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Fucking chirping birds motherfucker!

  1. #21
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by reject I got 29/50 which is only a little bit autistic

    I scored 8 out of 50. Lol.
  2. #22
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Heh, I had someone tell me the same thing once, that she had seen like xx diagnosis for me.

    Truth is I also didn’t give a fuck, couldn’t feel any connection to people or relate to them at all, needed a high level of stimulation I wasn’t getting, and just started causing trouble out of boredom and frustration/discontent with life, along with wanting to scam SSI.

    Damn we’re fucked up people.
  3. #23
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Sophie I scored 8 out of 50. Lol.

    You have top admit, you’re pretty weird for a normie. Well, you’re definitely abnormal, but be glad it isn’t autism, because it fucking sucks.
  4. #24
    so what is your AQ malice?
  5. #25
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I’ll have to retake it later. Suffice to say, I may be extremely atypical, but I am undeniably autistic as hell.
  6. #26
    i dont even know what that means
  7. #27
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Malice You have top admit, you’re pretty weird for a normie. Well, you’re definitely abnormal, but be glad it isn’t autism, because it fucking sucks.

    I hardly consider myself a normie.
  8. #28
    Yea normies tend to frown up child love
  9. #29
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by RisiR † Are those animals about 4 inch tall and fly rapidly through the air in Florida?

    that cat definitely caught air shortly after impact...
  10. #30
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by reject Cat's are well known for their seed and plant based diet



    Originally posted by snab_snib strychnine or cyanide from rat poison, and a couple packs of cigarettes for good measure, let it dry

    Y'know, I also wouldn't want any dirty Polaks dropping dead in my garden from eating both, the seeds and the dead birds. The good thing is that they are easier to shoot because they usually squat down in packs under lights at night.
  11. #31
    Originally posted by infinityshock get a bb gun, faggot.

    oh wait…you can't because you live in a dictator ship where bb guns are banned for being ebil. deys deh debil!
    Yeah, destroy nature.
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  12. #32
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Dargo YOU have cats? Wouldn't have guessed.

    Can you have have the cats eat the birds? Or at least let them outside when you go to bed to scare them off?

    No, I live in(on?) the third floor and my cats are cute little sissy pussies. Only 3 of them used to hunt but one is too old now and the other two are too well fed to be real serial killers.

    Some time ago I was sitting on my balcony and heard a baby bird chirp like a mofo. It fell out of its nest behind a stack of wood.... Yea, I also saw my cat approaching so I ran down the stairs like a madman(and a fat man...) only to be greeted by silence and my cat sitting in the grass licking her paws. It was pretty sad to be honest. I would have raised the bird and trained him to kill the nigger bird that don't shut up at night.

    Fun fact: I got shat on by a bird a couple hours ago.
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  13. #33
    Originally posted by RisiR † No, I live in(on?) the third floor and my cats are cute little sissy pussies. Only 3 of them used to hunt but one is too old now and the other two are too well fed to be real serial killers.

    Some time ago I was sitting on my balcony and heard a baby bird chirp like a mofo. It fell out of its nest behind a stack of wood…. Yea, I also saw my cat approaching so I ran down the stairs like a madman(and a fat man…) only to be greeted by silence and my cat sitting in the grass licking her paws. It was pretty sad to be honest. I would have raised the bird and trained him to kill the nigger bird that don't shut up at night.

    Fun fact: I got shat on by a bird a couple hours ago.

    Instead of fighting the nigger birds tale your cue from Jill and move.
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  14. #34
    Originally posted by RisiR † Y'know, I also wouldn't want any dirty Polaks dropping dead in my garden from eating both, the seeds and the dead birds. The good thing is that they are easier to shoot because they usually squat down in packs under lights at night.

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  15. #35
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Darth Beaver Instead of fighting the nigger birds tale your cue from Jill and move.

    They don't scare me, kid.
  16. #36
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Darth Beaver Yeah, destroy nature.

    I said no such thing, crater face
  17. #37
    Originally posted by infinityshock I said no such thing, crater face

    That is why I will always be superior to you Faggart. I learn to adapt to my environment and overcome its obstacles. While you either run or when running isn't an option feebly try to destroy your environment. What a moron...
  18. #38
    snab_snib African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Darth Beaver Yeah, destroy nature.

    yes, fucking do so. fuck nature.
  19. #39
    r e p o r t e d
  20. #40
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Darth Beaver That is why I will always be superior to you Faggart. I learn to adapt to my environment and overcome its obstacles. While you either run or when running isn't an option feebly try to destroy your environment. What a moron…

    there are green fuzzy things growing under rocks in remote mountain passes that are superior to you.

    you have fun with that adapting to the environment thing. my environment adapts to me.
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