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Fucking chirping birds motherfucker!
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2017-05-15 at 11:55 PM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock there are green fuzzy things growing under rocks in remote mountain passes that are superior to you.
you have fun with that adapting to the environment thing. my environment adapts to me.
If by your environment you mean the two room efficiency the government subsidized I'm sure it gets filthier everyday as it slowly adapts to your putrid lifestyle. -
2017-05-16 at 1:16 AM UTC
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2017-05-16 at 2:03 AM UTCYou ant seen nothin.
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2017-05-16 at 2:06 AM UTCLast April my wife and i spent a week in this same neighborhood and I was didn't sleep at all.
I wanted to NUKE the whole fucking island by the time I got home.
I got a vid from 3 in the morning somewhere and its just as loud as the youtube vid I posted.
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2017-05-16 at 2:12 AM UTC
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2017-05-16 at 2:17 AM UTCIt is a terrible sin to kill something and not consume it.
Me and George Soros paid those birds btw, just because you're such a fucking faggot.
Even if you killed those birds, more would replace them, they aren't exactly stationary. -
2017-05-16 at 2:23 AM UTC04:25
Sunrise coming up. Birds are going nuts. I can't sleep anyway so fuck it. Fuck everything. -
2017-05-16 at 2:28 AM UTC
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2017-05-16 at 3:01 AM UTC
Originally posted by RisiR † No, I live in(on?) the third floor and my cats are cute little sissy pussies. Only 3 of them used to hunt but one is too old now and the other two are too well fed to be real serial killers.
Some time ago I was sitting on my balcony and heard a baby bird chirp like a mofo. It fell out of its nest behind a stack of wood…. Yea, I also saw my cat approaching so I ran down the stairs like a madman(and a fat man…) only to be greeted by silence and my cat sitting in the grass licking her paws. It was pretty sad to be honest. I would have raised the bird and trained him to kill the nigger bird that don't shut up at night.
Fun fact: I got shat on by a bird a couple hours ago.
lolwhut
You just confirmed you're an overweight bimbo living at home whose only companions are cats. Fucker, how do you even have more than 3 cats in your place? -
2017-05-16 at 3:06 AM UTCIt's not wrong, consumption in itself is a sin, it's the original sin that we are born with. IF you eat an apple, you just killed an apple tree, and the hundreds of apple trees it could have made, its a fucking genocide, but that is just how life works, its the heart of darkness. Killing something without eating it is a much worse sin and should be reserved for other humans when they deserve it. I'm proud of my sins because I reserved them for when they were appropriate and I embrace my heart of darkness. I'm not saying god exists, I'm saying sin does and its very evident in the psychology of anyone who has sinned or had their parents sin passed onto them. Which is everyone.
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2017-05-16 at 3:07 AM UTCmotherfucker motherfucker, what do you see?
I see a blue bird looking at me. -
2017-05-16 at 3:08 AM UTC
Originally posted by fag Killing something without eating it is a much worse sin
wrong. it's not a sin at all. humans need to kill for pleasure to be at their peak game. it's called 'sport', retard. you're full of shit. there's literally nothing wrong with shooting dozens of birds from your porch for sheer amusement. -
2017-05-16 at 3:12 AM UTCShut the fuck up please snAb snIb
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2017-05-16 at 3:16 AM UTC
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2017-05-16 at 4:04 AM UTCI doubt you have ever felt the rush of real hunting. It takes years of target practice to know exactly where a bullet or an arrow is going to go. Once you do and you put something straight through the heart of an actual game animal its like you won the fucking lottery. Thats how you fucking kill something, its dead before it hits the ground, when I cut its throat it doesn't even bleed because its just so fucking dead and I'm so fucking alive. Sport hunters are gay, I hunt so I feel what ancient people felt before states or cities. Plus the meat is so much better than beef from nasty fucking beef farms.
You have to get past the culty stuff and look at the symbolism behind the bible, it's an ancient text full of food for thought. It doesn't mean god exists, it just means the stories have a purpose. Ancient texts are fucking fantastic. http://www.southerncrossreview.org/15/sermon1.htm this is the best thing I have ever read and its not from the bible. -
2017-05-16 at 4:10 AM UTCyou're fucking retarded.
>"i hunt so i can feel what ancient people felt"
>"i doubt you have ever felt the rush"
>"it's just so fucking dead and i'm just so fucking alive"
>"like you won the fucking lottery"
>links me the fucking bible
fucking retarded on a level others can only hope to achieve. -
2017-05-16 at 4:13 AM UTC
Originally posted by fag I doubt you have ever felt the rush of real hunting. It takes years of target practice to know exactly where a bullet or an arrow is going to go. Once you do and you put something straight through the heart of an actual game animal its like you won the fucking lottery. Thats how you fucking kill something, its dead before it hits the ground, when I cut its throat it doesn't even bleed because its just so fucking dead and I'm so fucking alive. Sport hunters are gay, I hunt so I feel what ancient people felt before states or cities. Plus the meat is so much better than beef from nasty fucking beef farms.
You have to get past the culty stuff and look at the symbolism behind the bible, it's an ancient text full of food for thought. It doesn't mean god exists, it just means the stories have a purpose. Ancient texts are fucking fantastic. http://www.southerncrossreview.org/15/sermon1.htm this is the best thing I have ever read and its not from the bible.
Good name choice, because you definitely sound like a faggot.
Hurting animals is not something I enjoy and it's probably a sign of being a terrible person on some level, or just not very intelligent. If you're genuinely doing it for food, that's one thing, but I don't think enjoying it, even if it is in your nature, is healthy.
Look at the prevalence of rape and murder among other animals, even how common it was in our past. The naturalistic fallacy/appeal to nature is pretty damn easy to refute. -
2017-05-16 at 4:19 AM UTCCan you imagine if one of these birds, or even multiple, suddenly crashed through RisiR's 50K windows and he finally snapped.
Just imagine that happening, then him collapsing to the fetal position, possibly with tears streaming down his face and soaked in sweat, or in a quasi-autistic knee hugging position where he rocks back and forth, repeating over and over again in a fluctuating voice, sometimes loud, sometimes low and muttering, but always profoundly disturbed and distressed, "The birds…the birds…THE BIIIIIRDS!!!"
Then his siblings finally call an ambulance when they accept he's not snapping out of it and he spends the rest of his life in a padded cell and straight jacket muttering it over and over.
And just to fuck with him they put pictures of those birds all over his cell and continuously play the famous film repeatedly for entertainment/recreation time. As a final touch there's even something akin to those toys they put above the cradles of babies, except it's just this highly realistic and incredibly menacing raven that continuously flies around in circles.
This would be a great poster to hang in there. Or just imagine sneaking into/outside of his house right now and pasting this outside the perfect window, or even in his own room:
Then one day, something awakens inside of him, the fundamental immense driving force that had led him to read the great works of philosophy, his Schopenhauer and Nietzsche, one desperate attempt at finding meaning, an answer, strong enough to finally break through. "When will this madness end, when will I regain my sanity?!" RisiR desperately screams at it one day, as loudly as he can, the full force of furious years of pent up passion and madness pouring out at one last attempt to gain some reprieve, an answer for this meaningless suffering, an end to it, with the force of an immense strike of lighting, the sound bellowing as the deepest thunder whose reverberations shake the entire ward to their core, awakening everyone, a moment of absolute silence where they all listen for what comes next, an innate understanding of them, having known of poor RisiR's state of madness all these years, the importance of the first novel thing he had spoken since becoming trapped in the cycle of madness.
And he swears, that despite his madness, with absolute certainty, knowing that it will never be confirmed or believed, that he will live with this knowledge alone in his mind until the day he dies, there was a response:
To quoth the raven, "Nevermore".
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