By being dead, we BECOME time itself. All emotions we can and have experienced as humans are deemed utterly meaningless, which they always were ,and always will be.

    A REAL MAN realizes the greatest pleasure and truly the only pleasure of all, is the pleasure of experiencing absolute nothingness, for what we would call, forever and ever.

    A real man wouldn't try to convince anyone of anything, because the real man wouldn't be able to do so, as the real man is dead dead dead.

    That's why all of us... We're fake men. Hai guyz! this fake man is gonna go clean his bathroom now and reward himself with a few ales and tomfoolery.
  18. Originally posted by mmQ REAAAAALLLLLLL men kill themselves the first chance they become sentient enough to realize life ultimately offers nothing of value regardless of the potential or achieved happiness joy and fulfillments one may experience.

    A real man wouldn't waste his time by living, as it is that very life that is in and of itself the very waste man so often desires to avoid.

    By living, we are wasting time, as all time is a waste. By being dead, we BECOME time itself. All emotions we can and have experienced as humans are deemed utterly meaningless, which they always were ,and always will be.

    A REAL MAN realizes the greatest pleasure and truly the only pleasure of all, is the pleasure of experiencing absolute nothingness, for what we would call, forever and ever.

    A real man wouldn't try to convince anyone of anything, because the real man wouldn't be able to do so, as the real man is dead dead dead.

    That's why all of us… We're fake men. Hai guyz! this fake man is gonna go clean his bathroom now and reward himself with a few ales and tomfoolery.

    That's what THEY want you to believe, none of it is true though.

    BTW REAL men have illegal mexican maids to clean their bathrooms.
  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson That's what THEY want you to believe, none of it is true though.

    BTW REAL men have illegal mexican maids to clean their bathrooms.

    Wasting your time thinking what THEY want or do not want is fake man stuff, big broom. Real man wouldn't be alive to give a fuck either way.

    I'm almost done I just need some DRANO as my little showypoo drain is partially clogged all of a sudden and slowly filling up my bathtub like a bird bath for my feet. I don't cum or shit in my tub and I'm not very hairy so it's a little peculiar. I'll blame Michelle Obama until proven otherwise.
  20. Originally posted by mmQ Wasting your time thinking what THEY want or do not want is fake man stuff, big broom. Real man wouldn't be alive to give a fuck either way.

    I'm almost done I just need some DRANO as my little showypoo drain is partially clogged all of a sudden and slowly filling up my bathtub like a bird bath for my feet. I don't cum or shit in my tub and I'm not very hairy so it's a little peculiar. I'll blame Michelle Obama until proven otherwise.

    Old age dude, your hair is falling out and blockin dat tub.
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